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Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5

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And if I have 30 watermelons and got 20 more, oh God what am I going to do with all these melons.
Posted by: penguin0fdo0m
You didnt show where you got 81/4 from
But anyways if i got 2 sticks, and i get 2 more sticks i have 4 sticks.

  • 09.01.2011 10:44 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.

I should have know The Flood wouldn't understand this. But then again half the flood has not graduated highschool.

  • 09.01.2011 10:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Chalupa King117
And if I have 30 watermelons and got 20 more, oh God what am I going to do with all these melons.
Posted by: penguin0fdo0m
You didnt show where you got 81/4 from
But anyways if i got 2 sticks, and i get 2 more sticks i have 4 sticks.
I'd like to play with your melons.

  • 09.01.2011 10:45 PM PDT

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Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

When you add 8 1/4 to each side, it goes on the outside of the parentheses, and what the hell is up with your parentheses around the equals sign?

  • 09.01.2011 10:45 PM PDT


Posted by: n00b4life95
I should have know The Flood wouldn't understand this. But then again half the flood has not graduated highschool.


Posted by: n00b4life95Lol looks like you haven't either.

  • 09.01.2011 10:46 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Wrong. Humans may be hominids, but hominids aren't always humans. It has to be equal across the board. Is a rectangle equal to a square?

And with that, I bid you farewell.
Wow, you're right! Wait, that could be applied to any of the parts of the equation! And in an obvious way, too!

You're such a genius! My post was completely serious!

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Posted by: n00b4life95
I should have know The Flood wouldn't understand this. But then again half the flood has not graduated highschool.
I'm surprised you still have the audacious facade. Also, you're username suggests you're no older than 16.

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Nothing to see here citizen.


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Posted by: n00b4life95
I should have know The Flood wouldn't understand this. But then again half the flood has not graduated highschool.


Posted by: n00b4life95Lol looks like you haven't either.


Implying that I choose The XBL Account name after Middle School.

  • 09.01.2011 10:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Wrong. Humans may be hominids, but hominids aren't always humans. It has to be equal across the board. Is a rectangle equal to a square?
It's only unidirectional equality, my simple friend.

  • 09.01.2011 10:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: n00b4life95
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5


You add 9/2 to both sides.

I don't see how you just threw out the 9/2

  • 09.01.2011 10:49 PM PDT

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There you again with your unidirectional stuff and other maths I don't know. >: (
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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Wrong. Humans may be hominids, but hominids aren't always humans. It has to be equal across the board. Is a rectangle equal to a square?
It's only unidirectional equality, my simple friend.

  • 09.01.2011 10:49 PM PDT

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  • 09.01.2011 10:52 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: Disambugation
It's only unidirectional equality, my simple friend.
I have a feeling in this situation it wouldn't apply. For instance, when he brings up "intelligent = adjective", you could easily say "adjective = amphibian", but we all know monkeys are not amphibians.
I have a feeling you're not understanding my math.

Monkey = Animal
Animal = Frog
Frog = Amphibian
Monkey = Amphibian

See? A monkey is, indeed, an amphibian.

  • 09.01.2011 10:54 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

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This looks like a job for...
You bastard! You replaced my signal!

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Posted by: n00b4life95
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
HOLD IT!

The left side of the equation actually comes out to -.5!
(Courtroom grumbling)
Judge! I request another day for us to find what REALLY happened in this case.

  • 09.01.2011 10:55 PM PDT


Posted by: n00b4life95
I should have know The Flood wouldn't understand this. But then again half the flood has not graduated highschool.


Were you expecting to get rock hard over people praising you as a new math God? Were you expecting the media to get a hold of this thread and display it internationally?

  • 09.01.2011 10:55 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

To further prove Sauron's logic, here's an example.

Chalupa = Food
Food = Plants
Plants = Flowers
Flowers = Flour

Therefore chalupas are flour.
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: Disambugation
It's only unidirectional equality, my simple friend.
I have a feeling in this situation it wouldn't apply. For instance, when he brings up "intelligent = adjective", you could easily say "adjective = amphibian", but we all know monkeys are not amphibians.
I have a feeling you're not understanding my math.

Monkey = Animal
Animal = Frog
Frog = Amphibian
Monkey = Amphibian

See? A monkey is, indeed, an amphibian.

  • 09.01.2011 10:56 PM PDT

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Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Ric_Adbur
This looks like a job for...
You bastard! You replaced my signal!


Yes. Yes I did. Bask in it's glory, Sauron! BASK IN IT!

  • 09.01.2011 10:57 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Ric_Adbur
This looks like a job for...
You bastard! You replaced my signal!
Yes. Yes I did. Bask in it's glory, Sauron! BASK IN IT!
Its*

  • 09.01.2011 10:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gray F0x
Posted by: n00b4life95
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
HOLD IT!

The left side of the equation actually comes out to -.5!
(Courtroom grumbling)
Judge! I request another day for us to find what REALLY happened in this case.
Heh nice.

  • 09.01.2011 10:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Yes. Yes I did. Bask in it's glory, Sauron! BASK IN IT!
Its*
Owned.

  • 09.01.2011 10:58 PM PDT