The Classifieds
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Subject: To All Classifieds

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Lol So... How's everyone's day today?

  • 08.18.2011 9:35 AM PDT

Lol Good-ish... You?

  • 08.18.2011 9:38 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Good. Bloody hot here in Canada right now.

  • 08.18.2011 9:40 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

Hello, I am PheonixofLight, one of the two leaders of IRON Clan, or the Independent Rangers Of the North. We are an active, experienced clan that has been going for 2 years or so, has been in multiple wars , and that plays Halo together a lot.

I won't try to dazzle you with our amazing ranks or anything like that. If you're looking for a nice group of decent players, you'll fit in. You must be at least 13 years of age. If you are the type who throws a fit if they don't get their way or for any reason, don't bother applying.

We have a simple ranking system and the only way to rank up is to show that you are worthy of it. You won't get past the first one if you constantly ask for it or if you suck up to the leadership.

Send a message to PheonixofLight or MongotheRed for more information. If you answer this post or send a message saying that you want to join, make sure that you are on enough to check for an answer. It would be easier to send the message over Xbox Live.

We only want you to be active, respectful, good with a team, and at least be relatively capable at Halo with a K/D of at least 1.

I hope to talk to you over Xbox Live soon.

Signed, PheonixofLight

And as always, have a nice day.

Also, we would appreciate it if only players that are willing to be serious about the clan apply. If you never join IRON parties or games, you most likely will be kicked from the clan for inactivity.

I saw you said to post this here and I thought, why not? So here it is.

  • 08.18.2011 9:43 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

^ Another ad poster! Thank you! Only have like 4 or something. Need more!

  • 08.18.2011 9:44 AM PDT

105th Division Website
150th Division Bungie page
We're droppin into hell troopers! Time to grow a pair!

Posted by: MrNuke
^ Another ad poster! Thank you! Only have like 4 or something. Need more!


Just cause ODSTs rock is sideways!

If you want a group of people who feel the same dedication for representing the ODST as you do then this is the place for you. We are the LODST.

We are a group that caters to the needs of the individuals in the group, AND the group as a whole, NOT one or the other. We focus on the progression and advancement of our members as well as the in game, and website requests of the entire group.

Our group is open to ALL applicants. No one will be turned away because of age, skill, experience or any other aspects of life. Our membership does not require approval, all you need is a love for the game. Our requirements are suggestions, and our rules dont exhist. You can be yourself.

Here is the official LODST group page, and our very own website. Check em out. And feel free to message me or post on this thread at any time with any questions you may have.

LODST Bungie page
Official LODST Website

LODST: Jumpin in feet first

  • 08.18.2011 9:46 AM PDT

I hate indecision! ... or maybe I don't. Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!

-Sheogorath

*picks up megaphone*
Are YOU in desperate need of a clan? Well look not further!

The RDA is the place for all halo players! we have no age or rank restrictions. And we are here to have craploads of fun and custom game nights!

You need to:

>change you emblem

*foreground: Runes
*background: Circle

*primary color: white
*secondary color: steel
*bacground color: Violet

>Change your motto to: Rules Dont Apply 1-0

>be a team player, no lone wolves

>HAVE FUN!!!!!

you also need to send an F/R to xXHAZExFACEXx, Pure Memory, and RDA Official. Once you join, we'll get you situated and get you on the friends list of every RDA member!

See you there!

  • 08.18.2011 9:46 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

YAAAA! MORE POSTERS!!!

  • 08.18.2011 9:47 AM PDT

I hate indecision! ... or maybe I don't. Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!

-Sheogorath

THE CLASSIFIEDS WILL RISE AGAIN! *wildly shoots pistol into the air while crowd cheers*

  • 08.18.2011 9:49 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

Indeed

  • 08.18.2011 9:49 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Reads over "Truth" speech once more* *Crowd explodes, cheering their @$$'s off

  • 08.18.2011 9:51 AM PDT

It's interesting to see how people change from one clan to another. We're, like Lonewolves and Team players, some people have K/D restrictions... I used to be part of a clan called Dark Phenixes on Halo CE PC... It ruled! Now the communities are weird on Reach... Has anyone noticed how many campers and crybaby kids who go and betray you for taking their precious sniper rifle (which they of course are incapable of using properly) there are on XBL?

It's kinda sad, actually. And, y'know, me and my friend went to check a BUNCH of Playlists, wether it was Arena, or Team Slayer...

It seems only the games with the least amout of Weapon selection are actually nice sometimes. I'm talking of course about SWAT or some Action Sack game modes... Aside from that, it's usually rush the shotty and then go find a corner....

  • 08.18.2011 9:55 AM PDT

6v6

  • 08.18.2011 9:56 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Invasion has gotten better over time. More and more mature people and team players play it now, so it's not too bad anymore. I remember when Reach came out... Oh god it was bad.

  • 08.18.2011 9:57 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Hey, MCs Gun, did you beat that bugger?

  • 08.18.2011 9:59 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

90 Replies!!!!

  • 08.18.2011 10:05 AM PDT

105th Division Website
150th Division Bungie page
We're droppin into hell troopers! Time to grow a pair!

............ i told him the same thing i'm going to tell you. i dont have XBL gold. i'm poor and the nearest walmart is like 10 miles away. PODUNK, NJ lol miles from anything.

  • 08.18.2011 10:10 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Alright, sorry. I didn't mean to offend... Maybe someone else'll kick his ass, eh?

  • 08.18.2011 10:11 AM PDT

*Bleep Bloop* "Achievement Unlocked: 90 Classifieds"
*Picks up to assault rifles* YEEEEEEEAAAAWWWW *shoots blindly in the air* BRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! bakawk
Aaaand that was a moa.
*Bleep Bloop* "Achievement Unlocked: Keep It Clean:
Swweeeeet :D

  • 08.18.2011 10:12 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Bleep Bloop* Achievement Unlocked: Keep it awesome. 100 000 000 Gamerscore

  • 08.18.2011 10:13 AM PDT

Posted by: MrNuke
Alright, sorry. I didn't mean to offend... Maybe someone else'll kick his ass, eh?


You want to hire somebody for a hit? I'm yo man. All I need is the GT and, and I'll bring you a pic of me slicing that bugger's virtual spartan throat! >:D

Lemme just go grab Snipy!

  • 08.18.2011 10:16 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Go back a few pages and look for the BlackWolf or whatever dude. He's the target. Payment ($100 000 000 invisible, non-existent) will be waiting inside the barrel outside the Kremlin. Good luck.

  • 08.18.2011 10:18 AM PDT

First part of hunting down a bugger: Know where he stays, know where he dies, know what he likes for weapons, know what he looks like. >:D It's been so long since I went noob huntin'!

  • 08.18.2011 10:21 AM PDT

Uggh! Wait, he's a corporal? No... HECK NO! I'm not going to hunt down some corporal... There'd be no challenge... I'll wait 'till he reaches Lt. Colonel or somethin' xD

  • 08.18.2011 10:24 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Mwahahahahaha NOOBS SHALL FALL BEFORE YOU! >:D

  • 08.18.2011 10:24 AM PDT