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Subject: One body. One soul. One mind.

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

would you like to be a part of something greater?

Be a part of a greater community?


Join the group of Unitology.

You simply need to:

-Stay true to the beliefs

-Praise Altman

-Spread the good word

When the time comes, all those who remained faithful shall experience the miracle of convergence, and live as a single entity unending!

Altman be praised :3




[Edited on 08.17.2011 2:42 PM PDT]

  • 08.17.2011 2:42 PM PDT

Is this a.... cult? If so that is awesome.

  • 08.17.2011 2:43 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Ya, great work stealing something from Saint's Row. Congratulations on the un-origanality.

  • 08.17.2011 2:46 PM PDT

This is just plain stupid.

  • 08.17.2011 2:49 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

Okay, a few things...

1) What are the beliefs?

2) Who is Altman?

3) What's the word?(It's not bird, is it?)

<3 Ghost

  • 08.17.2011 2:51 PM PDT
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Dude, wheres my Karma?


Posted by: MrNuke
Ya, great work stealing something from Saint's Row. Congratulations on the un-origanality.


I thought this was from dead space?

  • 08.17.2011 2:54 PM PDT

I did a Google search of "Altman be praised!" and it seems to have to do with Dead Space.

  • 08.17.2011 2:54 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: DaysForBunnies

Posted by: MrNuke
Ya, great work stealing something from Saint's Row. Congratulations on the un-origanality.


I thought this was from dead space?


Lol thank you, non-blind person!

  • 08.17.2011 2:54 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: leospartan30o

Posted by: DaysForBunnies

Posted by: MrNuke
Ya, great work stealing something from Saint's Row. Congratulations on the un-origanality.


I thought this was from dead space?


Lol thank you, non-blind person!
Also Saint's Row. It's a joke Volition did to take a shot at Scientology.

  • 08.17.2011 2:57 PM PDT
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Dude, wheres my Karma?

I love those games!

  • 08.17.2011 2:57 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Beliefs:

That death is only the beginning, and is encouraged, so that we may transcend the physical world, and be made whole!

There is no conflict in this realm, no hatred, only love, care, and compassion.

*The Markers are holy relics that act as beacons to begin our transcendence into Unity.
Michael Altman was the founder, and Martyr of our religion. He was murdered before his great influence could arouse truth in us all. The church of Unitology was created, however, and the faith remained mighty!

The word is all those that join Unitology will finally find their true purpose in life, and eventually their after-life! ^-^

  • 08.17.2011 3:04 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

No, haven't you heard? Bird bird bird
Bird is the word
I said a bird bird bird
Bird is the word
SURFIN' BIRD (repeat)

  • 08.17.2011 3:06 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: MrNuke
No, haven't you heard? Bird bird bird
Bird is the word
I said a bird bird bird
Bird is the word
SURFIN' BIRD (repeat)

-blam!- you and your -blam!-, man. I specifically asked for it NOT to be bird. You just HAD to do that, didn't you?

  • 08.17.2011 3:08 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Absolutly. Shall I do it again???

  • 08.17.2011 3:09 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Join now! :D

  • 08.17.2011 3:12 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: Gnomefan
Is this a.... cult? If so that is awesome.


In a way, it is. Join us!

  • 08.17.2011 3:20 PM PDT

Wort, Wort, Wort!
Honk, honk, blarg!

I love Elites.

-blam!- you! And -blam!- your Marker!

I'm not going to make us whole!




Jk, lol, I got the reference. Now, where did I put that Seeker Rifle...

  • 08.17.2011 3:39 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

^Lol, so you won't join me? :( *puppy eyes*

  • 08.17.2011 3:40 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: DethB2U
This is just plain stupid.


then do not enter the main lobby, and go do something else,

impure. You're name is ironic to this thread btw :3

[Edited on 08.17.2011 3:43 PM PDT]

  • 08.17.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Wort, Wort, Wort!
Honk, honk, blarg!

I love Elites.


Posted by: leospartan30o
^Lol, so you won't join me? :( *puppy eyes*
Lol, nope. I don't like the idea of becoming a mindless flesh-eating, killing machine. If you want me, I'll be hanging out with Issac and Ellie. (Seriously, though. Where's that damned Rifle...)

  • 08.17.2011 3:42 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: V0id2552

Posted by: leospartan30o
^Lol, so you won't join me? :( *puppy eyes*
Lol, nope. I don't like the idea of becoming a mindless flesh-eating, killing machine. If you want me, I'll be hanging out with Issac and Ellie. (Seriously, though. Where's that damned Rifle...)


I am sorry you don't see the light, as I do =/

  • 08.17.2011 3:44 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Here bro, take this *tosses Assault Rifle*

  • 08.17.2011 3:45 PM PDT


Posted by: leospartan30o

Posted by: DethB2U
This is just plain stupid.


then do not enter the main lobby, and go do something else,

impure. You're name is ironic to this thread btw :3


No, I like it here.

hurkadurkadurkadurk.

  • 08.17.2011 3:45 PM PDT

Wort, Wort, Wort!
Honk, honk, blarg!

I love Elites.

Light, what light? All that that "light" you see does is breed death, destruction and madness. That red, sinister light...

  • 08.17.2011 3:46 PM PDT

AXIOS you idiot.

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: DethB2U

Posted by: leospartan30o

Posted by: DethB2U
This is just plain stupid.


then do not enter the main lobby, and go do something else,

impure. You're name is ironic to this thread btw :3


No, I like it here.

hurkadurkadurkadurk.


Lol, I luv that line.

So confuzed, why wont you join us even though you insist on standing in the waiting room??



They are not monsters! They are the pinnacle of our evolution! We died as a race along time ago, and it is our time to join them! >:D

[Edited on 08.17.2011 3:48 PM PDT]

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