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Subject: The Fallen Insurrection - So, A Rebel walked into a Bar...

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

The Fallen Insurrection is recruiting members for it's newly created group. We're a clan that's just starting out, so don't be surprised by our numbers. We're also preparing heavily for a war, so join today, and victory tomorrow!

Basic Overview
So far, we only have a small amount of members. I hope that we will grow steadily and our community and strength will eventually rival my old clan.

We are a slightly Military themed group, but don't worry. There's no "Screening" test or anything. We're also a mature, friendly clan that tries to help individuals and the needs of the whole clan. As an afterthought, since we're insurrectionists, the rules are little more lenient than those of other clans. And we aren't as strict as most other Military-themed clans out there. Just don't go over the line, and you'll be fine. We also strive to have an active forum, were you can discuss, post, and poll anything. Moderators are needed too, so join up!

We will accept anyone who wants to join, regardless of age, skill, gender, anything like that. You want to join the cause, you're in. All you have to do, is change your emblem. That's it.

The Cause

Our Cause is simple: Hurt Clan RNGR in any way necessary. And that still stands. They are the Enemy of the State, and must be eliminated. You don't have to like our Cause. We and our allies' will do anything in our power to make sure they fall.

Ranks from lowest to highest

Foreign Ally (Allies)

Rebel Security (Moderators)

Militiaman (Newly Joined)

Insurrectionist

Insurgent

Guerrilla Fighter

Freedom Fighter (The start of the Officer Ranks)

Anarchist

Revolutionary

Defiant

Dissident

Devotee (Highest Achievable Rank without Second in Command Resigning/being kicked)

Lower Commander (Second in Command)

High Commander (Leader of the Cause)

Divisions

1st Insurrectionist Army (Main Force. All Militiamen start here)

2nd Heavy Weapons (Any heavy weapon from the Rocket and Sniper, to the Focus Rifle and Grav hammer)

3rd Vehicular (All vehicles, air and ground)

Special Tasks Group >>Data corrupted<<

Other Information

We already have a good list of allies and a few enemies, if that interests anyone. Despite being a newer group.

To those of you interested in a Clan match, this post is not to set them up. Only for recruiting. Any replies about a Clan match will be met with "No." If you really want one, message me or MonoxideTheFox. We'll set 'em up.

Conclusion

If you want to join, sign up here and join our website here. All you have to do is fill out a short form. We accept Spartans and Elites in our struggle. If you have any questions, feel free to post here or pm me, or pm MonoxideTheFox. Thank you.

Viva la Resistenza.

Insurrectionist High Commander, MrNuke.

  • 09.01.2011 7:23 AM PDT

105th Division Website
150th Division Bungie page
We're droppin into hell troopers! Time to grow a pair!

WHERE'S THE PUNCHLINE??? The suspense is KILLING me!

  • 09.01.2011 7:43 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Ha lol

  • 09.01.2011 7:44 AM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.


Posted by: MCs Gun
WHERE'S THE PUNCHLINE??? The suspense is KILLING me!

...and he asked the bartender....

  • 09.01.2011 8:30 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

...Howdy, what you got tonight?...

  • 09.01.2011 8:31 AM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

...And the bartender said...

  • 09.01.2011 8:32 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

...I have pie. And pants. Lots of Pants...

  • 09.01.2011 8:36 AM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

So the rebel said praise Pie! And...

  • 09.01.2011 8:41 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

..He took some Pie, ate it, took some pants and put them on...

  • 09.01.2011 8:42 AM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

and they all lived happily ever after... except for MC, who never got the punchline.

[Edited on 09.01.2011 8:49 AM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 8:49 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Except for MC.

  • 09.01.2011 8:52 AM PDT

105th Division Website
150th Division Bungie page
We're droppin into hell troopers! Time to grow a pair!

STILL NO PUNCHLINE?!?! Worst....joke.....EVER

  • 09.01.2011 8:58 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Best. Joke. Ever.

  • 09.01.2011 8:59 AM PDT

105th Division Website
150th Division Bungie page
We're droppin into hell troopers! Time to grow a pair!

you have farty pants!

  • 09.01.2011 9:03 AM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

Hello, I'm part of a group entitled Project Freelance and we are available as guns for hire. Our group is still being worked but you can check out our article section for a quick bio of our agents.

If you ever need any extra men for a clan match, just message me on bnet at least a week prior to ensure we have somebody at the ready, if you're ever interested.

  • 09.01.2011 12:25 PM PDT