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Subject: What is a typical day like at Bungie?

I'm just here to check the meters.

What is a day like at Bungie? Who shows up to work first and who is the last to leave? Also has there ever been a work related injury there?

  • 08.27.2011 8:05 AM PDT


Posted by: ABungieFan
Also has there ever been a work related injury there?


well, there was that one incident involving the chihuahuas and the staff of Ra...

*shudders*

  • 08.27.2011 8:21 AM PDT

I'm not sure. Maybe Stosh or Honeydew will stop by and provide some answers! :-)

  • 08.27.2011 8:23 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

It begins with a hearty breakfast of Toast, Jam, Orange Juice, Bacon, and Ham. All of the employees get together for a morning meal, but Sage realizes he forgot his Nerf guns at home. Everybody blames Stosh for the absence of Waffles.

When the breakfast is brought to the studio from Deny's via Achronos and Jeremiah, Stosh looks with malice at the bounty of toast in front of him.

He is utterly horrified to see this abomination. As you may know, Stosh doesn't care much for the holy breakfast meal that is toast.

Sage arrives with his Nerf guns and sees that the Bacon is getting too much attention, so he shoots it and makes it a bit more fatty, so it is diminished in appeal. Jeremiah becomes angry, and punches Sage in his face. Luckily, Sage nerfs Jeremiah's punch and shoots him with his Nerf guns.

A massive fight errupts between the once close friends until Yoozel arrives to see the bloody aftermath of a breakfast gone horribly aerie. Sage shoots his last foam bullet and nerfs Yoozels heart, causing a heart attack, and finishing the fight.


[Edited on 08.27.2011 8:27 AM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 8:24 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

It's like The Office except with a video game company.

[Edited on 08.27.2011 8:42 AM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 8:41 AM PDT

BERTOLLI!!!!!!!!!!!

A typical day at Bungie is dedicated to filming non-copyright infringing shows.

Stosh Gone Wild
Jersey Shore: Achronos edition

We'll be seeing these shortly

[Edited on 08.27.2011 8:59 AM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 8:58 AM PDT

Key

A day in the life of Urk.

1. Wake up.
2. Make toast.
3. Eat toast.
4. Leave house.
5. Arrive at Bungie Studios.
6. Tell Stosh you ate toast.
7. Laugh while Stosh cries.
8. Go on BNet.
9. Make a thread about Armor Lock into a Hot Topic by saying the first line to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song and then having everyone continue the song.
10. Stand by Sage's desk for 2 hours straight asking him "Are we there yet?" in respects to being done with "Destiny".
11. Play ping pong.
12. Play Mortal Kombat.
13. Play Halo: Reach.
14. "Manage" the Community. Or something like that. What the hell is that even supposed to enta-- *ninja star*

  • 08.27.2011 8:58 AM PDT

Secrets, secrets everywhere.

  • 08.27.2011 9:40 AM PDT

Thus I refute thee

They walk into one dream whilst dreaming

  • 08.27.2011 10:47 AM PDT

Youngie by day Youngie by nature.....

It depends who you're talking about, jerrome usually starts the day wrestling a wild bear.

  • 08.27.2011 11:46 AM PDT

I'm just here to check the meters.


Posted by: Youngie
It depends who you're talking about, jerrome usually starts the day wrestling a wild bear.

I heard he built Safeco Field with his bare hands?

  • 08.27.2011 11:48 AM PDT

1.) get to work
2.) pretend to work on video games
3.) work on real plan... GIANT SLING SHOT!

  • 08.27.2011 11:50 AM PDT

Youngie by day Youngie by nature.....


Posted by: ABungieFan

Posted by: Youngie
It depends who you're talking about, jerrome usually starts the day wrestling a wild bear.

I heard he built Safeco Field with his bare hands?


He also operates the roof by hand, getting older, he has to slow down a bit.

  • 08.27.2011 11:56 AM PDT

1) Head to the studio.
2) Get to the studio.
3) Open the door.
4) Get on the floor.
5) Everybody walk the dinosaur.

[Edited on 08.27.2011 12:16 PM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 12:15 PM PDT