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Subject: How would you prepare for an interview with Bungie?

I'm just here to check the meters.

What would be some things you'd do to get ready?

  • 08.24.2011 8:33 AM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

Snacks. Lots of snacks. Maybe a resume as back up.

  • 08.24.2011 8:35 AM PDT

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Well I'll first have to get my gorilla suit Tailored, then purchase some jet fuel for my "backpack".
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What would be some things you'd do to get ready?

  • 08.24.2011 8:37 AM PDT

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Wear my interview suspenders and bring my good luck penguin.

[Edited on 08.24.2011 8:37 AM PDT]

  • 08.24.2011 8:37 AM PDT

I would have to grow some sort of fantastic mustache that I can twirl during said interview.

  • 08.24.2011 9:03 AM PDT

Just call me Whitcher

Onion Invasion was on the spot randomness that I entered when I first got xbox live. I have changed my GT once.

If I go of topic, It's known as Whitchering

I'd put on my master chief suit and fill my pockets with game and action figures.

[Edited on 08.24.2011 9:05 AM PDT]

  • 08.24.2011 9:04 AM PDT

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I'd bring lots and lots of toast, just for Stosh.

  • 08.24.2011 9:15 AM PDT

Think of witty and clever things to say, then just stammer at the interview.

  • 08.24.2011 9:15 AM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

No pants.

  • 08.24.2011 9:22 AM PDT
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Take my shirt off during the interview and rub my nipples with ice cubes.

  • 08.24.2011 11:27 AM PDT
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When the game is over, the king and pawn go into the same box


Posted by: spawn031
No pants.


This.

  • 08.24.2011 11:29 AM PDT

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  • 08.24.2011 11:29 AM PDT

Key

Snacks. Lots of snacks. Bungie likes it when you give them snacks.

And beer. Lots of beer. Bungie likes it when you give them beer.

  • 08.24.2011 11:31 AM PDT

Watch This.

Get Reeeeaaallly fat.

  • 08.24.2011 11:47 AM PDT

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

I was golfing.

  • 08.24.2011 11:59 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Get really baked and ask the most ridiculous questions imaginable.

On a more serious note, I would probably snip off some of my chest hair; I hear urk has a not-so-secret fetish for that kind of thing.

[Edited on 08.24.2011 12:13 PM PDT]

  • 08.24.2011 12:13 PM PDT
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Learn juggling. They'll to be too mesmerised by the twirling to notice that I know nothing about video game design.

  • 08.24.2011 12:50 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I'd cut "I <3 Bungie" into my forehead. That's not creepy at all, so they'd realize my totally healthy love for their company and games and...do whatever I was hoping they'd do as a result of them interviewing me.

I'd of course wear my "Sychophant number 1" shirt as well, so they understood where I stand on that hole walk over me all you want issue.

  • 08.24.2011 12:56 PM PDT

Make a list of questions.

"What's your next game about?"

"Oh, you can't tell me?"

"Why not?"

"Can you clarify that?"

"Can you expound on that?"

"Can you continue expounding?"

"So what's your next game about?"

  • 08.24.2011 12:59 PM PDT
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Wear a bicycle helmet during the whole interview and drool excessively.

Also have some toilet paper hanging out the back of your trousers.

[Edited on 08.24.2011 1:17 PM PDT]

  • 08.24.2011 1:12 PM PDT

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I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Drive a car through the wall of the interview room, roll down the window, and with my best Austrian accent say "Hire me if you want to live".

The next thing I would do is work at Bungie.

  • 08.24.2011 1:25 PM PDT

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Listen to our podcast and listen to us talk about the latest Bungie news and Halo: Reach updates!

When I grow up, I want to be just like goofenhour.

Pants. T-shirt. Next question.

  • 08.24.2011 1:31 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

Get a gift for them, probably coffee... from Tim Hortons.

  • 08.24.2011 1:33 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Put some Bungie swag on, grab my cape that says "<3 Urk", maximum amounts of hair gel, Pair of shades, and Fomans mom to help me prepare.

Pretty soon, THEY will be the ones working for me.

  • 08.24.2011 1:33 PM PDT
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Bring my mother.

  • 08.24.2011 1:35 PM PDT

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