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Subject: http://www.bungie.net/humans.txt

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

Posted by: Nedus
I love how everyone gets overly-analytical of a simple text file. Seriously, it's a text file, with some sort of lighthearted text from the company written in it.
I guess I fail to see the point.

  • 09.03.2011 10:56 AM PDT

Founder of The Lost Ones

"We are Bungie."

Nuff said?

  • 09.03.2011 11:00 AM PDT

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Halo Waypoint Stats

Our webmaster wears a gorrilla costume.

  • 09.03.2011 11:04 AM PDT

I breathe BR, not kidding homie.

this would be really cool for bungie to have, i just dont know if they'd want to share their secret with everyone that really theyre all a bunch of robots, -and of course they wouldn't be able to accurately depict how much work the webmaster actually puts in, lol.

  • 09.03.2011 11:07 AM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

This is a great idea!
Just write down something about Bungie, maybe the motto, and the names of all the Ninjas and Web Team.

  • 09.03.2011 11:07 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

You wouldn't want to anger The Soul by trying to make it seem like we're on equal footing with him.

  • 09.03.2011 11:26 AM PDT
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I'm watching you Bungie.

ಠ_ಠ

Don't make us kick your ass!

  • 09.03.2011 11:26 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: evilcam
You wouldn't want to anger The Soul by trying to make it seem like we're on equal footing with him.

  • 09.03.2011 11:34 AM PDT
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I cannot believe that flickr has pandas working for them. Is that even legal, I thought the panda was a protected species?

  • 09.03.2011 11:39 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I don't quite understand..... There is a banner that says "developers of really cool stuff". What else would they need? The google one is cut off too.

  • 09.03.2011 11:48 AM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

http://blink.moap.net/humans.txt
I am not a robot!

  • 09.03.2011 11:51 AM PDT
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Halo 2 isn't dead jorge...... its just missing in action.
MnF Elite Force <>Brigadier<>

Brown coat 'till the day I die.
Sheningans!
Wake me...when you need me.


Posted by: Raptorx7
"Developers of really cool stuff"

  • 09.03.2011 12:58 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

I guess it's really not necessary.

  • 09.03.2011 1:16 PM PDT

Happy Ducks Swimming In A Lake.


Posted by: Halo biggest fan
"Bungie.net was spawned by a group of Engineers, snacks, and a drunk gorilla that wears a big yellow Styrofoam hat and a Jet pack. Step seven is in process."

  • 09.03.2011 1:41 PM PDT

He'd have instantly stopped and knelt down, one fist on the ground, hoping to be impervious to the officer's attacks. When this would have failed and he's in the back of the police car, he'd blame his predicament on his friends for not being team players.
Bungie's new game: Particle

The developers of Gnop!

  • 09.03.2011 2:01 PM PDT

Tom Achronos
Bungie.net Overlord
twitter: http://twitter.com/Achronos

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."

Up until very recently, bungie.net had the following in the HTTP headers it sent on every request:

"X-Blam: Frogblast the ventcore."

As bungie.net is the sum of lots of different people's work (not just the web/server team, but the rest of bungie.net too), I think "Frogblast the ventcore" is by far the most appropriate text for something of this nature.

Maybe if I remember for the next big update to bnet, I'll put it in. But not right now.

  • 09.03.2011 4:16 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

I see humans.txt easily becoming something very near the level of meta tags in the next several years, so it would be pretty awesome if you did. Though to be honest, it needs a better moniker than "humans" like simply the company name.

[Edited on 09.03.2011 4:24 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2011 4:22 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

i like the idea but i think bungie could put something more than a line thanking people it would have to be more epic.

  • 09.03.2011 4:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Big Black Bear
What are we supposed to be discussing here?


"Nothing in the 'Verse can stop me."

Those are mildy amusing.

  • 09.03.2011 5:20 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

Did anyone forget that the disembodied soul isn't a human? It's a merely a soul itself.

  • 09.03.2011 5:29 PM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

Yes, but how will we ever know if the Bungie team are human without such a text?
Posted by: Nedus
I love how everyone gets overly-analytical of a simple text file. Seriously, it's a text file, with some sort of lighthearted text from the company written in it.

  • 09.03.2011 6:06 PM PDT

Bungie has the best community!

Join the Bungie kids Podcast group. If you enjoy the bungie.net community, please join our group.

6/21/2011?

I don't get it. So it is just a site saying we are not robots, We are real people?

  • 09.03.2011 7:11 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: Achronos
Up until very recently, bungie.net had the following in the HTTP headers it sent on every request:

"X-Blam: Frogblast the ventcore."

As bungie.net is the sum of lots of different people's work (not just the web/server team, but the rest of bungie.net too), I think "Frogblast the ventcore" is by far the most appropriate text for something of this nature.

Maybe if I remember for the next big update to bnet, I'll put it in. But not right now.


Question: What does Frogblast the ventcore mean? Is it something that has to do with the level "The Maw" from Halo: CE?


[Edited on 09.03.2011 8:38 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2011 8:38 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Funny thing about that; I believe the PoA fusion reactor scene from CE is actually a reference to the term itself, which was first used during the Marathon series.
Posted by: lime013
Question: What does Frogblast the ventcore mean? Is it something that has to do with the level "The Maw" from Halo: CE?

  • 09.03.2011 8:49 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

"Frog blast the vent core!" Came from one of Bungie's original titles, Marathon. It would be shouted by one of the NPCs an assimilated BOB which run into you and explode. It's one of very limited hints you have in order to tell them apart from normal BOBs.
Posted by: lime013

Posted by: Achronos
Up until very recently, bungie.net had the following in the HTTP headers it sent on every request:

"X-Blam: Frogblast the ventcore."

As bungie.net is the sum of lots of different people's work (not just the web/server team, but the rest of bungie.net too), I think "Frogblast the ventcore" is by far the most appropriate text for something of this nature.

Maybe if I remember for the next big update to bnet, I'll put it in. But not right now.


Question: What does Frogblast the ventcore mean? Is it something that has to do with the level "The Maw" from Halo: CE?

  • 09.03.2011 8:51 PM PDT

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