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Subject: Since cRiPpL3fIgHt45 sucks at making threads....

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

I thought I'd try to find some people:

I, and my friend cRiPpL3fIgHt45, are looking for other people to join us in Premium Battle, Invasion, or whatever else seems to be the most logical to involve ourselve in at the time. We are sick of stupid, crappy, teamkilling, AFKing, quitting teammates; and now we want to find other players through the Classifieds. Hergo, I am on the classifieds.

A FEW BASE REQUIREMENTS:
1) A K/D over 1. I realize this might not sound impressive, but most random's I get stuck with have their's significantly below 1. DO NOT POST HERE EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN JOINING IF YOUR K/D IS BELOW 1! Prefered K/D is 1.5 or above, but you will still be considered if it is lower.

2) Maturity comes with age(Most of the time). I require you to be at least 15 years of age and have the mental capacity to understand things as well as a 15 year old or more. This means if your balls haven't dropped, or if you don't know what they're for, then don't even respond.

3) Skill sets beyond a single weapon. Basically, you need to be able to use a variety of weapons/vehicles on the battlefield. DMR/Needle Rifle are a must. Good Falcon/Banshee pilots would be nice.

4) Teamwork skills. If you're joining us, then be prepared to work with the team. Now, I won't be barking orders at you or anything, but don't complain about every death or assist you get. This makes meh angry.

5) Have a semi-decent sense of humor. If you have no humor, then don't even attempt to join; as I will, in no way, associate myself with you.

That should be all. If there's a question or concern, PM me on Bungie.net. Otherwise, our business is concluded until our next meeting.

Adieu, mes amis.

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

  • 09.03.2011 10:23 AM PDT

..And I'm gonna round my f.ucks given up to 0.

were you just helping him out or are you just sick of his fail posts?

  • 09.03.2011 10:37 AM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: static leet
were you just helping him out or are you just sick of his fail posts?

Sick of them. I told him that I would post the next one, and he said alright. Then, he tells me that he already posted one. So, in my head I'm saying "-blam!- no, -blam!-. You ruin it every time." Then I came on here and posted this one which I think is much better.

  • 09.03.2011 10:40 AM PDT

..And I'm gonna round my f.ucks given up to 0.

XD
he agrees to you making the next one then makes yet another one? lol wow

  • 09.03.2011 10:42 AM PDT

Stupidity is like an infection, it'll spread if left unintended.

The weak always coward to the strong for protection.

Respect is earned through blood therefore I respect almost no one. I'm in the US Army Infantry http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1024858985167&set= a.1024857945141.2004154.1336028136&type=1

haha

  • 09.03.2011 10:47 AM PDT

I love you

-blam!- you all. :( screw you guys im going home

  • 09.03.2011 11:11 AM PDT

Stupidity is like an infection, it'll spread if left unintended.

The weak always coward to the strong for protection.

Respect is earned through blood therefore I respect almost no one. I'm in the US Army Infantry http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1024858985167&set= a.1024857945141.2004154.1336028136&type=1

I doubt that cartman

  • 09.03.2011 5:12 PM PDT