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Subject: Boy dies after jacking off 42 times

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Wow, that's jacked up.

  • 08.30.2011 8:15 PM PDT

He was cumming as he was going.

  • 08.30.2011 8:16 PM PDT

If you can't trust yourself, then don't trust anyone.


Posted by: MutedStatic man
How do you die from fapping?


Ask the kid from spy kids.

  • 08.30.2011 8:16 PM PDT


Posted by: solidsnakemgs46
He surely didn't see that cumming.
Beat you to it...

  • 08.30.2011 8:17 PM PDT

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he was dreaming of his 42 virgins.

  • 08.30.2011 8:17 PM PDT
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I bet he didnt see that cumming/

  • 08.30.2011 8:17 PM PDT
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I wonder what his room smells like....

  • 08.30.2011 8:17 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

I bet he didn't semeny actual females.

  • 08.30.2011 8:18 PM PDT

ಠ_ಠ

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

If he was dead then how did people know how many times he wacked off? Did they watch or something?

  • 08.30.2011 8:18 PM PDT


Posted by: solidsnakemgs46
I feel like such a jerk off for laughing at this.

Posted by: nerd
I wonder what his room smells like....

  • 08.30.2011 8:18 PM PDT

Posted by: MutedStatic man
How do you die from fapping?

  • 08.30.2011 8:18 PM PDT

Death can be such a jerk.

  • 08.30.2011 8:19 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

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Posted by: solidsnakemgs46
I feel like such a jerk off for laughing at this.

Posted by: nerd
I wonder what his room smells like....
I feel like a dick. I should stop busting his balls.

  • 08.30.2011 8:19 PM PDT

ಠ_ಠ

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Posted by: Firepenguin99
Posted by: MutedStatic man
How do you die from fapping?

I'd guess a problem with his heart, however considering he's only 16 and not a senior or something it still doesn't make much sense.

  • 08.30.2011 8:20 PM PDT

I will own everyone in Halo: Reach

Lololololol.
No seriously, it's bad news, but seriously WTF is wrong with the world?
A boy dying because of fapping?
-blam!-!

  • 08.30.2011 8:20 PM PDT

His peni!s got pissed at him.




[Edited on 08.30.2011 8:25 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 8:21 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Scorch676
Posted by: Firepenguin99
Posted by: MutedStatic man
How do you die from fapping?
I'd guess a problem with his heart, however considering he's only 16 and not a senior or something it still doesn't make much sense.
He probably overloaded his system.

  • 08.30.2011 8:21 PM PDT

get out of here stalker

You guys can be such dicks. -blam!- on, show some respect.

  • 08.30.2011 8:21 PM PDT
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He couldn't beat death.

HAHAHAHAHA
awww

  • 08.30.2011 8:22 PM PDT

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"he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics"


...Texture physics? What the hell?

[Edited on 08.30.2011 8:22 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 8:22 PM PDT