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Some stupid Selina Gomez ad came up. >_<

OT: DAYUM! This kid is hardcore.

[Edited on 08.30.2011 9:55 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 9:55 PM PDT
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We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand and of overwhelming force on the other.

When a problem comes along, you must beat it! Beat it goood!

  • 08.30.2011 9:59 PM PDT

Well he must have had extreme endurance since he was already extremely addicted
Posted by: ultratog1028
How'd he have the energy? you are supposed to feel like -blam!- after the 5th time in a short amount.

  • 08.30.2011 10:01 PM PDT

Posted by: cB4d93
Posted by: Silent Eli
you are a good translator
Idiot can be a hard language to learn, but once you get it down, everything becomes so clear! The whole world will make sense to you.

He needs a good spanking.

  • 08.30.2011 10:02 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

42 times?!?

Jesus!

  • 08.30.2011 10:04 PM PDT

"Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.


Posted by: Magc Man 64001
I see what you did there.

  • 08.30.2011 10:06 PM PDT

How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?

  • 08.30.2011 10:10 PM PDT

42 times???? Geez how did his dick not fal off? You would think it would hurt like hell on the 25 time.

  • 08.30.2011 10:11 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????


Posted by: scythe515
How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?


Good point. How do they know how many times? lol

  • 08.30.2011 10:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Bouncer7

Posted by: scythe515
How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?


Good point. How do they know how many times? lol
Tissue count?

  • 08.30.2011 10:12 PM PDT

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You Catch My Drift??????????


Posted by: Gibsonsg527

Posted by: Bouncer7

Posted by: scythe515
How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?


Good point. How do they know how many times? lol
Tissue count?


Assuming he used a different tissue each time, which would be totally nasty if he didn't. Then again...42 times...in a night...that's already nasty.

  • 08.30.2011 10:35 PM PDT

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Two wrongs do not make a right, however three wrongs do make a
delicious bedtime snack if served with warm milk.

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Sheesh Yall...

  • 08.30.2011 10:35 PM PDT

Wow. Just wow. I'm speechless. I have officially seen it all.

  • 08.30.2011 10:37 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Wow. And I thought . . .

Never mind.

  • 08.30.2011 10:39 PM PDT

Don't trip chocolate chip!
Bronies rustle my jimmies...

Thanks for 10 great years of halo Bungie, you will be missed.

This probably wasn't the "happy ending" he was looking for....

WAiT WAIT he probably didn't see that cumming! hehe

  • 08.30.2011 10:40 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Nekro66
Wow. Just wow. I'm speechless. I have officially seen it all.
You watched him tenderize the turkey?

  • 08.30.2011 10:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bouncer7

Posted by: Gibsonsg527

Posted by: Bouncer7

Posted by: scythe515
How does anyone know how many times he fapped. Did someone watch him and count?


Good point. How do they know how many times? lol
Tissue count?


Assuming he used a different tissue each time, which would be totally nasty if he didn't. Then again...42 times...in a night...that's already nasty.


After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...

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  • 08.30.2011 10:40 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."


Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...
It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible!

  • 08.30.2011 10:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: BROWN HAWK

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...
It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible!


Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible.

I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.

  • 08.30.2011 10:43 PM PDT

PHRE$H

How do they know exactly how many times he fapped? Was someone there monitoring him?

  • 08.30.2011 10:43 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Bouncer7
Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...
It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible!
Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible.

I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.
If he wanted to go out with a bang, he would have had sex.

  • 08.30.2011 10:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bouncer7

Posted by: BROWN HAWK

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...
It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible!


Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible.

I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.


I still don't understand how it killed him, though.

Also, if he can get off 42 times in like 6 hours, he really should find a girlfriend.

  • 08.30.2011 10:44 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: Bouncer7

Posted by: BROWN HAWK

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
After a few times he probably wouldn't need more if he was doing it in rapid succession...
It's just that . . . it doesn't seem physically possible!


Exactly. I don't care if you are a chronic fapper, 42 times in a night!? Doesn't seem possible.

I wonder if he knew he was going to die and wanted to go out with a bang.


I still don't understand how it killed him, though.

Also, if he can get off 42 times in like 6 hours, he really should find a girlfriend.


I think it is a little late for him to get a girlfriend.

Has anybody actually thought that maybe the story is fake, a fraud, a lie!!??

  • 08.30.2011 10:46 PM PDT

I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain

42? Isn't that the answer to the universe!

Holy £$"$!! He must be in heaven rolling in his own euphoric ecstasy!

[Edited on 08.30.2011 10:48 PM PDT]

  • 08.30.2011 10:48 PM PDT