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Subject: Boy dies after jacking off 42 times
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.

What I want to know is: how the heck did he die from -blam!-ion?

  • 08.30.2011 8:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Caaaarrrl
What I want to know is: how the heck did he die from -blam!-ion?
Loss of body fluids?

  • 08.30.2011 8:39 PM PDT


Posted by: Studness4
You would think by the 5th time or so there would be no uhhhh, fluid left for him to keep going. Cant see how you could possibly still be horny past that.

Well, I guess he could please a lot of women in one night...

  • 08.30.2011 8:40 PM PDT
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ARMOR LOCK FTW!!

So he did that all consecutively? Then I'm safe

  • 08.30.2011 8:41 PM PDT

Donuts > all other food

He must've been jerked around a lot by girls IRL to have done that.

  • 08.30.2011 8:41 PM PDT

Posted by: DeadliestCarpet
Sorry, I can't hear them over the sounds of Modern Warfare 3 on my Turtle Beaches.

The jokes in this thread are hilarious.

  • 08.30.2011 8:41 PM PDT

Dude, dying as you're finishing must be the best death ever!

  • 08.30.2011 8:41 PM PDT


Posted by: sargeantomeg4

Posted by: Caaaarrrl
What I want to know is: how the heck did he die from -blam!-ion?
Loss of body fluids?

Its probably fake, but IF it were real, it would have something to do with ypur heart rate.

  • 08.30.2011 8:42 PM PDT

After twice, mine starts to swell and it's painful to do... How in the world...

  • 08.30.2011 8:44 PM PDT

get out of here stalker

It's a legitimate possibility that his hand was ripped from his wrist socket and then hit him in the face as he was climaxing, startling him and giving him a massive stroke.

  • 08.30.2011 8:45 PM PDT

I like teh vidya gamzz

This boy is a hero to everyone on the internet.

  • 08.30.2011 8:46 PM PDT


Posted by: One Silent E

Posted by: sargeantomeg4

Posted by: Caaaarrrl
What I want to know is: how the heck did he die from -blam!-ion?
Loss of body fluids?

Its probably fake, but IF it were real, it would have something to do with ypur heart rate.
I'm not allowed to make a bad joke?

  • 08.30.2011 8:47 PM PDT
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1,000 ways to die

  • 08.30.2011 8:48 PM PDT

It might be because the kid was just too frail and small for that kind of physical activity. He was all skin and boners.

  • 08.30.2011 8:49 PM PDT

get out of here stalker


Posted by: Dynex811
It might be because the kid was just too frail and small for that kind of physical activity. He was all skin and boners.
I lol'd

  • 08.30.2011 8:51 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

They should erect a statue of him.

  • 08.30.2011 8:52 PM PDT

I would like to be a Mythic Member, or a mod.

REALLY BAD. I believe I deserve it, I am very loyal to the dear Bungie forums and want to keep everything in tip-top shape. Its always a real pleasure to be on the forums and I want to be recognized here.

This. It made my night.

  • 08.30.2011 8:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Hoggs Bison
The article and the fact that it's from Brazil makes me go ahead and call it, fake. The last major story that broke out, which was both unusual and hilarious, was a fake by the Brazilian version of The Onion. It was the one where the lady claimed she got pregnant by watching 3D pr0nz.

It is probably fake, but unlike the 3D P­orn story (which is OBVIOUSLY fake and how could you even believe that?) this can actually happen.

It's very hard to actually ej­aculate even more than once, but 42 times, by then you'd be cumming blood...

  • 08.30.2011 8:54 PM PDT
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lol

  • 08.30.2011 8:54 PM PDT

Some men want to watch the world burn.

Some want to cover it in seamen.

  • 08.30.2011 8:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: solidsnakemgs46
That was a really strange thing to have fappened.
I lold. Sad though.

  • 08.30.2011 8:56 PM PDT
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i can beat him.

  • 08.30.2011 8:57 PM PDT

A great man once said:

Just beat it...

  • 08.30.2011 9:01 PM PDT