- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
i've heard somewhere that the right proportion of vaseline, water, and milk combine to make a mixture very similar to a certain male secretion. if one were to discover the correct vaseline to water to milk ratio, then one could proceed to administer said mixture to wherever it is deemed appropriate. like on the teachers lounge door knob. or the mixture could be distributed amongst a number of prophylactics, and thrown against the wall, or left in other compromising situations. of course if you've got enough time you don't even need to know the correct ratio, do you?