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Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

Posted by: n00b4life95

Go for the doctrine

Higher Degree = More Money
More money = Ferrari
Ferrari = Hot Women
That's the only one out of all of these that is correct.


Not necessarily.

Higher Degree = More stress
More stress = Heart attack
Heart attack = Early Death

Also,

Ferrari = Compensation
Compensation = Insecurity
Insecurity = Less Women


BUT

Ferrari = Feeling like a badass
Feeling like a badass = Confidence

ALTERNATE RESPONCE

This is the new Ferrari, and this is what it does

  • 09.01.2011 11:41 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: n00b4life95
BUT

Ferrari = Feeling like a badass
Feeling like a badass = Confidence

ALTERNATE RESPONCE

This is the new Ferrari, and this is what it does
Response*

  • 09.01.2011 11:43 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Maybe we could properly prove that 2+2=5, unlike the OP.
Lemma a: 1 = 2.

Proof.
Let a = b. Then a^2 = ab, so 2a^2 = a^2 + ab. Then 2a^2 - 2ab = a^2 - ab, which factorizes as 2(a^2 - ab) = (a^2 - ab). Cancellation yields 1 = 2.
QED.


Theorem: 2 + 2 = 5.

Proof. 2 + 2 = 3 + 1. Since 1 = 2 (by lemma a), this implies 2 + 2 = 3 + 2, which sums to 5. Therefore 2 + 2 = 5.
QED.

  • 09.01.2011 11:44 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Posted by: Squiggy
When you add 8 1/4 to each side, it goes on the outside of the parentheses, and what the hell is up with your parentheses around the equals sign?
What I was thinking.

  • 09.01.2011 11:44 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
ehem...
"At the same tine"? What?

  • 09.01.2011 11:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
ehem...
"At the same tine"? What?


Epic fail or pic maker, yet epic win for grammar -blam!-.

  • 09.01.2011 11:47 PM PDT

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You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :(

  • 09.01.2011 11:48 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Ric_Adbur
You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :(
Don't worry, I acknowledged it. I acknowledged it hard.

  • 09.01.2011 11:49 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche


Posted by: Ric_Adbur
You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :(
I don't see it.

  • 09.01.2011 11:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ric_Adbur
You have yet to acknowledge my proof from the previous page. :(
I don't see it.


It's my last post on page 4.

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Don't worry, I acknowledged it. I acknowledged it hard.


Thank you, kind sir. :)

[Edited on 09.01.2011 11:51 PM PDT]

  • 09.01.2011 11:51 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

Higher degree = More oppertunities
More oppertunities = good jobs
good jobs = more money
more money = fancy cars
fancy cars = gettin all the ladies


As the great mathematician Christopher George Latore Wallace proved:

More Money = More Problems. Not 'Fancy Cars.'

Thus,

Higher degree = More Opportunities
More Opportunities = Good Jobs
Good Jobs = More Money
More Money = More Problems
More Problems = Stress
Stress = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Early Death

Therefore, Higher Degree = Early Death


Creating Windows OS = -blam!- load of cash

yet he has not died yet.

  • 09.01.2011 11:51 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

To recapitulate, so far we've proven that monkey + monkey = salamander, 2 + 2 = 5 and higher degree = early death.

What's next on the agenda?

  • 09.01.2011 11:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: n00b4life95

Creating Windows OS = -blam!- load of cash

yet he has not died yet.


There are other parts of the equation in play in that case.

Gates = Nerd
Nerd = Reclusive
Reclusive = Quiet
Quiet = Peace


Peace - Stress = Neutral

  • 09.01.2011 11:54 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg

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Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Maybe we could properly prove that 2+2=5, unlike the OP.
Lemma a: 1 = 2.

Proof.
Let a = b. Then a^2 = ab, so 2a^2 = a^2 + ab. Then 2a^2 - 2ab = a^2 - ab, which factorizes as 2(a^2 - ab) = (a^2 - ab). Cancellation yields 1 = 2.
QED.


Theorem: 2 + 2 = 5.

Proof. 2 + 2 = 3 + 1. Since 1 = 2 (by lemma a), this implies 2 + 2 = 3 + 2, which sums to 5. Therefore 2 + 2 = 5.
QED.
If variable A is zero?


Complicated ain't it?

  • 09.01.2011 11:55 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

I don't think you saw the "QED" at the end.

  • 09.01.2011 11:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: n00b4life95

Creating Windows OS = -blam!- load of cash

yet he has not died yet.


There are other parts of the equation in play in that case.

Gates = Nerd
Nerd = Reclusive
Reclusive = Quiet
Quiet = Peace


Peace - Stress = Neutral


Well Done.

  • 09.01.2011 11:56 PM PDT