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Subject: Why would you want to be a moderator?

I'm just here to check the meters.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Based on my PM inbox?

It is because I am a fat, lonely, ugly man-child who lives in my parent's basement eating hot pockets and ramen and I have come to realize that I will never know the touch of a woman and to compensate I get a sick thrill from being unreasonable and unfairly banning people on an Internet forum who are not only better people than I, but they have done nothing wrong in their entire lives.

Clearly these people do not know me. I can't stand hot-pockets.

Damnit Recon this is no time to tell us your life story! OP it's a dirty job but someones gotta do it.

  • 08.26.2011 7:10 PM PDT
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Cause I want to spend my time on b.net reading through long threads I'm not interested in so I can ban idiots and receive hatemail.

am i doin it rite?

  • 08.26.2011 7:13 PM PDT

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!

Well heaving being a Mamber of Bungie.net for a short time I really would'nt know why I would want to, but I imagine that it would have something to do with dealing with people who don't follow the rules.

[Edited on 08.26.2011 7:24 PM PDT]

  • 08.26.2011 7:23 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

I see no problem with this.
Posted by: Recon Number 54
eating hot pockets and ramen

  • 08.26.2011 7:28 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I don't really want to be one.

:-)

  • 08.26.2011 7:45 PM PDT

This. I'd love to help clean up these forums, there's too much spam. I've been in several situations where I've found myself saying "Boy, I wish I could just lock this thread."
Posted by: Bosco2196
Because, despite my own shortcomings throughout my ban history, I would like to help make the Bungie forums a better place.

  • 08.26.2011 7:53 PM PDT

Loose talk is noose talk.

I had originally wanted it for awhile, but I lost all such ambitions a long time ago. Seriously, I have absolutely no time for moderating this or any other website. Now all I want is one peek into HFCS (and the legendary nekkid pictures of stosh) before I die.

  • 08.26.2011 7:58 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Yeah.

Only so I can get a pretty green title


and so I can lock brony threads

  • 08.26.2011 7:59 PM PDT

wat
Posted by: XxExpungexX
Yeah.

Only so I can get a pretty green title


and so I can lock brony threads

  • 08.26.2011 8:01 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

The whole 'green title' part is confusing me...

;-)

Posted by: ctjl96
wat
Posted by: XxExpungexX
Yeah.

Only so I can get a pretty green title


and so I can lock brony threads

  • 08.26.2011 8:02 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

I like to help people. Helping people has always been a thing in my life, but of course I screw up sometimes like every human and I try to make it right. Also, as a child I always wanted to be a police officer. Protecting the people from wrong doers, and establishing the word justice in justice. And Forum moderation is somewhat the same thing, you help protect people on the internet.

The Spam message part could annoy me, but I think I'd get over it. In general, I just like to help others.

  • 08.26.2011 8:06 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza

You're a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seriously though, I could awesome pizza as a mod. He's a really cuel guy.

  • 08.26.2011 8:08 PM PDT

-blam!-, I love PMs. The more the merrier.

[Edited on 08.26.2011 8:10 PM PDT]

  • 08.26.2011 8:09 PM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

Why? To get closer to Foman's mom?

  • 08.26.2011 8:11 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: QuirkyNate
Why? To get closer to Foman's mom?
Another great reason why. Also I luvs you TopWargamer!

  • 08.26.2011 8:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Based on my PM inbox?

It is because I am a fat, lonely, ugly man-child who lives in my parent's basement eating hot pockets and ramen and I have come to realize that I will never know the touch of a woman and to compensate I get a sick thrill from being unreasonable and unfairly banning people on an Internet forum who are not only better people than I, but they have done nothing wrong in their entire lives.

Clearly these people do not know me. I can't stand hot-pockets.


Is this from one message, or a composition of multiple messages into an epic self-profile?

  • 08.26.2011 9:07 PM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343


Posted by: Phenomenon IV
Why would you want to be a moderator?

Because i will get all t3h wimmenz.

  • 08.26.2011 9:09 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

So I can ban all Mythic members.

  • 08.26.2011 9:10 PM PDT

To ban everybody of course.

  • 08.26.2011 9:10 PM PDT

To ban Jon C---, I won't say that name! He might, *gulp*, come back.


To help the community, deal with problems with the click of the trackpad. Plus I can quit by pressing the power button.

[Edited on 08.26.2011 9:16 PM PDT]

  • 08.26.2011 9:12 PM PDT

Watch This.


Posted by: Vandelay16
To ban everybody of course.
That actually makes sense, I mean the flood is out of controll.

  • 08.26.2011 9:13 PM PDT

I think signatures are stupid....Oh wait...

I have always like positions of authority or to be look at as an example. The perks would be nice, the respect, the hot girls, and the constant flow of messages! In a more serious tone I would like to be a moderator because I would like to be a bigger part of the community.

  • 08.26.2011 9:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Big Black Bear
What are we supposed to be discussing here?


"Nothing in the 'Verse can stop me."

I'd want to just because I've enjoyed being a mod elsewhere. I'd like having the ability to see things that are clearly against the rules and deal with it myself. It's just annoying to see things not dealt with.

I just like going good.

  • 08.26.2011 9:14 PM PDT

Learn to accept people interest.

To help out in the flood forum.

  • 08.26.2011 9:15 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

You wanna take this one Spongebob?

  • 08.26.2011 9:15 PM PDT