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Subject: If you saw a hitchhiking grunt, what would you do?

I would crack open its head for confetti. What would YOU do?

  • 08.30.2011 5:56 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Wrong forum.

  • 08.30.2011 5:58 PM PDT

KIWIZ RULE THE WORLD!

Its just that nobody knows it yet...

stop, say "sure hop in" then take it o a back ally and shoot it in the head then dance around in all the confetti!

  • 08.30.2011 5:59 PM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Wrong forum.


Still, I would probably give it a lift, just as long as it didn't do anything TOO stupid.

  • 08.30.2011 6:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Wrong forum.

I can't believe you would run it over! Such an innocent creature.

But seriously you should post this in the Flood. You'll get more responses and they'll probably be more funny. Plus, you know, it doesn't belong here.

[Edited on 08.30.2011 6:12 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 6:03 PM PDT
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i would probably force it to suck my -blam!-. then I would flip it over and ram it in the ass.

  • 08.30.2011 6:04 PM PDT

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This probably goes into the Halo: Reach forums?

  • 08.30.2011 6:24 PM PDT
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I would step on my gas pedal and listen for the accompanying *thud*crumple*crumple*

How is this wrong forum, anyway? This does have to do with the Bungie universe.

[Edited on 08.30.2011 7:13 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 7:11 PM PDT

"Splatter Spree!"

  • 08.30.2011 7:12 PM PDT

I would crush it under whatever i was driving because any time you dont pay attention or underestimate a grunt he goes all
suicidy

  • 08.30.2011 7:12 PM PDT

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  • 08.30.2011 7:16 PM PDT

Stab it in the head with my kukri.

  • 08.30.2011 7:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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I'll be its best friend.

  • 08.30.2011 8:28 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

I would criticize it for not posting in the flood, where this belongs.

  • 08.30.2011 8:36 PM PDT

I'll give him a ride

  • 08.30.2011 8:37 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

I'll give him a ride too.

  • 08.30.2011 8:41 PM PDT

Ride it.

  • 08.30.2011 9:01 PM PDT

I would pull out two sticky grenades then run at him screaming and see how he likes it.

  • 08.30.2011 9:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xx Anaki xX
Ride it.

I will never be able to erase that image from my memory
nasty nasty nasty.....

lol jk I know what you meant...or at least I hope that was what you meant.

  • 08.30.2011 9:34 PM PDT

Go in...kill....then.....TEA BAG!!!

obviously give it a ride........duh......

  • 08.30.2011 10:17 PM PDT


Posted by: iceman021011

Posted by: Xx Anaki xX
Ride it.

I will never be able to erase that image from my memory
nasty nasty nasty.....

lol jk I know what you meant...or at least I hope that was what you meant.


What? Eww.

What you thought I meant is exactly what I meant.

  • 08.30.2011 10:31 PM PDT

Assassination is silent
silence is golden
golden is money
money is awsome
awsome is me

Give it a ride and go strait to halofest

  • 08.30.2011 10:41 PM PDT

In a room filled with kings and queens some days i feel like the jester!...

Create my own Reality tv show "Oh Boy look at me and my Unggoy""

  • 08.31.2011 12:19 PM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

I would let it in and learn about the food nipple.






[Edited on 08.31.2011 12:21 PM PDT]

  • 08.31.2011 12:21 PM PDT

My Grandfather was a Desert Ranger, my Father was a Veteran Ranger in the NCR. My father was killed by Caesar's Legion and they took my Brother. It's now my responsibility to uphold the mantle of the Rangers and avenge my Father and find my Brother.

Give it a ride.

  • 08.31.2011 12:21 PM PDT

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