Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5
  • Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5
Subject: Proof that 2 + 2 = 5


Posted by: emperor dalek
yes and 1+1= window


Indeed it does.

  • 09.02.2011 6:51 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: IIx luke xIII

Posted by: emperor dalek
yes and 1+1= window


Indeed it does.


True, yes very true.

  • 09.02.2011 6:57 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: spartan7592
2+2=4 idiot. Your so dumb if I kicked you in the ass your nose would start bleeding.


That sentence pretty much makes you look like a 12 year old who has not even done algebra yet.

  • 09.02.2011 6:59 AM PDT

you are missing terms to show your equation.

In the second line you are missing operators to express the equation correctly. You have (9 x (2 + 2) = 36

But before that you have (2 + 2)2 unless that is meant to be an exponent in which case you would use the ^ symbol and you forgot a - symbol in there as well...

Also, 9/2 = 4.5

So 2+2 - 4.5 = -0.5 and not 5.

2 + 2 - 9 / 2 = 4 - 4.5 = -0.5

Your troll math is fail.

  • 09.02.2011 6:59 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: gaurdianAQsclone
you are missing terms to show your equation.

In the second line you are missing operators to express the equation correctly. You have (9 x (2 + 2) = 36

But before that you have (2 + 2)2 unless that is meant to be an exponent in which case you would use the ^ symbol and you forgot a - symbol in there as well...

Also, 9/2 = 4.5

So 2+2 - 4.5 = -0.5 and not 5.

2 + 2 - 9 / 2 = 4 - 4.5 = -0.5

Your troll math is fail.


MFW

OFF TOPIC.

Holy -blam!- my topic is one of the Top Forum Topics.
:

[Edited on 09.02.2011 7:05 AM PDT]

  • 09.02.2011 7:02 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

So much is wrong with your equation I don't even know where to begin. Also your style is terrible and is probably bad enough to make your equations fail.

  • 09.02.2011 7:04 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Apparently, 2+2 = fried chicken, Who knew? I always thought it equaled 4.

  • 09.02.2011 7:06 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: arch4ng13
Apparently, 2+2 = fried chicken, Who knew? I always thought it equaled 4.


noo, 3+3 = Fried chicken
and 3 + 2 = Chicken Wing

  • 09.02.2011 7:07 AM PDT

It's genius! It makes perfect sense!

  • 09.02.2011 7:17 AM PDT

Don't -blam!- with Kerser!

Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
2+2=fish

Dumbass.


Where is the "like" button again?

  • 09.02.2011 7:17 AM PDT


Posted by: IIx luke xIII

Posted by: emperor dalek
yes and 1+1= window


Indeed it does.
i thought 1+1=3

  • 09.02.2011 7:18 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: IIx luke xIII

Posted by: emperor dalek
yes and 1+1= window


Indeed it does.
i thought 1+1=3


no, no, no, 0 + 1 = 3.

  • 09.02.2011 7:49 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.

AND 6 + 6 = 100

  • 09.02.2011 8:23 AM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG


Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Light = Fast
Fast = Cars
Cars = Metal
Metal = Cold
Fire = Cold
Not all cars are fast bro.

Depends on what you are relating it to.

  • 09.02.2011 8:35 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Nothing to see here citizen.


Posted by: Adamcunn

Posted by: Cr4zyd4wg
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Light = Fast
Fast = Cars
Cars = Metal
Metal = Cold
Fire = Cold
Not all cars are fast bro.

Depends on what you are relating it to.

what if you're relating to nothing?

[Edited on 09.03.2011 8:59 AM PDT]

  • 09.03.2011 8:57 AM PDT

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: n00b4life95
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5

This was calculated in Gaelic BTW.

I thought parentheses couldn't go across the = sign.

So now I've either proven you to be BS or my math teacher will one day prove that 2+2 can indeed = 5.

  • 09.04.2011 7:17 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Pay attention in school.

  • 09.04.2011 7:20 PM PDT