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Liberally apply prawns around the place- they smell worse than milk once they go off, and are smaller and harder to find. Bonus!
Or place some roadkill in a teachers desk drawer....

  • 09.08.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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It helps if it was the teachers dog too.

  • 09.08.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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of course if you've got enough time you don't even need to know the correct ratio, do you?
ew

well, i'm glad someone understood that part.

  • 09.08.2004 10:03 AM PDT
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Holy Sh*it my school was delayed again!!! halleylua praise the lord!!!!!!!!!
i Haven't even started school yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.09.2004 2:23 PM PDT
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get 4 pigs, label them in black paint 1, 2, 3, and 5. now set them loose in the school.

get it?

OR

plant a tree in the middle of the football field, bigger the better. then be sure to cement it into the ground.

OR

if your the crazy type, get a big cow, walk it into the school and kill it. the cow will be so big, they will have to cut it up to remove it.

OR

get a lock cutter and cut every single lock in the school.

OR

get a bunch of people and cover every inch of the gym floor in manure.

OR

go all donnie darko style and flood the school by busting the main pipe line, then leave the ax near your school mascot. proceed by writing "Cellar Door" on all of the chalkboards, and carve or write "they made me do it" into everything you see.

  • 09.09.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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you know what? my last post almost DESERVES a bump.

  • 09.09.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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Super glue all the lockers shut or use sidewalk chalk to make body outlines in the halls.

  • 09.09.2004 3:30 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

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Posted by: BadKarma
of course if you've got enough time you don't even need to know the correct ratio, do you?
ew

well, i'm glad someone understood that part.

I understood, but I was trying to refrain from commenting. Oh well.

  • 09.09.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Everyone skips school one day (all at once)

  • 09.09.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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Get some 99 cent mice and let them go in your school......

  • 09.09.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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set off stink bombs

  • 09.09.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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Connect a phone line to the P.A. and put a phone next to a fart machine and let a rip.....

  • 09.09.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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put hottest peppers in school food and take all TP out of all the bathrooms

  • 09.09.2004 5:03 PM PDT

-blam!- in a plastic bag and light it on fire.

  • 09.09.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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PUKE IN THE VENTELATION!!! someone did that at my old puplic school, and turned a sickness into the smelliest prank ive ever smelt.

  • 09.09.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Peck
go all donnie darko style and flood the school by busting the main pipe line, then leave the ax near your school mascot. proceed by writing "Cellar Door" on all of the chalkboards, and carve or write "they made me do it" into everything you see.


finally!! a donnie darko fan!!! i love that movie sooo much!!!




switch all the chalk with white rocks. but remember to wear earplugs.

  • 09.09.2004 5:51 PM PDT
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play a -blam!- tape on the P.A.

  • 09.10.2004 11:39 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha. These are awesome... I am only 13, and alas, I have done no such pranks.

  • 09.10.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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pee in all the water fountains

  • 09.10.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

Cut a segment out of a car and then reapply said segment so that it is in the middle of the flag pole. Then just wield it shut and blend the paint job so it looks like some one dropped the car onto the pole from a crane or somthing. This really works but it is very expensive, difficult, requires lotsa planning and help, and you better hope to God you dont get caught.

  • 09.10.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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weld the entance doors closed and steal all of the corridor/hall passes in the school.

  • 09.10.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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Here's what someone did at my school one year. He bought some KY jelly and then coated all the main door handles with a thin layer, you know the big metel doors that make you have to push a bar to open them. Anyway when that period let out all the students were so busy gabbing and all that when they tried to open the doors their hands kept slipping off and some even managed to walk into the doors (guess they were in a hurry). Me though, I managed to dig up some police line tape that they use at crime scenes and I wrapped my principles car in it entirely. I never saw his face, but I heard that it was classic.

[Edited on 9/10/2004 12:05:55 PM]

  • 09.10.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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put -blam!-s in all of the lockers

  • 09.10.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

In the 5th grade my friend asked to go to the clinic because he felt sick. The teacher said no so he puked all over her. That was six years ago and I still laugh everytime I think about it.

  • 09.10.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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pay someone to have diarherra and go to school and crap on themselves.

  • 09.10.2004 12:28 PM PDT

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