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What about French toast or cinnamon bread put into a Toaster and with Syrup?

  • 08.18.2011 1:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.
Pop tart. English muffin. Bagel. Dude the list is endless. Lots of stuff can go into the toaster.

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

  • 08.18.2011 3:07 PM PDT

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Perhaps he have a trauma of toasts?

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Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.


That's retarded.

  • 08.18.2011 3:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

Haha just put some bread into a toaster. And you will never stop me now! Toast for everyone.

  • 08.18.2011 4:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

Candy. DUH

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based on his reply, one can only assume that it's either because of...

to

or

pure bread in heat

  • 08.18.2011 5:06 PM PDT

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Mmmmmmmmm, toast.

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toast does not go into toest bread does

  • 08.18.2011 5:14 PM PDT
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What if it is lightly toasted, still flaccid and soft to the touch? Do you still hate it then?

  • 08.18.2011 5:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Hot Dogs?

  • 08.18.2011 5:34 PM PDT

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Stosh, i personally request a detailed answer to why you hate toast.

  • 08.18.2011 5:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
What about French toast or cinnamon bread put into a Toaster and with Syrup?

Mmmmmmm, and wrapped in bacon.
Mmmmmmm, Bacon.

  • 08.19.2011 3:45 AM PDT

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Posted by: Halfa55al
I have never figured this out. I'm sure it has been said before, but i must know why Stosh hates toast.


Because it's toast, and toast is of the Devil!

lol

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.
Its obvious stosh has just been confused all this time, and he just hates toasters.

  • 08.19.2011 5:55 AM PDT

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Because toast is so dry!

  • 08.19.2011 6:02 AM PDT

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

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Posted by: Duardo
What else would you put into a toaster?
Posted by: stosh

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's talking about VII_Toast...


No. I hate it when people put a slice of bread into a toaster.

What the hell do you want?
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I must admit, things taste better pre-toasted.

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Posted by: Halfa55al
I mean, toast is simply amazing.

  • 08.19.2011 6:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
I must admit, things taste better pre-toasted.

They are not, only a few things are better

  • 08.19.2011 6:40 AM PDT