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Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5
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Nothing to see here citizen.

Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5

This was calculated in Gaelic BTW.

[Edited on 09.01.2011 10:31 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 10:21 PM PDT

"If practice makes perfect" and 'nobody's perfect,' then what's the point of practice?"

2+2=fish

Dumbass.

  • 09.01.2011 10:22 PM PDT

What is this I dont even...

  • 09.01.2011 10:22 PM PDT

"Speechs will get you nowhere."

ming=blown

  • 09.01.2011 10:23 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!


Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
2+2=fish

Dumbass.
This equation is as robust as the mountains.

  • 09.01.2011 10:23 PM PDT

Don't trip chocolate chip!
Bronies rustle my jimmies...

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it doesn't

  • 09.01.2011 10:23 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Kanye_w3st
What is this I dont even...


Your foolish human mind can not comprehend this genius.

  • 09.01.2011 10:23 PM PDT
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Your math is very messy, are you sure about that?

  • 09.01.2011 10:26 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
2+2=fish

Dumbass.


If 2 + 2 = fish then 4 + 4 = Giraffe.

  • 09.01.2011 10:27 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Matter of LIES
Your math is very messy, are you sure about that?


Yes.

  • 09.01.2011 10:27 PM PDT


Posted by: n00b4life95

Posted by: Kanye_w3st
What is this I dont even...


Your foolish human mind can not comprehend this genius.


But didnt you just do

2+2-9/2=5???

So pemdas does...
2+2-4.5=5
-.5=5
Lolwut?

Edits...

[Edited on 09.01.2011 10:33 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 10:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: n00b4life95
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
(4)2(9*(4))+8 1/4= (52)9*5+8 1/4
8(36)+8 1/4= (52)45+8 1/4
8*36=52*45

You sir, have an unbalanced equation from this point forward.

  • 09.01.2011 10:30 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Good job. Now prove that two monkeys equals a salamander.

*waits*

  • 09.01.2011 10:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: n00b4life95
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5


3rd isn't negative.

lolfail

  • 09.01.2011 10:32 PM PDT


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Posted by: Kanye_w3st

Posted by: n00b4life95

Posted by: Kanye_w3st
What is this I dont even...


Your foolish human mind can not comprehend this genius.


But didnt you just do

2+2-9/2=5???

So pemdas does...
2+2-4.5=5
8.5=5
Lolwut?


2+2-4.5 is -0.5



Yeah, I noticed my mistake...i feel like a idiot

  • 09.01.2011 10:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: RustedEdge
Posted by: n00b4life95
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5


3rd isn't negative.

lolfail
It can be expressed as anything (this is an equation not an expression) as long as both sides are equal. Which they aren't.

  • 09.01.2011 10:35 PM PDT

I <3 ReconNumber54

You didnt show where you got 81/4 from
But anyways if i got 2 sticks, and i get 2 more sticks i have 4 sticks.

  • 09.01.2011 10:37 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Matter of LIES
Posted by: RustedEdge
Posted by: n00b4life95
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5


3rd isn't negative.

lolfail
It can be expressed as anything (this is an equation not an expression) as long as both sides are equal. Which they aren't.


Check again, you'll find yourself wrong.

  • 09.01.2011 10:38 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

Posted by: Matter of LIES
Posted by: n00b4life95
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
(4)2(9*(4))+8 1/4= (52)9*5+8 1/4
8(36)+8 1/4= (52)45+8 1/4
8*36=52*45

You sir, have an unbalanced equation from this point forward.
I like how OP hasn't replied after this post. You didn't even need to start after adding 8 and a half, just where he takes into nonsensville.

And really? X's for multiplying? I haven't used those since 3rd grade!

  • 09.01.2011 10:39 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

Posted by: n00b4life95

Posted by: Matter of LIES
Posted by: RustedEdge
Posted by: n00b4life95
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5


3rd isn't negative.

lolfail
It can be expressed as anything (this is an equation not an expression) as long as both sides are equal. Which they aren't.


Check again, you'll find yourself wrong.
It's not wrong.

  • 09.01.2011 10:42 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Disambiguation
Good job. Now prove that two monkeys equals a salamander.

*waits*
Monkey = Primate
Primate = Gorilla
Gorilla = Hominid
Hominid = Human
Human = Intelligent
Intelligent = Adjective
Adjective = Small
Monkey = Small

As you should know, Small + Small = Large, which leads us to our next step.

Monkey + Monkey = Large
Large = Salamander.

The Large Salamander is the largest amphibian in the world, so Large obviously equals Salamander.

Thus, Monkey + Monkey = Salamander.

  • 09.01.2011 10:42 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauronI approve.

  • 09.01.2011 10:43 PM PDT