Posted by: it1345
Posted by: Garland
Posted by: it1345
Keira Knightley lacks the boobs to be a 10It's a video game; they can make graphical adjustments.
Perhaps.
Really it needs at least two full nude sex scenes to take on angry birds. I mean, angry birds is a big, big game, and to take it on we have to give them something no ipod app has like N00B said.
Keria Knightley covered in whipped cream and cherries.
Really it's the only responsible thing Bungie could do with this game.
Sex appeal isn't going to beat angry birds. If they want to watch nudes like perverts they can watch TV, or go on the internet. Angry Birds didn't get to the top because it had women and/or food, (because it didn't) it got to the top because it was 1. simple, 2. fun 3. it looked attractive (meaning that it looked like something they would want to play) 4. it was cheap 5. had lots of levels 6. had a creative, comic theme, and 7. advertisement. Angry Birds was very simple, the controls, and objective were very easy to learn. If a game is too complicated, or the graphic are 3D, people won't be as interested because it will look like one of those games that has a bunch of confusing buttons, that mean nothing, and the 3D graphics will look bad because it's an iPhone/Pad app, and they don't have good graphics, and it ends up looking crappy, compared to modern video games. Angry birds was also fun, if you over do a game, it will be too serious or frustrating, and your goal will be more centered around beating it, than playing to have fun. That way you get more replay value. Angry birds also had a simple o looking button, that wasn't too unattractive looking. It was only 99 cents. Had lots, and lots of levels, that would take a while to beat, since the levels are hard, and have virtually no strategy. Angry birds was advertised a lot, on the homepage, and with merchandise, which was a big reason it sold so much. It was also creative, people liked it because the idea of shooting pigs with birds in a slingshot was a funny, and entertaining one that drew in the crowd.
I personally don't like angry birds, and I think it's stupid, but if Bungie can have a game with all 7 of these things, it might make it on the top 25 most downloaded paid apps for a day.