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Posted by: dibbs089
I first noticed her out of the corner of my eye right as I walked into the room. We exchanged furtive glances at first; briefly catching each other's attention then, quickly, looking away. I tried not to pay her too much attention (appearing desperate is a rookie mistake after all and would have forever ruined the chance) as I walked briskly across the room and feigned interest in something else. She obviously took the bait as I could still see her glancing at me every few seconds. I had her interest it seemed; I knew then she was as good as mine. I waited for the right moment to lock eyes and as I stared into her perfect visage I knew that I had to have her.
The conversation was intimate but concise. Within minutes we had left; she clasped firmly in my hands. I wasted no time unwrapping her; eagerly awaiting the chance to explore her most intimate secrets. I spent hours probing her depths; exploring every crevice in order to understand what really made her tick. Finally, as we reached the climax she screamed out "Bungie!". I was admittedly confused, but after some further exploration I found out that Bungie was merely her creator. Looking for answers as to who could have created my personal Aphrodite I came to this website, and here I remain.
This is the story of how I purchased Halo, beat the campaign, at the conclusion of the credits saw "Bungie", and used Google.
The end.
Totally not what I was expecting..