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And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.
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Good job. Now prove that two monkeys equals a salamander.
*waits*Monkey = Primate
Primate = Gorilla
Gorilla = Hominid
Hominid = Human
Human = Intelligent
Intelligent = Adjective
Adjective = Small
Monkey = Small
As you should know, Small + Small = Large, which leads us to our next step.
Monkey + Monkey = Large
Large = Salamander.
The Large Salamander is the largest amphibian in the world, so Large obviously equals Salamander.
Thus, Monkey + Monkey = Salamander.