- BadBall3r47
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Posted by: Ijnek O Nobles
Ok, here is what I heard on the Flood. I am only paraphrasing what I heard from the Flood. This info may not be 100% accurate, but here is what I heard from the Flood:
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GRAPHIC STORY BELOW, READ WITH CAUTION:
Three men have gone hiking in a jungle. They are walking along and then are ambushed by tribe people who knock them out.
They awaken at the tribe's camp. The chief walks up and asks, "Death or Bungie?" The first man, thinking nothing could be worse than death, opts for Bungie and the tribe began sodomizing the man. He got up in tears and ran away.
The second man still decided that Bungie was better than death, and the tribe sodomized him even more brutally than the first man. He dragged himself away whimpering.
The third man thought for a while and chose death, not wanting to undergo the hardship his friends had gone through. The chief of the tribe smiled and said, "Then it is death... by Bungie!"
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Again, I stress this is what I have heard from another thread on the flood and I am just paraphrasing. I do not know if this is true.I'm pretty sure this is correct.