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Subject: my clan is lookin for enemies

message me for comfirmation

  • 08.12.2011 12:03 PM PDT

I can be your enemy, I'm not a clan, but GODDAMMIT I am a bad person.

  • 08.12.2011 12:03 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

Well, I can suddenly decided to hate you and everything you stand for with a burning passion that make me rip off kittens heads and feed their intestine to midgets. Would that suit you?

  • 08.12.2011 12:05 PM PDT


Posted by: AOD Ghost555
Well, I can suddenly decided to hate you and everything you stand for with a burning passion that make me rip off kittens heads and feed their intestine to midgets. Would that suit you?

And you and I can join forces to destroy him.

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!

  • 08.12.2011 12:08 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: Gnomefan

Posted by: AOD Ghost555
Well, I can suddenly decided to hate you and everything you stand for with a burning passion that make me rip off kittens heads and feed their intestine to midgets. Would that suit you?

And you and I can join forces to destroy him.

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!

Yeeeeeeah! We will impale your asses into the ground and take turn raping you up your -blam!- until you beg for mercy and then we will force you to gargle a jar of peanut butter as you sit on the top of an upsidedown stool that is being driven into your ass.




Too much?

  • 08.12.2011 12:10 PM PDT

THD Founder and Leader.

Halo dude suddenly remembered about The United Nations clan and their current conflict with a group of clans...

Thus, Halo dude thought that mini afro boy should join force with The UN and combat their enemies with them, as tey're against a group that supposedly numbers about 6 clans.

He was sure this could result in interesting results.

  • 08.12.2011 12:12 PM PDT

Proud creator of Future Warfare Unit!
But mostly a proud member of bungie!

Lol. I'll take out your eyes and replace them with chuck norris's so you can see the pure terror on your friends and family's faces as he malests them, searching for his eyes.

[Edited on 08.12.2011 12:16 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2011 12:15 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: moentriplets3
Lol. I'll take out your eyes and replace them with chuck norris's so you can see the pure terror on your friends faces as he malests them, searching for his eyes.

*Molest.

And I'll tear out your eyes and SKULL-blam!- YOU!

  • 08.12.2011 12:16 PM PDT

Proud creator of Future Warfare Unit!
But mostly a proud member of bungie!

*Grimaces*

  • 08.12.2011 12:19 PM PDT

I'll get the camera. ;)

This is about to get steamy.

  • 08.12.2011 12:21 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: Gnomefan
I'll get the camera. ;)

This is about to get steamy.

Alright, I'll go shopping for the rest. Expand on the list as necessary.

LIST:
Handcuffs x4.
200 ft of high strength nylon rope.
Season 2 of Sex in the City.
A Goldfish.
Lotion. Lots.
Peanut Butter.
Death Metal version of My Heart Will Go On.
Spermicide.
Sponges.
A Waffle Iron.
3 boxes of diapers.
A cactus.

  • 08.12.2011 12:28 PM PDT

Don't forget the miniature horses.

  • 08.12.2011 12:33 PM PDT

We can be your your enemys Just message DABIGESTBOB or me for times and details

  • 08.12.2011 12:35 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: AOD Ghost555
Alright, I'll go shopping for the rest. Expand on the list as necessary.

LIST:
Handcuffs x4.
200 ft of high strength nylon rope.
Season 2 of Sex in the City.
A Goldfish.
Lotion. Lots.
Peanut Butter.
Death Metal version of My Heart Will Go On.
Spermicide.
Sponges.
A Waffle Iron.
3 boxes of diapers.
A cactus.

LIST CONTINUTED:
Mini horses
electric shaver
tongue depressor
q-tips
a large bag of skittles
duct tape
a drill
a bonesaw

  • 08.12.2011 12:41 PM PDT

ill get a probe

  • 08.12.2011 1:05 PM PDT

ill get a probe as big as a miniature hoarse

  • 08.12.2011 1:06 PM PDT

Oh and we all need to wear wizard hats while we do this, obviously.

  • 08.12.2011 1:34 PM PDT

u guys want a clan battle or not

  • 08.12.2011 1:43 PM PDT