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Florida would be hit by Hurricane Mensa. It's minimum airspeeds are just above 100 mph, with the max topping off at over 250 mph. It's as wide as the state and moves at an incredible 2 mph. It stays well above a category 5 hurricane for over 100 days since it hits landfall.

It's also radioactive.

  • 09.08.2004 8:59 AM PDT
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hahahahaha,...NO!

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Florida would be hit by Hurricane Mensa. It's minimum airspeeds are just above 100 mph, with the max topping off at over 250 mph. It's as wide as the state and moves at an incredible 2 mph. It stays well above a category 5 hurricane for over 100 days since it hits landfall.

It's also radioactive.


nice

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basterds

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You wouldnt be saying that if you lived here. Charley was bad enough without Frances and now we have Ivan possibly on the way. Not cool at all.

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I LIVE IN FLORIDA TO GOD DAMN IT!
THAT'S WHY HE SAID IT

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Posted by: TrUnK mUnKeY
You wouldnt be saying that if you lived here.


No -blam!-.

It's my personal belief that anyone dumb enough to live there deserves death.

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Posted by: flamechu
I LIVE IN FLORIDA TO GOD DAMN IT!
THAT'S WHY HE SAID IT


Two seperate and (until-now) unrelated facts:

You live in Florida.
You are stupid.

I can start to see a correlation. Coincidence? I think not.

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Obbie i have to agry with you.I lived in florida for about 3 months and i was astounded by the amount of dumasses and retierd persons.So much so i moved out.

[Edited on 9/8/2004 9:25:53 AM]

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well at least i wasn't born in florida
i'm from Springfield, Massachusetts
right next door to Homer

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Posted by: flamechu
well at least i wasn't born in florida
i'm from Springfield, Massachusetts
right next door to Homer


That's even worse. You intentionally moved into Florida from someplace else.

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no
i was like 9 months old when i moved to florida

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Posted by: flamechu
no
i was like 9 months old when i moved to florida


It was fate, then. You and Florida were meant for eachother.

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no cause my whole family hates florida so in a few years we want to move up north to mabey the Carolinas

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
It's my personal belief that anyone dumb enough to live there deserves death.

so what about the rest of the country? every region has their share of the range of natural disasters. tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, drought. at least with a hurricane you're able to prepare. now if people aren't smart enough to make the most with their time, then yeah, they deserve to die.

EDIT:
besides, if florida became inhospitable (underwater, radioactive, what have you) we might all just decide to move to Tucson, Arizona...

[Edited on 9/8/2004 9:49:43 AM]

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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Obbi who are you kidding. If you had things your way you, you would have some guy hired who's job is to follow you around with a mirror for you to look in all day. You know it's true. :D

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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

-edit-

I so did not double post. The forums lied to me.

[Edited on 9/8/2004 9:51:01 AM]

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
It's my personal belief that anyone dumb enough to live there deserves death.

so what about the rest of the country? every region has their share of the range of natural disasters. tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, drought. at least with a hurricane you're able to prepare. now if people aren't smart enough to make the most with their time, then yeah, they deserve to die.


yah
ppl have no idea when earthquakes come
and you can have a blizzard over night and not even know it
then when you get up to go to work
but you can't cause your car is in eight feet of snow

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Posted by: BadKarma
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
It's my personal belief that anyone dumb enough to live there deserves death.

so what about the rest of the country? every region has their share of the range of natural disasters. tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, drought. at least with a hurricane you're able to prepare. now if people aren't smart enough to make the most with their time, then yeah, they deserve to die.


I change my wish.

I want hurricane Mensa to move at 500 mph until it hits landfall, THEN go 2 mph.

Edit: Wait, I change it again.

500 mph until it's squarely over Florida - then it stops and stays there for a month.

[Edited on 9/8/2004 9:53:55 AM]

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But how would get to your car anyway?

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Posted by: Halo53
Obbi who are you kidding. If you had things your way you, you would have some guy hired who's job is to follow you around with a mirror for you to look in all day. You know it's true. :D


The scary part is, yes, that is one of my wishes.

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Obbi
do you ever go to school or have a life

your always on here
i'm starting to think you one of the mods

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I change my wish.

I want hurricane Mensa to move at 500 mph until it hits landfall, THEN go 2 mph.

hahaha... better make it a cool 1000 mph. these hurricanes form thousands of miles away. don't want to give us too much time to flee. be real though, if that could happen, then florida's population would not be so high.
and for the record, i'm not entirely against the thought of florida being underwater. i mean, what has it produced? old people, marilyn manson, disney world, and death metal. wash it all away for all i care. of course, i feel the same about california too.

EDIT:
or better yet, how about if it just spontaneously forms over the whole of Florida, and etc, etc, etc.

[Edited on 9/8/2004 10:00:20 AM]

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Posted by: flamechu
Obbi
do you ever go to school or have a life

your always on here
i'm starting to think you one of the mods


I've been sick.

And no.. I'm not a mod.

...

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: flamechu
Obbi
do you ever go to school or have a life

your always on here
i'm starting to think you one of the mods


I've been sick.

And no.. I'm not a mod.

...


sure...............

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