- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Bungie should simply have Halo 3's storyline end with the destruction of all life in the universe, and as it shows the halos detonating, a swirly blue background will come onto the screen, complements of Bungie's newest employee, who is really a hypnotist in disguise. Then all they need to do is play a recording that goes "Listen to Bungie, and Don't Hack!"