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Subject: The Fallen Insurrection - Uh, we have pie.

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

The Fallen Insurrection is recruiting members for it's newly created group. We're a clan that's just starting out, so don't be surprised by our numbers.

Basic Overview
So far, we only have a small amount of members. I hope that we will grow steadily and our community and strength will eventually rival my old clan.

We are a slightly Military themed group, but don't worry. There's no "Screening" test or anything. We don't have divisions yet, but we have all of our ranks set. We're also a mature, friendly clan that tries to help individuals and the needs of the whole clan. As an afterthought, since we're insurrectionists, the rules are little more leniant than those of other clans. And we aren't as strict as most other Military-themed clans out there. Just don't go over the line, and you'll be fine.

We also strive to have an active forum, were you can discuss, post, and poll anything. Moderaters are needed too, so join up!

We will accept anyone who wants to join, regardless of age, skill, gender, anything like that. You want to join the cause, you're in.

Ranks from lowest to highest

Foreign Ally (Allies)

Rebel Security (Moderators)

Defector (Newly Joined)

Insurrectionist

Insurgent

Guerrilla Fighter

Freedom Fighter

Anarchist

Revolutionary

Defiant

Dissident

Devotee (Highest Achievable Rank without Second in Command Resigning/being kicked)

Lower Commander (Second in Command)

High Commander (Leader of the Cause)

We already have a good list of allies and a few enemies, if that interests anyone. Despite being a newer group.

If you want to join, sign up here. We accept Spartans and Elites in our struggle. If you have any questions, feel free to post here or pm me. Thank you.

Join the Cause, fight corruption.

Insurrectionist High Commander, MrNuke.

[Edited on 08.27.2011 4:39 PM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 4:36 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

I should point out that the pie is very yummy!

  • 08.27.2011 4:37 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Indeed it is, my friend. Indeed it is. And we have all kinds of pie!

  • 08.27.2011 4:38 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

Apple, blueberry, raspberry, huckleberry, blackberry, banana, you name it, they got it!

  • 08.27.2011 4:47 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Even the secret pie. THE CAKE IS A LIE! (The Pie is the truth)

  • 08.27.2011 4:47 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

Cake is a deceiver, cake is a heretic! SET CAKE ON FIRE!!!

  • 08.27.2011 4:49 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

BURN IT AT THE STAKE!!! (Or candle. That works too.)

  • 08.27.2011 4:50 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

First we shall skin the cake of its icing, ohh the horror, then we shall set the cake on fire after being drenched in gasoline and alcohol!

  • 08.27.2011 4:51 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

DON'T forget the alcohol. It burns good.

  • 08.27.2011 4:52 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

If it weren't for us, this forum would be to dull..

AND YES THE ALCOHOL!

[Edited on 08.27.2011 4:53 PM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 4:53 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

It really would, wouldn't it? Don't make me start up that "To All Classifieds" post again...

[Edited on 08.27.2011 4:54 PM PDT]

  • 08.27.2011 4:53 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

I don't see any other posts referring to following the ways of the secret pie, and burning cake!

We must carry on the dream of that one guy whose name I forgot!

S.A.F.E.T.Y. Approved Zone

  • 08.27.2011 4:55 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

OMG I know what we should do. START A GROUP CALLED THE FOLLOWERS OF PIE! I shall start it immediately!

  • 08.27.2011 4:56 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

YESSS, and Ling Ling should be our mascot!

  • 08.27.2011 4:57 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

The Followers of Pie is taken, oddly enough. It is now called the Brotherhood of Pie!

  • 08.27.2011 4:59 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

We follow in the path of great men! We shall continue the tradition!

  • 08.27.2011 5:00 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

Also, Ling Ling is a severed dog's head in a jar.

  • 08.27.2011 5:02 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I know who, or what, Ling Ling is. Go to meh groups thingeh to join the Brotherhood! You shall be the Other Pope of Pie!

  • 08.27.2011 5:03 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I'm not familiar with OG.

  • 08.27.2011 5:04 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

Very well brother, OG = Original Gangsta, I think..

  • 08.27.2011 5:05 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I thought so. Wasn't sure though.

  • 08.27.2011 5:06 PM PDT