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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.
Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.
Posted by: Dark Shinobi 93
Posted by: SociallyPsyco
Well hello there Gents and Madams! Are you tired of the consumption of boring materials such as grains, plants and meats? Well boy, do I have a solution for you! MJOLNIR Mark VI is the name, photosynthesis is the game! For just the cost of a small starship, you can feed yourself for a lifetime! That's right! The green color of the MJOLNIR Mark VI is actually the very brilliance of the suit. Coated in chloroplasts, this suit injects energy straight into you (by use of needle) every 4 hours to keep you energized and to kill that pesky hunger pain! But wait, we're not done! That's right, we'll throw in a free next-gen fusion-plasma hybrid power system, atmospheric insertion systems, slipspace de-insertion capability, active AI transfer protocols and an energy shield (Just pay separate process and handling). Free of charge! So come on down to AL GORE'S MJOLNIR GALORE and get you some Photosynthesis Suits!*
*Warning, suit has unintended side effects, such as breaking of bones and tearing of muscles in un-genetically modified human beings.*
By FAR, the most amazing thing i'd seen on the internet in a WHILE! *Round of applause*
It gets better when you read it in Billy Mays' voice.