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Subject: The Fallen Insurrection - I'll get our top scientists on that

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I think Tali's my favourite. Like her personality, as well. And I did not f***ing know that you didn't have to do someone in the first game. If I'd have known that... Fml. Oh, and I believe I also got everyone (inlcuding every member of the Normandy ((non-squad as well))) out of the Omega 4 Relay alive.

  • 08.29.2011 10:49 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: MrNuke
I think Tali's my favourite. Like her personality, as well. And I did not f***ing know that you didn't have to do someone in the first game. If I'd have known that... Fml. Oh, and I believe I also got everyone (inlcuding every member of the Normandy ((non-squad as well))) out of the Omega 4 Relay alive.

Yeah. I got so pissed, I was sitting there like:

"OMG! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Eyes begin to burn with a raging flame.*
"Alright, crew. Let's -blam!- 'em up! Joker, get us through the relay; EDI, help him out; everyone else, do something productive.

  • 08.29.2011 10:55 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

It was a b**** to get every single person out. Mordin kept dying, Grunt got blown up (:_{ ), Tali got shot, Legion fell and died, Garrus (my favourite character) got carried away by seeker swarms, and Miranda got crushed. Finally, I got every single save-able person out.

  • 08.29.2011 10:57 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

Yeah. Mordin is a -blam!-. The only way to keep him alive is to have him as a loyal companion and to either send him back with survivors or bring him with you everywhere. Otherwise, the 50 year old, egg laying, fast talking, smart mouth A-hole dies.

And Grunt and Garrus are cool. So is Legion. I think this is my order:
LIKE:
Tali(Cause I -blam!- her, she's nice, been with me since ME1)
Garrus(Cause he and Tali have been with me since ME1)
Grunt(Do I even need to explain?)
Legion(Awesomesauce Geth. Good dialouge)
Thane(Assassin = Awesome)
Samara(Justicar with awesome Biotic powers. Sworn to me)
Jacob(Nice guy. Good at killing)

HATE:
Mordin(Sir talks a lot. Annoying)
Miranda(-blam!-. Whore. Daddy issues)
Jack(She's bald. SHE'S bald. Kinda unappealing. And she's a -blam!-)

  • 08.29.2011 11:03 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Here's my list:

LIKE

Tali (Same as you)

Garrus (He's just badass, actually screwed him on my female profile, he's a Turian.)

Legion (Best. Geth. Ever.)

Liara (Nice enough, very powerfull, hot lol.)

Grunt (Motha f***ing Krogan killing machine.)

Thane (Nice guy, badass assassin.)

Jacob (Really nice guy, awesome biotic.)

Samara (Kinda formal, but nice.)

HATE:

Mordin (Dies ALOT.)

Miranda (Mean to me :( )

Jack (Just a total douche bag motherf***ing -blam!-.)

Morinth (Soul-eating, ardat yakshi who if you screw you die. Not fun.)

That's it, I think.

  • 08.29.2011 11:09 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Alot of people don't like Tali for some reason.

  • 08.29.2011 11:11 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: MrNuke
Alot of people don't like Tali for some reason.

Which I find a statistical impossibility. GAWD, the nerve of some people....

But, yeah. Good times.

  • 08.29.2011 11:12 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Yeah. For some reason, I have picture of Liara on the desk ins Sheprard's room. I never noticed that before...

  • 08.29.2011 11:13 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: MrNuke
Yeah. For some reason, I have picture of Liara on the desk ins Sheprard's room. I never noticed that before...

It's cause you screwed her in ME1. If you stuck it in Ashley's pooper, the picture would be of her.

  • 08.29.2011 11:14 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Epic. Lolz. That was the best line I've seen all day. I also have Shepard's old N7 Helmet on another desk. Pretty sure I found that at the Normandy Crash Site in the Amada System.

  • 08.29.2011 11:16 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: MrNuke
Epic. Lolz. That was the best line I've seen all day. I also have Shepard's old N7 Helmet on another desk. Pretty sure I found that at the Normandy Crash Site in the Amada System.

Yep. From the DLC. But just for reference, I didn't screw Ashley or Liara cause I wanted Tali in ME2, and didn't want to cheat on one of the girls in ME1 and have a catfight between Tali and one of them in ME3. Bioware, catfights need to happen for the unloyal Shepards!

  • 08.29.2011 11:17 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuut I was dead and we broke our relationship off at the end of LOTSB. So I think it's all good... Otherwise, I really don't want to have to go through ME 1 again, and do everything, every dlc, every side mission, again. Same with ME 2. I'd rather go through for fun.

  • 08.29.2011 11:19 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: MrNuke
Buuuuuuuuuuuuut I was dead and we broke our relationship off at the end of LOTSB. So I think it's all good... Otherwise, I really don't want to have to go through ME 1 again, and do everything, every dlc, every side mission, again. Same with ME 2. I'd rather go through for fun.

Well, if you told her off, then you should be good. But I mean for the people who screwed Ashley and then never called back after they got brought back to life, screwed Tali/Miranda/Jack(ewww), and then proceeded to save the galaxy.

  • 08.29.2011 11:21 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Lol. My friend was supposed to get the Collector assault rifle, collector armour, and Terminus Assault armour, but none of his codes worked.

  • 08.29.2011 11:23 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I'm signing off now. Adios amigo.

  • 08.29.2011 11:27 AM PDT

dude were already in a war can our play war wait a week?

  • 08.29.2011 11:43 AM PDT

..And I'm gonna round my f.ucks given up to 0.


Posted by: Ranger leader
dude were already in a war can our play war wait a week?

you ruined the fun TT3TT

  • 08.29.2011 6:10 PM PDT

what?

  • 08.29.2011 8:29 PM PDT

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