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Subject: The weirdest message you have recieved?

Eagle Rock Blue

WHO ARE WE?!

I got gross messages from ****** and ***** ********

EDIT: lol whoops I edited out the names.

[Edited on 08.19.2011 1:50 PM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 1:47 PM PDT

Honey,is that you? Wash your -blam- Pablo! and shut the -blam- up! (my name is not pablo) Thats what I got.

[Edited on 08.19.2011 2:16 PM PDT]

  • 08.19.2011 2:16 PM PDT

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.

I got a very explicit, disgusting message from some random person.

  • 08.19.2011 2:23 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I don't receive very many PMs.

:-)

  • 08.19.2011 2:28 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

This was a pretty weird one.

Subject:The UNSC nor covenant will be in new trilogy

"You are not an elite to say I hate this game.You are a spartard"

Yeah...wait what?

  • 08.19.2011 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

Posted by: H0FFman J
Tee hee, I think he meant it.

OT: I've received countless weird messages (7), but they are mostly NSFW spam.

Here is an example that is safe for work.
That's not normal.

  • 08.19.2011 6:30 PM PDT

I've gotten some pretty random ones, here are a couple that I am reminded of.
Title: Good Evening :)
Body: Good day Onyx Spartan, how are you feeling this evening sir?

Pretty random...and just odd in general why someone wants to know how I am feeling.

Title: lets play h3
Body: ill send u an invite
You know, I'm still waiting for that invite... Yeah, nothing overly interesting but pretty random considering my inbox is basically quiet all the time.

  • 08.19.2011 6:37 PM PDT

People never randomly message me.

  • 08.19.2011 6:50 PM PDT
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Ever wonder why girls make fun of your -blam!- size? Want to know how to get a bigger -blam!-? Go to [redacted] for more information.

How did he know that I was wondering that!?

  • 08.19.2011 6:55 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I don't get any good ones...

  • 08.19.2011 7:11 PM PDT

I achieved my Recon armor through the screenshot contest Team Control, not Bungie Day or ODST. 5/29/09
No, Luke! Noo!
64th last player to play Halo 2 online.


Subject: hi




[Redacted]

Absent Member
Sent: 5/29/2009



wazzzzz up?

  • 08.19.2011 7:18 PM PDT

Fear the Probulator. Looking at my stats I see, well go ahead.

Weirdest one i got:

"Are you a girl?"



Messaged back:

"Only on Weekends."

  • 08.19.2011 7:25 PM PDT

I didn't find anything too funny except maybe this. More of a "WTF?" moment though.

  • 08.19.2011 7:27 PM PDT

Your site is cluttered.

I've added you guys to the list of potentials. It'll be a while before we're ready to play you, it's a long list. We'll contact you.


Wasnt to sure what site he spoke of when I was speaking to the bungie member about playing them in a humpday challenge.

  • 08.19.2011 7:44 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Do any of you guys want me to reply to the message?

  • 08.21.2011 12:04 AM PDT

MLG = Man Lacking Girlfriend

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lolreach


Posted by: spartain ken 15
Here is one I found randomly, I have a lot more but they are no SFW. :/



[RETRACTED]
Honorable Member
Sent: 8/10/2011
Hello. I noticed your whining about a specific script blocking your or hiding your post at community forum. I want to say one thing to you.

Stop crying. If anybody doesn't want to see your posts or whatever, then they can do as they want to. I can agree that singling out members out is bad but sometimes it is necessary, especially with spamming and posting stupid things that nobody wants to see. So this script is designed to block any posts or whatever. I doubt that most of people here have greasemonkey so it won't affect you anyways. Also one more thing, you can't really ask Apoc to remove the script because many people found it to be useful so leave him alone and you can use your own script to block him as well.

I meant no disrespect but I want to make some things clear for you.


hehe

Subject: for the love of god

[RETRACTED]
Fabled Mythic Member
Sent: 6/29/2011
add 'no-repeat' to the end of your Coup background image.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

The first one made me laugh... people have actually made a script to hid your posts?

  • 08.21.2011 12:09 AM PDT
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I do not fear the tyrant of whom others shakingly respect.
Improvised laws provide no trouble for the dexterous.

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Subject: re: Hold X to boot Bungie


really mw3 realistic?its a game if you want reaistic go to war yourself you lazy bumn.and games arent supposed to be realistic dumbass

Message him, please. Spam his inbox with your thoughts on how fat he probably is, and how he should get his lazy bumn. into Afghanistan.

Ironic that he sent that to an army brat.

  • 08.21.2011 12:39 AM PDT

Dividing by zero since 1993.

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Posted by: H0FFman J
Here is an example that is safe for work.


That was probably the funniest thing I've read all day.

  • 08.21.2011 12:45 AM PDT

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  • 08.21.2011 7:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

I once got a message that was apparently meant for someone else. It's provided many hours of laughter. I deleted it though. :(

  • 08.21.2011 7:05 PM PDT

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