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Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

I, and my friend cRiPpL3fIgHt45, are looking for other people to join us in Premium Battle, Invasion, or whatever else seems to be the most logical to involve ourselve in at the time. We are sick of stupid, crappy, teamkilling, AFKing, quitting teammates; and now we want to find other players through the Classifieds. Hergo, I am on the classifieds.

A FEW BASE REQUIREMENTS:
1) A K/D over 1. I realize this might not sound impressive, but most random's I get stuck with have their's significantly below 1. DO NOT POST HERE EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN JOINING IF YOUR K/D IS BELOW 1!

2) Maturity comes with age(Most of the time). I require you to be at least 15 years of age and have the mental capacity to understand things as well as a 15 year old or more. This means if your balls haven't dropped, or if you don't know what they're for, then don't even respond.

3) Skill sets beyond a single weapon. Basically, you need to be able to use a variety of weapons/vehicles on the battlefield. DMR/Needle Rifle are a must. Good Falcon/Banshee pilots would be nice.

4) Teamwork skills. If you're joining us, then be prepared to work with the team. Now, I won't be barking orders at you or anything, but don't complain about every death or assist you get. This makes meh angry.

5) Have a semi-decent sense of humor. If you have no humor, then don't even attempt to join; as I will, in no way, associate myself with you.

That should be all. If there's a question or concern, PM me on Bungie.net. Otherwise, our business is concluded.

Adieu, mes amis.

  • 09.02.2011 4:30 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

^ These guys are legit!

  • 09.02.2011 4:53 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: NUMANUMA585
^ These guys are legit!

Who are 'these' guys? Me and Crip? Well, I'm a homicidal sociopath with a trouble childhood and a fear of napkins, and Crip is... well crippled.

OT: This is no clan. Just a few peoples. And, Numanuma, your approval means the world to me.

  • 09.02.2011 4:55 PM PDT
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Saturday, March 26, 2011. Friday, August 12, 2011. Sunday October 9th 2011. December 28th - 29th, 2011. Thursday, Friday, January 19 - 20th, 2012
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Posted by: AOD Ghost555

Posted by: NUMANUMA585
^ These guys are legit!

Crip is... well crippled.

Is it bad that I chuckled?

  • 09.02.2011 4:59 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: JDZ5
Is it bad that I chuckled?

Yes, cause it means you find people without legs funny. Thus, you are heartless and unworth of continued existance.

  • 09.02.2011 5:00 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.


Posted by: AOD Ghost555

Posted by: JDZ5
Is it bad that I chuckled?

Yes, cause it means you find people without legs funny. Thus, you are heartless and unworth of continued existance.

Anytime man! Anytime! ::Brohugs::

  • 09.02.2011 5:07 PM PDT
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Saturday, March 26, 2011. Friday, August 12, 2011. Sunday October 9th 2011. December 28th - 29th, 2011. Thursday, Friday, January 19 - 20th, 2012
  /l、
゙(゚、 。 7
 l、゙ ~ヽ . . . . . . . About 5 ( Runner S Lx )
 じしf_, )ノ . . . . "The cowboy hats are coming towards the cameras!"

Posted by: AOD Ghost555

Posted by: JDZ5
Is it bad that I chuckled?

Yes, cause it means you find people without legs funny. Thus, you are heartless and unworth of continued existance.

I actually was pointing not to the fact that he's crippled, but rather that you gave him the nickname crip.

[Edited on 09.02.2011 5:10 PM PDT]

  • 09.02.2011 5:09 PM PDT

Hello! I believe I have the skillset you are searching for. While I suppose you'll be the judge in the end, I'd at least like to play a few games with you guys and see how it goes.
1) A K/D over 1. - 1.1, check!

2) Maturity comes with age(Most of the time). I require you to be at least 15 years of age and have the mental capacity to understand things as well as a 15 year old or more. - I am 17.

3) Skill sets beyond a single weapon. Basically, you need to be able to use a variety of weapons/vehicles on the battlefield. DMR/Needle Rifle are a must. Good Falcon/Banshee pilots would be nice.
- Not the greatest piloting flying vehicles, but we can practice if you need me to get better. Check out my reach stats on here and you'll see I'm welly versed with just about every weapon. I am a pro warthog gunner/driver (assuming i have a good gunner or driver to work with) and can work wonders with a wraith.

4) Teamwork skills. If you're joining us, then be prepared to work with the team. Now, I won't be barking orders at you or anything, but don't complain about every death or assist you get. This makes meh angry.- Having played with clans before, I know communication and teamwork. I do get mad at a few deaths, however. Yours to judge if I get mad at to many.

5) Have a semi-decent sense of humor. If you have no humor, then don't even attempt to join; as I will, in no way, associate myself with you.- I'd like to think I do.

So, if you guys don't mind adding me on live sometime so we can play a bit?

  • 09.02.2011 7:48 PM PDT