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13.72 billion years in the making.
On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.
It begins with a hearty breakfast of Toast, Jam, Orange Juice, Bacon, and Ham. All of the employees get together for a morning meal, but Sage realizes he forgot his Nerf guns at home. Everybody blames Stosh for the absence of Waffles.
When the breakfast is brought to the studio from Deny's via Achronos and Jeremiah, Stosh looks with malice at the bounty of toast in front of him.
He is utterly horrified to see this abomination. As you may know, Stosh doesn't care much for the holy breakfast meal that is toast.
Sage arrives with his Nerf guns and sees that the Bacon is getting too much attention, so he shoots it and makes it a bit more fatty, so it is diminished in appeal. Jeremiah becomes angry, and punches Sage in his face. Luckily, Sage nerfs Jeremiah's punch and shoots him with his Nerf guns.
A massive fight errupts between the once close friends until Yoozel arrives to see the bloody aftermath of a breakfast gone horribly aerie. Sage shoots his last foam bullet and nerfs Yoozels heart, causing a heart attack, and finishing the fight.
[Edited on 08.27.2011 8:27 AM PDT]