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Subject: Boy dies after jacking off 42 times

get out of here stalker

He couldn't beat death.

  • 08.30.2011 8:11 PM PDT

Cogito ergo sum.

At least he died happy.

  • 08.30.2011 8:11 PM PDT

Happy Technology.

That's really sad.

  • 08.30.2011 8:11 PM PDT

"Couldn't beat death".

I giggled.

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

>New Message
>MFW.
>Disembodied Soul
>MFW.

It happens to us all.

Alright, *faps 41 times*

I should be safe.

[Edited on 08.30.2011 8:13 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

Lol.

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

I see what you did there.

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

He didn't see that cumming...

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

Join the Outer Haven group!

Why'd they have to put that picture there?!

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

Secret Sniper

At least he had a...
-sunglasses-
happy ending.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 08.30.2011 8:12 PM PDT

Send me a PM of your email and I'll get you a lockerz invite. 100% legit Thx CarloMorris for pic.

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Absolute Annihilation

Wtf @ that picture.

  • 08.30.2011 8:13 PM PDT
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They call me graland.

"How many times do I have to fap to fap myself to death?"

"42; it's the answer to everything."

  • 08.30.2011 8:13 PM PDT

The article and the fact that it's from Brazil makes me go ahead and call it, fake. The last major story that broke out, which was both unusual and hilarious, was a fake by the Brazilian version of The Onion. It was the one where the lady claimed she got pregnant by watching 3D pr0nz.

  • 08.30.2011 8:14 PM PDT
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Forty two times? Is that even humanly possible? And how did they know exactly how many times he did it?

  • 08.30.2011 8:14 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

I laughed so hard Doodle.

  • 08.30.2011 8:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: Full Metal1244
That's really sad.

Here's a tissue. He won't be needing them anymore.

  • 08.30.2011 8:14 PM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
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"His mother knew about the boys addiction." I wonder how many times she caught him...

  • 08.30.2011 8:14 PM PDT


Posted by: solidsnakemgs46
That was a really strange thing to have fappened.
icwutudidthar.

  • 08.30.2011 8:15 PM PDT
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Kefre :D


Posted by: Doodlebox
He couldn't beat death.
He couldn't beat death? I would think he would have beat death 42 times.

  • 08.30.2011 8:15 PM PDT

How do you die from fapping?

  • 08.30.2011 8:15 PM PDT


Posted by: Vgnut117

Posted by: Full Metal1244
That's really sad.

Here's a tissue. He won't be needing them anymore.
lol

  • 08.30.2011 8:15 PM PDT

This smells of....


...never mind.

[Edited on 08.30.2011 8:16 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 8:15 PM PDT