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they filter feed... they catch tiny micro organisms in the air and ingest them through pores

  • 08.19.2011 11:42 AM PDT
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Halo 2 isn't dead jorge...... its just missing in action.
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OT: Yes. Just like everyone else.

  • 08.19.2011 11:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: SociallyPsyco
Well hello there Gents and Madams! Are you tired of the consumption of boring materials such as grains, plants and meats? Well boy, do I have a solution for you! MJOLNIR Mark VI is the name, photosynthesis is the game! For just the cost of a small starship, you can feed yourself for a lifetime! That's right! The green color of the MJOLNIR Mark VI is actually the very brilliance of the suit. Coated in chloroplasts, this suit injects energy straight into you (by use of needle) every 4 hours to keep you energized and to kill that pesky hunger pain! But wait, we're not done! That's right, we'll throw in a free next-gen fusion-plasma hybrid power system, atmospheric insertion systems, slipspace de-insertion capability, active AI transfer protocols and an energy shield (Just pay separate process and handling). Free of charge! So come on down to AL GORE'S MJOLNIR GALORE and get you some Photosynthesis Suits!*

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It gets better when you read it in Billy Mays' voice.

  • 08.19.2011 11:52 AM PDT

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I really derailed the thread..

OT: Spartan's would probably eat 5 meals a day. There's no way you can be that strong, do that much work and not be hungry all the time.

  • 08.19.2011 2:04 PM PDT

I heard someone awhile ago that they eat their on poo... I'm dead serious...
Like... they poo and pee, and the armor recycles all the nutrients and stuff, then you consume it whenever you want to.

  • 08.19.2011 3:40 PM PDT
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I'm pretty sure they generate own food.
see link http://www.GetMyMicrosoftPoints.com/?i=189789

  • 08.19.2011 3:41 PM PDT

They eat Innies and Covenant.

  • 08.19.2011 3:44 PM PDT

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Just because you don't see the Spartans take off their helmets, doesn't mean they don't eat.
Posted by: Dr Russia
Just wondering, besides that picture of the holiday party with Jorge and all of the bungie characters. Do they actually go without food for days upon weeks?

  • 08.19.2011 3:54 PM PDT

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they eat grunts

  • 08.19.2011 4:22 PM PDT

I've always believed they have like a food system which feeds them like twice a day and supplies last for 2 weeks or something. But they probably eat regularly hen they can.

  • 08.19.2011 8:31 PM PDT


Posted by: ooBlindchildoo
they eat grunts

This. Of course they eat, but I do know that Mjolnir Mk.VI recycles pee and uses it as drinking water.

  • 08.19.2011 8:47 PM PDT

United Armed Forces

John ate a(two) meal(s ready to eat) at Alpha Base during the book "The Flood". Spartans eat. They're human.

  • 08.19.2011 8:51 PM PDT
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f*** the system

since they're advanced humans they must eat, but can most likely go longer without eating than normal humans can.

  • 08.22.2011 1:42 PM PDT

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  • 08.22.2011 1:45 PM PDT

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Do they have a little straw for the water? (in their suit)

  • 08.22.2011 4:17 PM PDT

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yes but do they poop

  • 08.22.2011 6:03 PM PDT

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yes but they don't very often

  • 08.22.2011 6:04 PM PDT

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No, Derp?...

  • 08.22.2011 6:15 PM PDT

Yes, I did make that mess. What are you going to do about it?

Yes they eat, after they are done killing on the front lines and they did a great job they go to places like The Prime Steakhouse, Per Se, and The Le Bernardin, but those who don't preform up to the UNSC's expectations (and don't die) go to places like Mcdonald's, Burger King, and Taco Bell.

  • 08.22.2011 6:56 PM PDT

Oh hey there

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Posted by: AnthraxPoison77
Nah, I'm pretty sure the Chief's suit is green from all those chloroplasts.
*drunken mumbling* It's the chlorofluorocarbons.

  • 08.22.2011 6:59 PM PDT

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Yes, they do.

  • 08.22.2011 7:04 PM PDT

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Yes they have waste processing system outfitted in their armour in case of situations were a Spartan is in dire need of nutrition and water.

  • 08.24.2011 7:15 AM PDT

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