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Subject: Boy dies after jacking off 42 times

Steam: Daft
Xbox: DaftMauS

That's just...

HOW?!!

  • 08.30.2011 9:02 PM PDT

They should call him the little spermaid.

  • 08.30.2011 9:02 PM PDT
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Well I guess he...

*removes sun glasses*

got wacked.



YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • 08.30.2011 9:03 PM PDT

He got a bad case of erectile malfunction...

  • 08.30.2011 9:04 PM PDT

EIM APERT OF DA EN-SHEH-ERR AND I DOEZENT URFAID OF NAYTHIGN.

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Truth.

That's easily a record.


If it's real that is.

  • 08.30.2011 9:05 PM PDT

That's certainly a sticky situation.

  • 08.30.2011 9:05 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

That must have been one helluva pronzo.

  • 08.30.2011 9:05 PM PDT

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How'd he have the energy? you are supposed to feel like -blam!- after the 5th time in a short amount.

  • 08.30.2011 9:06 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!


Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
"he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics"


...Texture physics? What the hell?
He dug chicks with herpes.

  • 08.30.2011 9:07 PM PDT

This guy must make a mean jerked chicken.




Sorry I know that was a bad one. I'll kill myself now. *whips out porno*

  • 08.30.2011 9:16 PM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?

oh cumm on!
how has Captain K Mart not fappened to post in this orgasmic thread?

[Edited on 08.30.2011 9:22 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 9:22 PM PDT

Sir were going to have to shut all of our pr0nz servers.

Why?

Our only client fapped to death. '


That death is a slimy devil, aint he?

[Edited on 08.30.2011 9:24 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 9:24 PM PDT

Gamers don't die, they just go offline.

"...and the fanboys will unite to slay the Call of Duty threat for the greater good of gaming."

You know what; he reminds me of Che Guevara. Che tried to hit on and have sex with any girl he saw regardless of looks. Except Che probably knew he wasn't a machine which is why he didn't do it 42 times nonstop.

  • 08.30.2011 9:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Chris112408
And how did they know exactly how many times he did it?

  • 08.30.2011 9:31 PM PDT

Forty two times in a time span of how long?

  • 08.30.2011 9:31 PM PDT

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!

That was kinda funny.

  • 08.30.2011 9:32 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Wait... are you The Ghost of Jon...?
Posted by: UndeadJon
That was kinda funny.

  • 08.30.2011 9:34 PM PDT
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Hate to think how much he spent on lotion.

[Edited on 08.30.2011 9:36 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 9:35 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Maybe he came down with something?

Or he was jerking around too much (think someone said that one)

But maybe his heart received a beat down from all that activity.

  • 08.30.2011 9:40 PM PDT
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lol'd at the article picture

  • 08.30.2011 9:41 PM PDT

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Soooooo many bad and repetitive one-liners in this thread....

  • 08.30.2011 9:41 PM PDT

I like pie.


Posted by: GAMERGOD7777777
He didn't see that cumming...

Beat me to it.

  • 08.30.2011 9:43 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Posted by: Flag Run
I'm sure it was hard to live with such an addicktion.

Fixed

  • 08.30.2011 9:53 PM PDT