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Subject: Miranda keyes is Master Chief's stepsister.

Just thought you should know.

Also, Cortana is pretty much Miranda's mother.

  • 09.01.2011 1:01 PM PDT

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.

Totally...

  • 09.01.2011 1:02 PM PDT


Posted by: SEAL Sniper 9
Totally...



FAMILY TREE TIME!

Jacob Keyes had an affair with Dr Halsey, which resulted in Miranda.

Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.

Therefore

Miranda = John's stepsister



[Edited on 09.01.2011 1:04 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 1:04 PM PDT

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.

pics or it didn't happen

  • 09.01.2011 1:07 PM PDT

United Armed Forces

nope

  • 09.01.2011 1:09 PM PDT
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He does have a bit of a point... Though I prefer not to think of them like that.
And Jacob wasn't really like an adoptive parent.
His father figure would more likely be Mendez.

  • 09.01.2011 1:14 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

There's a trope for that.

  • 09.01.2011 1:38 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

Op is right lol.

  • 09.01.2011 1:54 PM PDT

"Where ere thou hast been, here or in yon world manifest? Canst thou tell what is, or what was, or what is to come? No thing shall last. Yet there are some things that will never change. History is written in blood, yet are battles really lost on the battlefield? Canst thou tell me where thou comest, and where thou goest, and what is, or what was, or what will be? For everything remains, AS IT NEVER WAS."

Posted by: Xd00999
There's a trope for that.

Actually not lol. There's no mention of Halo in the "Video Games" section, or the "Literature" section.

Honestly though, how do people come up with these retarded theories?

[Edited on 09.01.2011 2:12 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 2:11 PM PDT

Except the part where Halsey and Keyes never legitimately adopted, or even considered doing so for John...

  • 09.01.2011 2:32 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Posted by: forriedude
Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.


o_O

No, they were not...

  • 09.01.2011 2:41 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: forriedude
Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.


o_O

No, they were not...

John saw halsey as a mother figure.

  • 09.01.2011 2:47 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: forriedude
Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.


o_O

No, they were not...

John saw halsey as a mother figure.


As did every Spartan-II, there was no point where she was going to adop any of them.

  • 09.01.2011 2:57 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.


Posted by: jack0fhearts
Posted by: Xd00999
There's a trope for that.

Actually not lol. There's no mention of Halo in the "Video Games" section, or the "Literature" section.

/Implying that TVtropes keeps track of everything.

  • 09.01.2011 3:08 PM PDT
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I'm sure Chief would wanna tap that

  • 09.01.2011 3:09 PM PDT

pretty sure he wouldn't.. They removed any type of libido when doing the modifications on the kids for the spartan program.. I think it was an unintended side effect.

  • 09.01.2011 3:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lemony Vengeance
pretty sure he wouldn't.. They removed any type of libido when doing the modifications on the kids for the spartan program.. I think it was an unintended side effect.


Yup

  • 09.01.2011 3:32 PM PDT


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: forriedude
Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.


o_O

No, they were not...

John saw halsey as a mother figure.


and Keyes as A father figure.

(By "*almost*" I meant he saw them as his parents.)

  • 09.01.2011 3:46 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.


Posted by: forriedude

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: forriedude
Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.


o_O

No, they were not...

John saw halsey as a mother figure.


and Keyes as A father figure.

(By "*almost*" I meant he saw them as his parents.)


John never met Keyes as a child. -_-

  • 09.01.2011 3:53 PM PDT


Posted by: ajw34307

Posted by: forriedude

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: forriedude
Jacob Keyes and D Halsey were *almost* adopted parents to John.


o_O

No, they were not...

John saw halsey as a mother figure.


and Keyes as A father figure.

(By "*almost*" I meant he saw them as his parents.)


John never met Keyes as a child. -_-


"When Dr. Halsey and Lieutenant Jacob Keyes visited Eridanus II in 2517 to study him,"

From the Halo Wiki.

Later in life, he viewed Jacob as a father figure. Not necesarily as a child.

[Edited on 09.01.2011 3:56 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 3:55 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Posted by: forriedude
"When Dr. Halsey and Lieutenant Jacob Keyes visited Eridanus II in 2517 to study him,"

From the Halo Wiki.

Later in life, he viewed Jacob as a father figure. Not necesarily as a child.


He did not interact with Keyes, or even see him.

Halo Wiki talks bollocks, go read the books. John never looked at Keyes as a father figure, they hardly knew each other. John just admired his astronavigational skills.

  • 09.01.2011 4:00 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: forriedude
"When Dr. Halsey and Lieutenant Jacob Keyes visited Eridanus II in 2517 to study him,"

From the Halo Wiki.

Later in life, he viewed Jacob as a father figure. Not necesarily as a child.


He did not interact with Keyes, or even see him.

Halo Wiki talks bollocks, go read the books. John never looked at Keyes as a father figure, they hardly knew each other. John just admired his astronavigational skills.


You know these new Halo fans can't read books.

[Edited on 09.01.2011 4:01 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 4:01 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
fans


*Chuckles.*

  • 09.01.2011 4:03 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: DecepticonCobra
fans


*Chuckles.*


Yeah, calling them fans is far too nice.

  • 09.01.2011 4:04 PM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: ajw34307
Posted by: DecepticonCobra
fans


*Chuckles.*


Yeah, calling them fans is far too nice.


Calling you anything but an ass is far too nice.

  • 09.01.2011 4:08 PM PDT

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