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I enjoyed your story.
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Posted by: Ijnek O Nobles
Stosh hates toast. Why? Well, listen closely. It all started when Stosh was being initiated at Bungie; the employees had him catering to them while they worked. One day, a very crafty Bungie employee told Stosh that for breakfast he and the rest of the Dev team wanted toast. It was specified that 117 pieces of toast would be needed. Stosh had a tough job ahead of him, but he set out to do it eagerly, hoping to earn a special spot with the employees and company. Unfortunately, the Bungie break room had only one double toaster, allowing for two slices to be cooked at a time. Stosh knew this wouldn't work so he dumped all the bread in the oven and set it to bake. Assuming the 117 slices would take 117 times as long to toast as a single slice, he went to ask other employees what they wanted. Upon returning to the break room, Stosh noticed smoke coming out of the oven. He pulled the door open to see that the toast had caught fire! He took an extinguisher to it and put it out. He then piled all the toast on a wheeled troly and headed towards the development area. Stosh reached the balcony looking over the workspace and then realized there were no elevators. Not wanting to disturb their work, Stosh attempted to get the troly down the stairs himself. Just as he reached the bottem step though, the troly hit a step and the toast toppled all over Stosh. The Dev team rushed over to see what happened and even Achronos looked down to see what had happened. Employees stared in shock as the pile of toast began to move. Stosh emerged from the pile and said, "I hate toast."
And that is the story of why Stosh hates toast.
tl;drStosh had a bad experience making toast and now he hates it.
*Some-all elements of this story may be fictional.
Edit: Nvm I guess he just hates it when bread is put in a toaster... but why is that?