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Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians.

On another note, where did you study? Just curious.
Biologists can't even agree on what biology is. Don't believe anything they say.

And here.

  • 09.01.2011 11:20 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron

Fire = Bright
Bright = Light
Light = Fast
Fast = Cars
Cars = Metal
Metal = Cold
Fire = Cold


Close, but I got there in less steps. :)
Fewer*

  • 09.01.2011 11:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

If I say the words "Fire is cold", that doesn't make it fact simply because it's not true.


Fire = Bright
Bright = Light
Light = Wave
Wave = Water
Water = Cold

Therefore, Fire = Cold.
You ever turn the hot water on?


Waves are in the ocean, not in a sink. This is elementary mathematics dude. Seriously.

  • 09.01.2011 11:20 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Light = Fast
Fast = Cars
Cars = Metal
Metal = Cold
Fire = Cold
Not all cars are fast bro.
Subjectivity, bro.
Doesn't make it fact. Merely opinion.
Fact = Noun
Opinion = Noun
Noun = Noun
Fact = Opinion

  • 09.01.2011 11:21 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
It doesn't give you authority, it only says that you've studied mathematics and science to a higher degree than most of us other floodians have. That, and you sure as hell don't have higher authority than the biologists before you who have much higher levels of achievement and have proved that monkeys are mammals and not amphibians.

On another note, where did you study? Just curious.
Biologists can't even agree on what biology is. Don't believe anything they say.

And here.
Ah, very nice. Don't bash on me for being young, but I'm a freshman and am taking algebra 2 as of now, so I was just wondering where I am in the big scheme of things.

Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system


Go for the doctrine

Higher Degree = More Money
More money = Ferrari
Ferrari = Hot Women

[Edited on 09.01.2011 11:29 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 11:29 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
That's the only one out of all of these that is correct.
It's funny because he's wrong.

  • 09.01.2011 11:31 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
That's the only one out of all of these that is correct.
It's funny because he's wrong.


Elaborate.

  • 09.01.2011 11:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

Posted by: n00b4life95

Go for the doctrine

Higher Degree = More Money
More money = Ferrari
Ferrari = Hot Women
That's the only one out of all of these that is correct.


Not necessarily.

Higher Degree = More stress
More stress = Heart attack
Heart attack = Early Death

Also,

Ferrari = Compensation
Compensation = Insecurity
Insecurity = Less Women

[Edited on 09.01.2011 11:35 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 11:33 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Oh, and I plan on majoring in economics, getting a masters in business management, and studying international business law while I'm making my way through the education system
Good luck with that. UW is worth considering, as it's one of the highest rated public universities in the country. Sounds like you have plenty of time to decide where to attend, though.

  • 09.01.2011 11:34 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
That's the only one out of all of these that is correct.
It's funny because he's wrong.
Proofs for the goofs
That's an image, it's not based on mathematics.

  • 09.01.2011 11:34 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Higher degree = More oppertunities
More oppertunities = good jobs
good jobs = more money
more money = fancy cars
fancy cars = gettin all the ladies
Opportunities*

  • 09.01.2011 11:35 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
And neither are animals.
I already went through this.

Mathematics = Science
Biology = Science
Mathematics = Biology

Biology = Study of Life
Animals = Life

Mathematics = Study of Animals

  • 09.01.2011 11:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

Higher degree = More oppertunities
More oppertunities = good jobs
good jobs = more money
more money = fancy cars
fancy cars = gettin all the ladies


As the great mathematician Christopher George Latore Wallace proved:

More Money = More Problems. Not 'Fancy Cars.'

Thus,

Higher degree = More Opportunities
More Opportunities = Good Jobs
Good Jobs = More Money
More Money = More Problems
More Problems = Stress
Stress = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Early Death

Therefore, Higher Degree = Early Death

[Edited on 09.01.2011 11:40 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 11:36 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

To recapitulate, so far we've proven that monkey + monkey = salamander. What's next on the agenda?

  • 09.01.2011 11:36 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Possibly. I live in California, so one of the UC's would be convenient for me, preferably UCLA. But like you said, I have time to decide.
UCLA is also a very good university. Since you live in Cali I'd actually say go there, since tuition is significantly more expensive for out-of-state students.

  • 09.01.2011 11:38 PM PDT