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Subject: Bungie, please explain this..

I just got through getting my ass handed to me by a couple of hackers. Before you start running your -blam!- mouth about how i suck, let me say that theres a difference between sucking, and shooting someone in the head with a sniper, them just eating the -blam!- bullet, and then disappearing and reappearing next to me, beating me down.

One of two things happened:

1. The mother -blam!- turned into a level 9 super sayan and teleported next to me, and beat my ass.

Or

2. The mother-blam!- saw me looking right at him with a sniper, so he flipped his lag switch, and turned it off when he was next to me so he could kill me.

Which sounds more likely, community?

Now I'm not just complaining about the hackers. I'm going to make a point here.

Why is it that I should be banned for leaving a game in which there is chicanery involved? I paid 60 -blam!- dollars for this video game, so I should be able to leave, shouldn't i??

Well due to Bungie's inability to adapt to ordinary modern gaming setup, if you leave a game, it makes the entire -blam!- game come to a stand still, and that slot will never be filled. Had Bungie adapted any of the CoD series lobby systems, this would have been fixed, and we wouldnt have to be banned for leaving a game that is being manipulated (other games that use this system are; Crysis 2, Crackdown 2, Assassin's Creed, GoW 1,2,3, and pretty much any -blam!- game you can think of).

Also, if i get paired up with a bunch of -blam!- noobs, you expect me to fight against an entire team of nobles, mythics, novas, and so on? You can kiss my ass. How about you set up something fair?


Now let me point out something on living dead.

There are 12 people in a game of living dead (idrk, just guessing). There are 3 rounds. This allows for an extremely fair and unbiased system to be used to pick the zombies. This means that you can make it so the same person isnt the zombie 3 -blam!- times in a row. But somehow, Bungie even managed to fail miserably at designing a system that chooses zombies without being unfair. With my system, you would be zombie ONLY ONCE, and there would still be a chance you wouldnt even be a zombie.

And Bungie, explain one last thing to me.

When you press start in the game menu, and go to the screen in which you can change Gender and your Service tag, why is it that it says:

Species: Spartan.

Since when are spartans a -blam!- species? Last I checked, theyre human. And you cant change -blam!- species. So its either Human or Elite. Not Spartan or Elite.

Really, Bungie?

Who the hell missed that one?


EDIT: This is just 3 of the VERY MANY different problems I see with this game. Given a months time, I could probably write a -blam!- book about all the problems I see.




EDIT # 2:

Another MAJOR flaw I saw with the game is the abilities.

You mean to tell me that a "Super Soldier" can only sprint 20 -blam!- feet? And that just a simple necessity in war isnt a given, that you have to pick it as an ability?

I'd like to think that if there were "Super Soldiers" that they could not only Sprint or evade, but could do it at least a little more then they currently do, ONTOP of being able to cloak or use camo or armorlock.

Just like at the way Crysis has it set up. That is by far one of the best Super Soldier setups I've seen in awhile.

I woulda thought Bungie could come up with an even better system, cuz I know I sure as hell did.



BUT I will give you credit on one thing Bungie.

Your visuals are stunning. When I first saw the intro to the game, my nipples got hard.

Therefore, you make a very well-polished turd. VERY well-polished.

[Edited on 08.12.2011 1:52 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2011 1:09 PM PDT

Salsa

Bungie can't do anything, it's in 343's hands now

  • 08.12.2011 1:21 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

High blood pressure can lead to many long-term ailments, such as increase in hypertension, increase risk of heart attack, and impotence.

Try balancing your diet better and get more exercise. It is also helpful to take up a relaxing hobby, such as reading or fishing.

  • 08.12.2011 1:21 PM PDT

Wrong Forum. Quit yo' complainin' boy; it's a bloody game.

  • 08.12.2011 1:24 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

Posted by: Delstory
When you press start in the game menu, and go to the screen in which you can change Gender and your Service tag, why is it that it says:

Species: Spartan.

Since when are spartans a -blam!- species? Last I checked, theyre human. And you cant change -blam!- species. So its either Human or Elite. Not Spartan or Elite.

Really, Bungie?

Who the hell missed that one?

THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL!

RAAAAGE!!!

  • 08.12.2011 1:24 PM PDT


Posted by: prometheus25

Try balancing your diet better and get more exercise. It is also helpful to take up a relaxing hobby, such as reading or fishing.


Gaming is supposed to be my relaxing hobby. But its impossible when every game company gives me a steaming pile of -blam!- on a disc.

The game has way too many bugs, and the beta testers shoulda been shot.

  • 08.12.2011 1:24 PM PDT


Posted by: anton1792
Posted by: Delstory
When you press start in the game menu, and go to the screen in which you can change Gender and your Service tag, why is it that it says:

Species: Spartan.

Since when are spartans a -blam!- species? Last I checked, theyre human. And you cant change -blam!- species. So its either Human or Elite. Not Spartan or Elite.

Really, Bungie?

Who the hell missed that one?

THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL!

RAAAAGE!!!


It is a big deal when a multi-million dollar company cant even learn to proper english.

  • 08.12.2011 1:25 PM PDT


Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X
Wrong Forum. Quit yo' complainin' boy; it's a bloody game.


What's the right forum then? I cant even tell with these ridiculously similar names.

And no, if I pay 60 dollars for a little plastic disc, it better be made right, or I'm chewin some ass out.

[Edited on 08.12.2011 1:32 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2011 1:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Delstory

Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X
Wrong Forum. Quit yo' complainin' boy; it's a bloody game.


What's the right forum then?

And no, if I pay 60 dollars for a little plastic disc, it better be made right, or I'm chewin some ass out.


Take it to the Reach Forum.

If you don't like the game, don't play it; simple as. No one's telling you to play it.

  • 08.12.2011 1:31 PM PDT


Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X

Posted by: Delstory

Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X
Wrong Forum. Quit yo' complainin' boy; it's a bloody game.


What's the right forum then?

And no, if I pay 60 dollars for a little plastic disc, it better be made right, or I'm chewin some ass out.


Take it to the Reach Forum.

If you don't like the game, don't play it; simple as. No one's telling you to play it.


I do like the game. It has amazing potential, it just has so many small flaws that are overlooked it almost entirely ruins the experience for me. Amazingly small flaws that could be fixed easily, or be given a decent solution.

[Edited on 08.12.2011 1:36 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2011 1:35 PM PDT

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Just to make a small correction, when using Sprint in Reach you definitely go more than 20 feet...


Edit for poor grammar.

[Edited on 08.12.2011 1:38 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2011 1:37 PM PDT


Posted by: Delstory

Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X

Posted by: Delstory

Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X
Wrong Forum. Quit yo' complainin' boy; it's a bloody game.


What's the right forum then?

And no, if I pay 60 dollars for a little plastic disc, it better be made right, or I'm chewin some ass out.


Take it to the Reach Forum.

If you don't like the game, don't play it; simple as. No one's telling you to play it.


I do like the game. It has amazing potential, it just has so many small flaws that are overlooked it almost entirely ruins the experience for me. Amazingly small flaws that could be fixed easily, or be given a decent solution.


I agree that the game has small flaws too but it's just something that everyone has to deal with. Only 343 can fix anything now, but there's a high doubt of that. As much as the flaws are small, they're concentrating on their new Trilogy.

  • 08.12.2011 1:39 PM PDT


Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X

Posted by: Delstory

Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X

Posted by: Delstory

Posted by: X SWORD PWNER X
Wrong Forum. Quit yo' complainin' boy; it's a bloody game.


What's the right forum then?

And no, if I pay 60 dollars for a little plastic disc, it better be made right, or I'm chewin some ass out.


Take it to the Reach Forum.

If you don't like the game, don't play it; simple as. No one's telling you to play it.


I do like the game. It has amazing potential, it just has so many small flaws that are overlooked it almost entirely ruins the experience for me. Amazingly small flaws that could be fixed easily, or be given a decent solution.


I agree that the game has small flaws too but it's just something that everyone has to deal with. Only 343 can fix anything now, but there's a high doubt of that. As much as the flaws are small, they're concentrating on their new Trilogy.


Then where's 343 so I can chew their asses out?


Posted by: Papa Chief 6
Sorry dude, I was just having fun. lol..what a fun game that was.


You're not the -blam!- I was playing against.

  • 08.12.2011 1:49 PM PDT


Posted by: King Nis085
Just to make a small correction, when using Sprint in Reach you definitely go more than 20 feet...


Edit for poor grammar.


50 feet? 100 feet?

Doesnt matter. I know I can sprint farther then these "Spartans", and I used to be a heavy smoker.

  • 08.12.2011 1:50 PM PDT

"Elite" is a title just like "Spartan." It should really be "Human" and "Sangheili."

  • 08.12.2011 1:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu

Posted by: Delstory
Another MAJOR flaw I saw with the game is the abilities.

You mean to tell me that a "Super Soldier" can only sprint 20 -blam!- feet? And that just a simple necessity in war isnt a given, that you have to pick it as an ability?

I'd like to think that if there were "Super Soldiers" that they could not only Sprint or evade, but could do it at least a little more then they currently do, ONTOP of being able to cloak or use camo or armorlock.

Just like at the way Crysis has it set up. That is by far one of the best Super Soldier setups I've seen in awhile.

I woulda thought Bungie could come up with an even better system, cuz I know I sure as hell did.


The armour abilities are limited because;-
a) there are only so many buttons on the xbox controller and you cannot, therefore: jetpack, sprint, evade, camo AND armour-lock all in one go.

b)If people could use unlimited sprint because they are supposed to Super Soldiers or whatever then you would just complain about that anyway. The fact is the Spartan can only sprint for a certain amount of time so that people cannot just run away every time they get shot, and it gives people a chance to actually get a kill against armour abilities. The limited timed armour abilities adds skill to the game because you have to think when to time your ability to avoid getting killed or to use it to get a kill.

So if your pis-sed because Spartans are super strong and limited sprint ruins the story line then why didn't you think about the fact there are 16 Spartans all fighting each other on some desolated forge world? That completely breaks story-line. Basically all these things are to improve the multi-player game play.

Finally I think you should show a bit of respect to the game developers. As I don't believe there is a chance in hell you could have made a better game, in fact can you even fully comprehended what it would be like to actually write and program a game such as Reach. I know I can't.
Rant over... OT: Sell the game if you are dissatisfied.

  • 08.12.2011 2:27 PM PDT