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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update
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crypy, when you respond to me i want you to make sure to be as arrogant as possible and refer to me as a child at least twice per sentance. anything else would be an insult. looking forward to being entertained by your self righteous banter soon!

-forever yours-
Dumpy

  • 04.02.2006 1:27 AM PDT
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and BTW bungie. im on to you. you guys are sneaky, but im sneakier. and i know. i figured it out. but dont worry, your secret is safe with me. but i do know. cuz im no dummy, im dumpy. and dumpy knows. what do i know? well, if i told you here then id have to tell everyone, and you dont want everyone to know. you just want dumpy to know. cuz you can trust dumpy. dumpy is your friend. but i will type it in code here :

mHnAbLvOc3xIzSkAjLhRgEfAsDaYpFoIuNyItSrHwEqD

and i swear that is not gibberish, the secret is in there. im practically yelling it out.
hehehehehehe

  • 04.02.2006 1:38 AM PDT
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P.S. I love tacos

  • 04.02.2006 1:45 AM PDT
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OMG OMG OMG, HOLY CRAP A SNIPPET OF MY FAVORITE SONG FROM HALO 2!!!! I MUST BUY THIS TRACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST MUST MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE GAME AND ITS NICE TO HEAR IT SOUNDING 3 TIMES AS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO EXCELLENT JOB MARTY!!!

  • 04.02.2006 3:27 AM PDT
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SCRATCH THAT...MAKE IT 8477643650734657365 TIMES BETTER!!!!

  • 04.02.2006 3:29 AM PDT
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One last thing, I think my heart skipped a jump when I heard it play this song.

  • 04.02.2006 3:33 AM PDT

No Elites in Halo 3: ODST = FAIL

LMAO! So Bungie is officially taking the piss out of those who thought that their next project was the mighty "Pimps at Sea". I'm sure their own team that naturally pay a fleeting or regular visit to Bungie.net forums are astounded by how gullible many of you are with reference to Bungies "Next Project". The truth has all but been announced years ago and is as obvious today as it was when Cortona muttered her first traitorous words at the end of Halo2 (Ohhh I'd Pimp slap that hoe good!).

But saying that... the whole protesting that the next Halo title is Bungie's next project is getting really old. I'm sure that those among you with a brain that are capable of thinking for themselves don't need me pointing out the "The Obvious" but hi that wasn't my point for posting this. I'm just glad to see that Bungie is finally starting to dispel the rumours and possible theories one by one (In this case Pimps at Sea) and so pointing to their long awaited Halo 3 announcement being close at hand.... can't wait till E3 eh? :)

  • 04.02.2006 6:20 AM PDT
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This update makes me cry.

  • 04.02.2006 7:11 AM PDT

"You ever wonder what's up there"
"Like what"
"Maybe someone up there was wondering what it's like here"
"I guess, do you think will ever meet them"
"I hope so, don't you...?"

- The proof there's intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't visited Earth.

Join the Sangheili Empire, the last of the surviving Sangheili...

When are you guys going to say this was an APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!!

  • 04.02.2006 7:29 AM PDT
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HAHAHA April fools right?

  • 04.02.2006 7:47 AM PDT
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so.....is there a "Pimpin Pistol" or what? (No more Head-Shots, now we get "Bling-Shots!?)
Instead of explosive tip Bullets, they could be Gold and Silver tipped all pimped out like.
Also, being that its a pimpin hoe game, are there any "money" shots?... i dont expect the children to understand that.

  • 04.02.2006 8:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Shishka
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OMG, its De_Snake! I thought you were banned, oh well. Anyways, Bungie could have done a better job with the joke. The crappy shots and bogus achievement pages were just too awful. I have been saying it for months, HALO 3 IS COMING! Nice try Bungie, but it just isn't good enough. Instead of tricking people you assured them that Halo 3 is coming. Pimps at Sea, Hah!
I will just sit back and wait for Halo 3.

  • 04.02.2006 9:38 AM PDT
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i like how u say itunes you can't do a download link. but you do know know oe weld the tremendous power of linking to the itunes store do you. it is possiable muahahahahahahaha!!!! yaaa u can but its a -blam!- so i hear dont worry about it us lazy link clickers may have to search out this soundtrack.damn you...

  • 04.02.2006 10:13 AM PDT
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That ten second bit actually sounded really really really good. I'm lookin forward to it!

  • 04.02.2006 10:14 AM PDT
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So...there isn't a Pimps at Sea game...
=( I was actually looking forward to it...
XD

  • 04.02.2006 10:14 AM PDT
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I was a little disappointed with the April Fool's joke this year. I was looking forward to it after last year's -- I probably wasted 3 or 4 hours trying to kill 10 people with a single sniper bullet and all the other crap you posted. That was a great April Fool's joke. The best part was you took it off after April 1st and never said another word about it.

  • 04.02.2006 10:25 AM PDT
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I have returned from the Untamed Lands. MOAP is dead.

I have a message to Bungie.

  • 04.02.2006 10:59 AM PDT
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Good.
I am not part of the 10% of people who got owned. I was part of the 30% of people who were confused.
That was the smallest and most uninformative update i have ever seen. even more uninformative than the P@S update.

  • 04.02.2006 11:21 AM PDT

"You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
"Sir, finishing this fight."
FInish the Fight: 9/25/2007

Well, we all knew that pimps at sea was hoax but it was cool to see how they integrated the "achievments" to lead you to believe it. But still Halo was the best game ever made, Halo 2 was better, and I am sure Halo 3 will be the best. I can't wait for the soundtrack and i can't wait for the book, the movie, and the game. I am a Halo freak (yes I have halo 2 posters in my room (about 6))

  • 04.02.2006 11:40 AM PDT

Posted by: EL
I have a message to Bungie.


is that the official halo announcer?

  • 04.02.2006 11:54 AM PDT
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WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!



One year and a couple Months you Noob


Calls me a what ? !!! fight me !!! oh and yea i dont pay attention to years but i swear its been 2 and by fight i mean not in halo 2, for real what now !! ohhhh pwned !!!! umm oh yea didnt bunige say that you arent allowed to call people a noob, im gonna have to read those rules again jsut to make shure.


YEAH you better read thoses rules You nub LOL

And while your at it read the halo guide HAHAH Not that it will help you.

Your funny And by funny I dont mean Joke funny or look funny you figure out the rest HEHEHE.


PS learn how to spell



oooh arnt u kool u kan make a joke that evryone else haz seen and herd b4 wow big man arnt u i bet u could kik all of are a55es cudn't u? ur jokes suk! and i kan smel u thru the internet u smely peice of cow dung do the world a favor and take a shower at least once a year and then learn that not everyone cares about spelling correctly on the internet. I bet I just pi55ed you off just now by deliberately spelling everything wrong didn't I? HAHAHAHA! get a life!

  • 04.02.2006 12:13 PM PDT

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Personally, I think this was 'teh best update evar!' And just to spite everyone who now hates Bungie, i am going to buy their next game (which is NOT P@S btw) to keep them in business. Huzzah!!

  • 04.02.2006 12:29 PM PDT

"You ever wonder what's up there"
"Like what"
"Maybe someone up there was wondering what it's like here"
"I guess, do you think will ever meet them"
"I hope so, don't you...?"

- The proof there's intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't visited Earth.

Join the Sangheili Empire, the last of the surviving Sangheili...

LOL nice April fools joke Frankie I thought you were serious about Pimps at Sea for a moment. I like Bungie now.

[Edited on 4/2/2006]

  • 04.02.2006 12:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: EL
I have a [url=http://media.putfile.com/turn_down_the_suck]message[/url ] to Bungie.


is that the official halo announcer?
Yes. It was from last year's April Fool's. Which I actually believed for months.

  • 04.02.2006 12:38 PM PDT
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Ha! You needed more 3-d shots to fool us... Although I like how you 'updated the update'... TEH APRIL FOOLS! My doctor gave tried to make me swallow a suppository for my april fools joke...

  • 04.02.2006 12:57 PM PDT