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hahaha April Fools! right?

  • 04.01.2006 5:45 PM PDT

Strike with great vengeance

-The "Omnipotent" Sean Connery

I absolutely love April Fool's updates. Time spent so well.

April Fools...

  • 04.01.2006 6:09 PM PDT
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Nice Update/april fool*









*If the NP is PAS, then IM helza pis-ed

  • 04.01.2006 6:15 PM PDT
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Pimps @ Sea had better be a joke. Although, it looks kinda funny, like a BAD soap opera.
If somebody really made a screen shot of "P@S" for the update, then that person has WAAAY tooooo much time. give them something real to do.

  • 04.01.2006 6:20 PM PDT
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what's the deal with the release date for halo 3 that game stop has inquiring minds really need to know

  • 04.01.2006 6:29 PM PDT
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godd when are u going to tell us some valuable information about halo 3??? Are you even making it and is this a kind of scam??? -blam!- what kind of an update is this??? And are you ever going to do anything about the cheaters can you just take the new maps off matchmaking because they can only mod in new maps!!!!!

  • 04.01.2006 6:37 PM PDT

Away from XBOX LIVE until both Doom 4 and Bungie's new game are released. The Flood will consume you.

Awsome, thats why we love you Bungie... so much.

I cant wait to play Pimps at See, and it even looks better than Halo 2! This is a game for the 360.

Note: All text besides "we love you Bungie... so much" was completely false and should never be read twice as it may cause severe brain damage.

  • 04.01.2006 6:51 PM PDT

Pimps at Sea. w00t!

  • 04.01.2006 7:27 PM PDT

This isn't funny.
I'm sick of Bungie and I'm sick of the whole halo 3 crap.

I won't be back here for a while.
Hey Bungie, right here dude.

..|..

  • 04.01.2006 8:03 PM PDT
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Thanks For The Update Frankie. PIMPS AT SEA woohoo!!

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 8:20 PM PDT
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nice april fools joke, id buy PAS if it had better graphics.
mabey it could be a online internet game. that would be cool.

  • 04.01.2006 8:36 PM PDT
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Wow, this really sucks...I was kinda gettin my hopes up for halo 3,(if you stopped the whole "James Bond: Goldeneye, run-and-gun crap)but no, you had to tell us that your "big project" is just pimps at sea. That doesn't even sound cool! that just sounds like an XBOX LIVE Arcade game here to waste our time in between new releases. It doesn't even deserve to TOUCH a Microsoft product! Any piece of hardware or bit of software that contains anything about pimps at sea should go to the exact same place that E.T. for Atari went, in a dump in some random place that no one cares about! UP YOURS YOU HOMO53XUA1 PEOPLE YOU!

P.S.: for the 2 or 3 of you that do not apply to that last statement...L35BIANS!

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 8:46 PM PDT
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WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 9:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: ll JAY ll
WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!



One year and a couple Months you Noob

  • 04.01.2006 9:24 PM PDT
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What a bunch of crap... It's actually kind of a turn off to a reader who actually wants to know something. However, since by Bungie's record with Halo 1 and 2, you know what you're doing. I'll just be grinding my teeth through each and every update, attempting to glean something worthwhile in between the bad jokes.

  • 04.01.2006 9:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: fullmetaledge
Posted by: ll JAY ll
WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!



One year and a couple Months you Noob


Calls me a what ? !!! fight me !!! oh and yea i dont pay attention to years but i swear its been 2 and by fight i mean not in halo 2, for real what now !! ohhhh pwned !!!! umm oh yea didnt bunige say that you arent allowed to call people a noob, im gonna have to read those rules again jsut to make shure.

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 9:47 PM PDT

Posted by: CrysticKnight
sorry 2 burst ur bubble, but the forerunnners were the ancient race that died out when they activated the rings the sentinals are the flying things.

yeah

  • 04.01.2006 10:21 PM PDT
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Okay so the Pimps at Sea was a funny joke...But That actually sounds fun, I want to play that now. And figure out how to put spinners on a boat.

  • 04.01.2006 10:33 PM PDT
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god, I still cant get over at how gulable and stupid most of you kids are......

I mean, liek said before, they used pimps at sea allready as an april fools... they are reruning an april fools joke, how sad....

And the scirpt... duh..

But the mear fact that you damn kids over and over everywhere "when halo 3 coming out, bring halo 3 out, oh my god I have to know when halo 3 is comign out"....
Have saome damn patience... jees..

you begged and beeged for halo 2 to come out right away and look what happened to it... It turned out rushed, crappy and half the stuff promised wasnt there because you wanted it NOW.....
When therer is news on HALo 3, then Im sure bungie will let you know..

you do relaize begging for info makes them know how much in control of you they really are and they can toy with you in anyway they see fit...
so, go ahead.. continue letting your lives be based on how good at a video game you are while talking you trash over the internet..

All halo 3 is going to do is make xbox live on the 360 a horrible place just like halo 2 on regular xbox. filled with mindless little disrespectfuly children who probly wont live to see 18 because they talk so much trash to peopel they dont know.

  • 04.01.2006 10:53 PM PDT
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QUOTE:Posted: 4/1/2006 9:47 PM

Posted by: fullmetaledge
Posted by: ll JAY ll
WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!



One year and a couple Months you Noob


Calls me a what ? !!! fight me !!! oh and yea i dont pay attention to years but i swear its been 2 and by fight i mean not in halo 2, for real what now !! ohhhh pwned !!!! umm oh yea didnt bunige say that you arent allowed to call people a noob, im gonna have to read those rules again jsut to make shure.
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I swear, this proves my point. you stupid kids will fight abouit anythign as long as it makes you feel like a bad ass without actully having to do anything.

Ou, been fighting for 2 years.... give me a break..
thats liek the kiod I had on my space threatening me saying he was a kickboxer... he was only 15, saying he was gonna come to my house and beat me and my wife and 2 year old son..
sent me pics of himself wioth glover and all that.. then I exanmine the pics to find out that he photoshopped his head over some guy who wona n awrd for kickboxing. he was spansih, but had black legs????

  • 04.01.2006 10:57 PM PDT
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You know, Bungie if you really want to make a good April Fools joke try looking at Blizzard. They have about 4 running gags right now that have people crapping their pants in anger and mistrust. Burgercraft anyone? Oh and how bout that new race choice for World of Warcraft. And what about World of Starcraft, the new MMO based on the Starcraft universe?

  • 04.01.2006 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: ll JAY ll
Posted by: fullmetaledge
Posted by: ll JAY ll
WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!



One year and a couple Months you Noob


Calls me a what ? !!! fight me !!! oh and yea i dont pay attention to years but i swear its been 2 and by fight i mean not in halo 2, for real what now !! ohhhh pwned !!!! umm oh yea didnt bunige say that you arent allowed to call people a noob, im gonna have to read those rules again jsut to make shure.


YEAH you better read thoses rules You nub LOL

And while your at it read the halo guide HAHAH Not that it will help you.

Your funny And by funny I dont mean Joke funny or look funny you figure out the rest HEHEHE.


PS learn how to spell

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 11:50 PM PDT

I love the update. Funny as heck.

  • 04.02.2006 1:07 AM PDT
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i was just checking out some boards about halo3, and i came here to see what you guys been up to lately. that Vol.2 clip gimme chills =). i like it. so when you gonna give me halo3? me love you long time you gimme halo3 this year. plz plz plz. long time. promise. i make sure you all get "nice lady" if you give me halo3 when PS3 comes out. If you guys do it in the next month ill buy 10 of em i swear. copies of the game, not "nice ladies", 10 copies of the game. but yeah. how can you refuse dumpy? dumpy loves you! i would bear your children if i had a uterus. then i would pop out little bungies. we'd buy a house in the suburbs. I'd develop a drinking habit and traumatize our children, you'd start "working late" at the office with your younger, more attractive secretary. one night i would stop by to suprise you and catch you in the act. we'd get a divorce. i'd keep the house, you would get the porsche. our kids would hate us and drop out of school to sell drugs. How could you let that happen!!! you have to put out halo3 now!!! think of our children!!!

-Hugs and Kisses-
Dumpy

  • 04.02.2006 1:15 AM PDT
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yes crypy, that post was just to piss you off. Its easy to put people down on a message board isnt it? makes you feel like a real man right? calling people kids and talking down to them? i bet you are very self satisfied hmm? lmao ppl lighten up! if there is anyone we can all agree to put down its the modders and haxzors that make halo no fun anymore. besides, im a level 52 in team training so >:P

  • 04.02.2006 1:21 AM PDT