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Subject: Why does Stosh hate toast?

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.

I wonder if he likes bread. (no pun intended)

[Edited on 08.18.2011 8:41 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2011 8:41 AM PDT
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Because he's insane in the membrane.

=)

  • 08.18.2011 9:25 AM PDT

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Because He struggles when trying to spread the butter.

  • 08.18.2011 9:31 AM PDT

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Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

Apparently toast killed Stosh's family once. I believe that's the source of contention between the two.

  • 08.18.2011 9:33 AM PDT

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why would anyone like burnt bread? its so dry...

  • 08.18.2011 9:48 AM PDT

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Posted by: Kretos
Lacktoast intolerant?


i am..

i hate not being able to eat dairy prod- OH WAIT


but im really allergic to dairy

  • 08.18.2011 9:54 AM PDT


Posted by: Fr1day
When he was young, stosh went to the land of the snacks to free the Twinkie princess, but she was guarded by an army of hot, buttery toast with pointy corners.

After a hard fought battle she was freed, but stosh will never forget the army of toast or what he had to do that day.......
Damn, I never would have guessed...

  • 08.18.2011 9:59 AM PDT

Its a reference to an old mod I think.

  • 08.18.2011 10:06 AM PDT
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  • still hates toast


Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

  • 08.18.2011 10:07 AM PDT

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Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.
might i ask why?


bad childhood memory?


i got a LOT of those


[Edited on 08.18.2011 10:09 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2011 10:08 AM PDT
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1. Texture
2. Taste
3. Dryness [even with butter]
4. Flavor
5. Lack of Substance

  • 08.18.2011 10:10 AM PDT

Hello

How can someone not like toast?

  • 08.18.2011 10:11 AM PDT
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What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

  • 08.18.2011 10:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: dmg04
1. Texture
2. Taste
3. Dryness [even with butter]
4. Flavor
5. Lack of Substance


HOW U KNO THAT?

  • 08.18.2011 10:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

a bagel? or
a pop-tart? or
waffles?


[Edited on 08.18.2011 10:45 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2011 10:12 AM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

Stosh hates toast. Why? Well, listen closely. It all started when Stosh was being initiated at Bungie; the employees had him catering to them while they worked. One day, a very crafty Bungie employee told Stosh that for breakfast he and the rest of the Dev team wanted toast. It was specified that 117 pieces of toast would be needed. Stosh had a tough job ahead of him, but he set out to do it eagerly, hoping to earn a special spot with the employees and company. Unfortunately, the Bungie break room had only one double toaster, allowing for two slices to be cooked at a time. Stosh knew this wouldn't work so he dumped all the bread in the oven and set it to bake. Assuming the 117 slices would take 117 times as long to toast as a single slice, he went to ask other employees what they wanted. Upon returning to the break room, Stosh noticed smoke coming out of the oven. He pulled the door open to see that the toast had caught fire! He took an extinguisher to it and put it out. He then piled all the toast on a wheeled troly and headed towards the development area. Stosh reached the balcony looking over the workspace and then realized there were no elevators. Not wanting to disturb their work, Stosh attempted to get the troly down the stairs himself. Just as he reached the bottem step though, the troly hit a step and the toast toppled all over Stosh. The Dev team rushed over to see what happened and even Achronos looked down to see what had happened. Employees stared in shock as the pile of toast began to move. Stosh emerged from the pile and said, "I hate toast."

And that is the story of why Stosh hates toast.
tl;drStosh had a bad experience making toast and now he hates it.

*Some-all elements of this story may be fictional.

Edit: Nvm I guess he just hates it when bread is put in a toaster... but why is that?

[Edited on 08.18.2011 10:17 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2011 10:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmg04
1. Texture
2. Taste
3. Dryness [even with butter]
4. Flavor
5. Lack of Substance


HOW U KNO THAT?
Because everyone knows that Taste and Flavor are two different things.

  • 08.18.2011 10:19 AM PDT

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Posted by: dmg04

Posted by: killimaze

Posted by: dmg04
1. Texture
2. Taste
3. Dryness [even with butter]
4. Flavor
5. Lack of Substance


HOW U KNO THAT?
Because everyone knows that Taste and Flavor are two different things.
OH OKAY

i are confused

  • 08.18.2011 10:21 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I enjoyed your story.

;-)

Posted by: Ijnek O Nobles
Stosh hates toast. Why? Well, listen closely. It all started when Stosh was being initiated at Bungie; the employees had him catering to them while they worked. One day, a very crafty Bungie employee told Stosh that for breakfast he and the rest of the Dev team wanted toast. It was specified that 117 pieces of toast would be needed. Stosh had a tough job ahead of him, but he set out to do it eagerly, hoping to earn a special spot with the employees and company. Unfortunately, the Bungie break room had only one double toaster, allowing for two slices to be cooked at a time. Stosh knew this wouldn't work so he dumped all the bread in the oven and set it to bake. Assuming the 117 slices would take 117 times as long to toast as a single slice, he went to ask other employees what they wanted. Upon returning to the break room, Stosh noticed smoke coming out of the oven. He pulled the door open to see that the toast had caught fire! He took an extinguisher to it and put it out. He then piled all the toast on a wheeled troly and headed towards the development area. Stosh reached the balcony looking over the workspace and then realized there were no elevators. Not wanting to disturb their work, Stosh attempted to get the troly down the stairs himself. Just as he reached the bottem step though, the troly hit a step and the toast toppled all over Stosh. The Dev team rushed over to see what happened and even Achronos looked down to see what had happened. Employees stared in shock as the pile of toast began to move. Stosh emerged from the pile and said, "I hate toast."

And that is the story of why Stosh hates toast.
tl;drStosh had a bad experience making toast and now he hates it.

*Some-all elements of this story may be fictional.

Edit: Nvm I guess he just hates it when bread is put in a toaster... but why is that?

  • 08.18.2011 10:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

Does this revulsion extend to toasted buns on your hamburgers or toasted subs?

I hate soggy buns.

  • 08.18.2011 10:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: Cobravert


I hate soggy buns.


LOL

  • 08.18.2011 10:24 AM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
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Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

He obviously hates it because of this guy

[Edited on 08.18.2011 10:40 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2011 10:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.
Toast.

  • 08.18.2011 10:40 AM PDT

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What about waffles in a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

  • 08.18.2011 10:40 AM PDT

Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.


Unless it's stale...

Then you can't use it for anything else anyways

  • 08.18.2011 10:42 AM PDT