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Subject: Why does Stosh hate toast?

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

I have never figured this out. I'm sure it has been said before, but i must know why Stosh hates toast.

  • 08.18.2011 5:26 AM PDT

He just really doesn't like toast.

  • 08.18.2011 5:28 AM PDT

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A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

I assume it has something to do with VII toast.

  • 08.18.2011 5:30 AM PDT
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I know the voices in my head are not real, but they have some great ideas.

Brown chicken Brown cow!

When he was young, stosh went to the land of the snacks to free the Twinkie princess, but she was guarded by an army of hot, buttery toast with pointy corners.

After a hard fought battle she was freed, but stosh will never forget the army of toast or what he had to do that day.......

  • 08.18.2011 5:30 AM PDT

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He'll tell us when we're older

  • 08.18.2011 5:39 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

I heard he once ate a piece of toast and was constipated for a week :/

  • 08.18.2011 5:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: Zealot Tony
I heard he once ate a piece of toast and was constipated for a week :/


He finally let loose live on webcam.

God rest the poor souls who stayed till the end...

  • 08.18.2011 5:43 AM PDT


Posted by: HeyBlade789

Posted by: Zealot Tony
I heard he once ate a piece of toast and was constipated for a week :/


He finally let loose live on webcam.

God rest the poor souls who stayed till the end...

*takes hat off*

  • 08.18.2011 5:57 AM PDT

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Posted by: H0FFman J
I assume it has something to do with VII toast.
Yeah, that's what I've always thought.

  • 08.18.2011 6:01 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: H0FFman J
I assume it has something to do with VII toast.


Isn't that the same Toast that told people to delete their system 32 file and someone actually did it?

  • 08.18.2011 6:21 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

He said that it tastes like -blam!-.

He's obviously delusional due to toast deficiency.

  • 08.18.2011 6:27 AM PDT
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Lacktoast intolerant?

  • 08.18.2011 6:31 AM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH


Posted by: Kretos
Lacktoast intolerant?


lol.

  • 08.18.2011 6:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halfa55al

Posted by: Kretos
Lacktoast intolerant?


lol.


win.

  • 08.18.2011 6:40 AM PDT

Hello! I'm Bunie.net's resident medical student (hell i'm sure there are more but I'm the only one who openly declares it!) I love my emblem, and I am periodically active.
I have a Twitter


Posted by: Kretos
Lacktoast intolerant?


and the post of the day has been posted. G'NIGHT EVERYVBODY

  • 08.18.2011 6:46 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Kretos
Lacktoast intolerant?


icwhatudidthere

  • 08.18.2011 6:52 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


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Posted by: Halfa55al

Posted by: Kretos
Lacktoast intolerant?


lol.


win.
So much winning.

  • 08.18.2011 6:53 AM PDT
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  • 08.18.2011 6:56 AM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

He probably just doesn't like toast.

  • 08.18.2011 7:02 AM PDT

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I love toast personally. I feel sorry for Stosh.

  • 08.18.2011 7:05 AM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

I mean, toast is simply amazing.

  • 08.18.2011 7:11 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: spawn031
He probably just doesn't like toast.


I don't eat much Toast eater but I don't know if I hate it.

Stosh must of had a traumatic experience at a young age with toast or just doesn't like it, the world may never know.

  • 08.18.2011 7:12 AM PDT

Posted by: Skibur
inb4 everyone.

He's still mad about his system32 folder.

  • 08.18.2011 7:22 AM PDT

I heard he went out to dinner with some other Bungie guys and when the waiter asked if everyone wanted toast, Stosh said no and someone else said "Yeah, he hates toast".

  • 08.18.2011 7:25 AM PDT

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Yours in _Kai_

He's talking about VII_Toast...

  • 08.18.2011 7:43 AM PDT