Ok you all have good ideas about how it happened but that is all wrong the truth is revealed now.....It all started in the third grade,rook,our main guy was young and juvinile and loved to lick things so he'd walk up to a window and lick it for hours but eventaully his mother convinced him to stop licking things.....This all lasted a whole 3 days his urge cotinued and in school he saw something shiny laying on the ground,so rook,mr. curious, walked over to the shiny object picks it up he doesnt know it yet but it will change his life forever. He licks the item and pushes the tip with his tongue and then his tongue slips and it smacks him in the face and a staple pops out and closes his lips together! His mom took him to the doctors to get it removed but the doctor just laughed and kicked him in the face and the young soldier cried cuz he just wedged the dreaded peice of steel deeper into his lips and they left cuz the doc was mean. so he decided to live with it because he was to scared to goto the doctors ever again. And that is why he never talks i feel bad for the guy. Dont you? is this creative enough?
:3 and it all made sense too.
[Edited on 01.10.2012 6:58 PM PST]