- BadBall3r47
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Posted by: Count Blinkula
Bungie Achievements is kind of like that younger, much hotter "girlfriend" that you have on the side. You're seeing her and you're totally friends with benefits, you get together on weekends and do the wild thang. But see, your less than good in bed wife is like, suspicious, a little...but playing it off as totally cool. She knows the girl you're fooling with, and she's talked to her on several occasions, and she's sure you're cheating with her, but she's that kind of wife that doesn't really care because she knows you love her more than that skank, and you're using that girl in just a fool-around relationship so you can "Satisfy your sexy thirst", so basically you and your wife have a sort of open relationship going on.
Now, you wouldn't want to try and kill all of that by introducing this girl to your wife, now would you?Well said.