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Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5
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Posted by: DrFetusFondler
As I do recall, you were the original person who posted this thread. You posted a supposed explanation to how 2 + 2 could = 5, What did you expect to happen?


Well I didn't expect to get 7 pages and to be up at 5 am right now :/

  • 09.02.2011 1:56 AM PDT

Lamp+Gorilla=Cardboard?

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Posted by: BF117HALO
Lamp+Gorilla=Cardboard?
I would conjecture that lamp + gorilla = monkey. This, obviously, implies that 2(lamp + gorilla) = salamander. Although I am still hashing out the details of a proof.

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Posted by: BF117HALO
Lamp+Gorilla=Cardboard?
I would conjecture that lamp + gorilla = monkey. This, obviously, implies that 2(lamp + gorilla) = salamander. Although I am still hashing out the details of a proof.


You forgot to key in the fact that in order to have salamander you need have at least 2^xmaple leaf. Common mistake

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  • 09.02.2011 2:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: BF117HALO
Lamp+Gorilla=Cardboard?
I would conjecture that lamp + gorilla = monkey. This, obviously, implies that 2(lamp + gorilla) = salamander. Although I am still hashing out the details of a proof.


I think lamp + gorilla = chimp.

PROOF:

As everyone knows lamps emit LIGHT

Now what is a chimp but a LIGHTER (less heavy) version of a gorilla?

  • 09.02.2011 2:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
2+2=fish

Dumbass.


If 2 + 2 = fish then 4 + 4 = Giraffe.


2 fish = giraffe

  • 09.02.2011 2:40 AM PDT

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2+2=4 idiot. Your so dumb if I kicked you in the ass your nose would start bleeding.

  • 09.02.2011 3:58 AM PDT

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  • 09.02.2011 4:20 AM PDT

Very funny

I can still count with my fingers, 2+2 and i can only see 4

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Posted by: n00b4life95
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5

This was calculated in Gaelic BTW.
Your equation is incorrect, please review the one I underlined/bold.

  • 09.02.2011 5:19 AM PDT

2+2=22 you dum hads.

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2+2=22 you dum hads.

2 2's make 22! I WIN!

  • 09.02.2011 5:54 AM PDT

I can prove 2 plus 2 equals 4. *grabs 2 things* I have two. *grabs 2 more* I have four. OMGWTFBBQ

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We learned this at school.

2 zeros + 2 zeros = 5 zeros.

It's true, so 2+2=5 if you think it in that way.

  • 09.02.2011 6:16 AM PDT

yes and 1+1= window

  • 09.02.2011 6:17 AM PDT

Polystyrene+Lightswitch=Didgeridoo?

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Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
2+2=fish

Dumbass.


i love you.. lmao

  • 09.02.2011 6:36 AM PDT

2+2-9/2= -0.5

not 5.

  • 09.02.2011 6:50 AM PDT