- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
get 4 pigs, label them in black paint 1, 2, 3, and 5. now set them loose in the school.
get it?
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plant a tree in the middle of the football field, bigger the better. then be sure to cement it into the ground.
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if your the crazy type, get a big cow, walk it into the school and kill it. the cow will be so big, they will have to cut it up to remove it.
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get a lock cutter and cut every single lock in the school.
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get a bunch of people and cover every inch of the gym floor in manure.
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go all donnie darko style and flood the school by busting the main pipe line, then leave the ax near your school mascot. proceed by writing "Cellar Door" on all of the chalkboards, and carve or write "they made me do it" into everything you see.