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Subject: The weirdest message you have recieved?

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Greetings all.
Today I received one of the weirdest messages (via Bungie.net mail) in all my life. For the sake of embarrassment I have censored the users name, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did:

From: [CENSORED]
Subject: Your name
Message: Hey in regards to your name. Are you a priest? because aren't zealots those people who talk about religion a lot???

Now most likely it was a troll just doing it for the laughs, but this experience took the cake of one of the funniest things to happen to me on the forums.

Which leaves me asking what is the weirdest message you have received via PM? (Please do not type the name of the person who sent it to you) and do you still have it?

  • 08.19.2011 5:18 AM PDT
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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

Well, are you?

  • 08.19.2011 5:23 AM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

Tee hee, I think he meant it.

OT: I've received countless weird messages (7), but they are mostly NSFW spam.

Here is an example that is safe for work.

  • 08.19.2011 5:24 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Telec
Well, are you?

Inquiring minds want to know.

  • 08.19.2011 5:25 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Sure am and my B.net image is what I wear to work :p

  • 08.19.2011 5:26 AM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

This is one of the funnier ones, but I have numerous others. I'm going to go look for them.Posted by:
OMY FKING GOD

YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M IMPLYING? HMMMMMMMM?
I read every on of your f.ucking retarded posts. I wasn't talking about all of your posts. I was talking about my assist idea, to which you had ONE F.UCKING ANSWER.

OH AND I FORGOT, THE ONLY REASON YOU DON'T LIKE MY THREAD IS BECAUSE I'M A 50. AMIRITE? OF COURSE I AM, IF I WAS A CAPTAIN GRADE 3 YOU WOULD'VE SUPPORTED ME.


[Edited on 08.19.2011 5:27 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 5:26 AM PDT

I don't get weird messages. :(

  • 08.19.2011 5:28 AM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

Posted by: H0FFman J
Here is an example that is safe for work.
Haha, wth?

I've never got anything all that strange.

  • 08.19.2011 5:38 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: H0FFman J
Tee hee, I think he meant it.

OT: I've received countless weird messages (7), but they are mostly NSFW spam.

Here is an example that is safe for work.

I got to say, I did not get a word of that. Did this happen spontaneously? Or was it because of a thread?

  • 08.19.2011 5:41 AM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.


Posted by: Zealot Tony

Posted by: H0FFman J
Tee hee, I think he meant it.

OT: I've received countless weird messages (7), but they are mostly NSFW spam.

Here is an example that is safe for work.

I got to say, I did not get a word of that. Did this happen spontaneously? Or was it because of a thread?

Just a random message from someone I don't know.

  • 08.19.2011 5:49 AM PDT

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too."
Posted by: Recon Number 54
You have no idea how revolting I can be.


DeeJ's Challenge

From: [REMOVED]
Subject: Lucky You!
Message: Congratulations! You've been nominated for Shadenfreude. What is Schadenfreude, you ask? It's a game I made up just now.

How do you play? Well, nominations are taken from people that make extremely annoying posts (such as "How do you get Recon," or "Where is the Weekly Update?"). Then I choose a participant. That participant must complete the task I give them. Should they fail, they get martyred, while I lawl and lawl. Hence the name: Shadenfreude.

We'll make this simple:

Pick a number between one and seven.

You've got until 6pm PDT, or I blacklist you. Good luck!
I was worried at first but then I realized he was just having fun. We became friends after that!

  • 08.19.2011 6:42 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: AxJARxOFxDIRT
From: [REMOVED]
Subject: Lucky You!
Message: Congratulations! You've been nominated for Shadenfreude. What is Schadenfreude, you ask? It's a game I made up just now.

How do you play? Well, nominations are taken from people that make extremely annoying posts (such as "How do you get Recon," or "Where is the Weekly Update?"). Then I choose a participant. That participant must complete the task I give them. Should they fail, they get martyred, while I lawl and lawl. Hence the name: Shadenfreude.

We'll make this simple:

Pick a number between one and seven.

You've got until 6pm PDT, or I blacklist you. Good luck!
I was worried at first but then I realized he was just having fun. We became friends after that!


That is from Shishka. XD
Length of ban X = correct guess

[Edited on 08.19.2011 6:46 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 6:45 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Here is one I found randomly, I have a lot more but they are no SFW. :/



[RETRACTED]
Honorable Member
Sent: 8/10/2011
Hello. I noticed your whining about a specific script blocking your or hiding your post at community forum. I want to say one thing to you.

Stop crying. If anybody doesn't want to see your posts or whatever, then they can do as they want to. I can agree that singling out members out is bad but sometimes it is necessary, especially with spamming and posting stupid things that nobody wants to see. So this script is designed to block any posts or whatever. I doubt that most of people here have greasemonkey so it won't affect you anyways. Also one more thing, you can't really ask Apoc to remove the script because many people found it to be useful so leave him alone and you can use your own script to block him as well.

I meant no disrespect but I want to make some things clear for you.


hehe

Subject: for the love of god

[RETRACTED]
Fabled Mythic Member
Sent: 6/29/2011
add 'no-repeat' to the end of your Coup background image.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD



[Edited on 08.19.2011 6:57 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 6:48 AM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

I got this from T1B3R7uMSBH374BHSD6V11GD73 a long time ago, it is my favourite PM ever.

Sent: 2/15/2008
What make you think I'm stupid when you suck at grammar and spelling? Jackass...

  • 08.19.2011 6:53 AM PDT


still hates toast
Sent: 7/29/2011
ok here you go


[Edited on 08.19.2011 6:56 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 6:56 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: BadBall3r47
I got this from T1B3R7uMSBH374BHSD6V11GD73 a long time ago, it is my favourite PM ever.

Sent: 2/15/2008
What make you think I'm stupid when you suck at grammar and spelling? Jackass...


OMG, that PM name makes my eyes bleed. :p

  • 08.19.2011 6:58 AM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Can i please get blue flaming helmet because i am a really big fan and everybody is showing off in my face and i hate just plzzzz give it to me>


Not every bungie.net member is a bungie employee.

  • 08.19.2011 7:11 AM PDT
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The Gunman Division: Ace Gunman, xOmega Gunmanx, JT Gunman, xLost Gunmanx, (Op) Lone Gunman, Spade Gunman, Viper Gunman, Ysuran Gunman, BlindfireGunman, Angel, briskit1, dinjitsu2222, and Onobono. No idiots, please!

I remember getting some spam PM's from a spambot years ago, too bad I don't have it. Worst. Grammar. Ever.

  • 08.19.2011 7:13 AM PDT

All throughout history great empires rise and fall. How you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Economic failure because of either inflation or socialistic programs.
2. War. Their armies were spread too thin and too far from home.

The United States has bases all around the world in "hazardous" areas and it's economy collapses it seems every 20 years. Do you really think that history won't change? Do you really think that you can run the world?

I once got a message asking me to join a group. I certainly told him.

  • 08.19.2011 7:13 AM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Going through my messages it seems I have several hilariously strange messages from Yax.

  • 08.19.2011 7:16 AM PDT

All throughout history great empires rise and fall. How you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Economic failure because of either inflation or socialistic programs.
2. War. Their armies were spread too thin and too far from home.

The United States has bases all around the world in "hazardous" areas and it's economy collapses it seems every 20 years. Do you really think that history won't change? Do you really think that you can run the world?


Posted by: BadBall3r47
Going through my messages it seems I have several hilariously strange messages from Yax.


This should be interesting.

  • 08.19.2011 7:17 AM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Posted by: xlegendary llama

Posted by: BadBall3r47
Going through my messages it seems I have several hilariously strange messages from Yax.


This should be interesting.
You would like to see them?


Is it just me or does Halo biggest fan's post sound like T1BBY wrote it?
I will gnaw your freakin' toes off.
show some respect. he nos allot about bungie unlike us.
You're a hankerin' for a spankerin'
Not even bans can stand in your way!
When I saw I had a new message, I was thinking "Oh dear. It might be a warning. I'm becoming the new Baller." What a relief.
It's funny how somebody who is constantly getting banned and generally hates the community puts so much effort into helping them.
No, he asked you if you love men.
SWEET JESUS NIPPLES THAT'S AWESOME.

That's the best I could find about 20 pages back, the rest would be to out of context to post here. I wish Yax was on bnet more and would send me more messages. :(

And I found this from Nerd Boi.Git off my lawn youngin.

[Edited on 08.19.2011 7:41 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 7:21 AM PDT

δόξει τις ἀμαθεῖ σοφὰ λέγων οὐκ εὖ φρονεῖν.

Euripides, Bacchae. 480.

I once received this. I genuinely have no idea what it relates to, nor why it was sent:

Subject: go kill yourself

you are the definition of an ass


It was sent on Christmas Eve, too.

[Edited on 08.19.2011 7:32 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 7:28 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Subject: O_O

So I was looking at everyone's account age today for no apparent raisin.

And your account is 1,111 days old today. I thought that was all fancy-like, so I decided to send you a message in case you didn't know you were all fancy-like.

Thanks...I guess.

[Edited on 08.19.2011 7:41 AM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 7:40 AM PDT

If I post it here, I'd most likely get banned...

  • 08.19.2011 7:49 AM PDT

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