They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.
We are the Classifieds! We will fight untill our clans are strong, our games are filled and our questions are answered! We will troll untill we restore activity, we shall fight to ensure that we will not be foresaken! We are the Classifieds, and we shall prevail! *Raises fist in air, crowds cheers*