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The American Heritage Dictionary defines a fool as :
"One who has been tricked or made to appear ridiculous; a dupe"
"One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding"
It's quite a sad state of affairs when we discover that so many people are so foolish as to belive such an obvious prank
It's also quite a sad state of affairs when we discover that there are so many people who get so worked up and upset when they've discoverd they've been made fools of. What are they mad about, the fact that it's a joke, or that they bit down hard on it?
Bungie will release info about their next project when they're good and ready. And the rabid fanboys will continue to check every week until then, cursing out Bungie and Microsoft the whole time, until they see the project and then sing their praises.

The American Education System is sadly lacking!!!

[Edited on 4/3/2006]

  • 04.03.2006 8:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: ReignofJerm
The American Heritage Dictionary defines a fool as :
"One who has been tricked or made to appear ridiculous; a dupe"
"One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding"
It's quite a sad state of affairs when we discover that so many people are so foolish as to belive such an obvious prank
It's also quite a sad state of affairs when we discover that there are so many people who get so worked up and upset when they've discoverd they've been made fools of. What are they mad about, the fact that it's a joke, or that they bit down hard on it?
Bungie will release info about their next project when they're good and ready. And the rabid fanboys will continue to check every week until then, cursing out Bungie and Microsoft the whole time, until they see the project and then sing their praises.

The American Education System is sadly lacking!!!


Shut up (pronounced shud' up)

  • 04.03.2006 8:32 AM PDT
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I still can't beleive all the work they put into the April fools update(Screenshots, ect).
Though I enjoyed it.

  • 04.03.2006 10:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: Crucio
I still can't beleive all the work they put into the April fools update(Screenshots, ect).
Though I enjoyed it.


ENJOYED IT??? i hated it, wasent funny

  • 04.03.2006 10:17 AM PDT
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Some people obviously have no sense of humor.

  • 04.03.2006 11:30 AM PDT
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I thought pimps at sea was a ruse to give hints about halo 3 but didnt check closely so i'm not sure. Anyway they took it off so unless you know someone who copied it you won't see it for a while.

And btw bungie will work on halo 3 until the last possible minute tweaking it, so its definitly not done, even if they are waiting for ps3 theres always time to tweak a few things here and there (or more major things). It only takes a few weeks to print out and distribute the game if mircosoft wants to. AND Frankie donesn't directly produce halo 3 so he has som extra time to make up a joke about pimps at sea (or at least have something to do with it if he didnt make it up)

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  • 04.03.2006 12:05 PM PDT

I think therefore I am.

I still so want that game, it was badass!!!

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WTFZORZ i was actually expecting bungie to shed a little light on there next project but no since its april fools day bungie and there childish yet amusing minds had to put some -BLAM- up for us to waste are times reading. Alternativly they could of not done a update and freaking finish the dam thing there working ( not pimps at sea, that game looks like the graphics of tibia and amazingness of runescape combined) on. Its been over 2 years now since halo 2 has came out and umm how long did it take to make that game around 2 years what do ya know. soo im guessing that there "next project is done and there just screwing around now.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!



One year and a couple Months you Noob


Calls me a what ? !!! fight me !!! oh and yea i dont pay attention to years but i swear its been 2 and by fight i mean not in halo 2, for real what now !! ohhhh pwned !!!! umm oh yea didnt bunige say that you arent allowed to call people a noob, im gonna have to read those rules again jsut to make shure.


YEAH you better read thoses rules You nub LOL

And while your at it read the halo guide HAHAH Not that it will help you.

Your funny And by funny I dont mean Joke funny or look funny you figure out the rest HEHEHE.


PS learn how to spell



oooh arnt u kool u kan make a joke that evryone else haz seen and herd b4 wow big man arnt u i bet u could kik all of are a55es cudn't u? ur jokes suk! and i kan smel u thru the internet u smely peice of cow dung do the world a favor and take a shower at least once a year and then learn that not everyone cares about spelling correctly on the internet. I bet I just pi55ed you off just now by deliberately spelling everything wrong didn't I? HAHAHAHA! get a life!




wow, so this is what happens when u put 5 retards in one spot...........



yeah, pretty much

  • 04.03.2006 1:13 PM PDT
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That was one of THE best April fools jokes in a long time!!!! hahaha....almost as good as mine=) I can't believe people actually fell for that one!!!!!! lol

  • 04.03.2006 2:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: SP058
That was one of THE best April fools jokes in a long time!!!! hahaha....almost as good as mine=) I can't believe people actually fell for that one!!!!!! lol

Yeah gr8 april fools fools bungie..........you had us all fooled there you know.............;) Yeah right

  • 04.03.2006 2:46 PM PDT

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I like Marty's audio clip on the update. I can't wait for the soundtrack to come out.

  • 04.03.2006 3:14 PM PDT
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kinda short

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Awsome clip, they added piano. Im definatly buying it when it comes out.

Ive heard of pimps at sea, but what exactly is it??

  • 04.03.2006 3:44 PM PDT

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Cool update keep em coming and thanks to who ever made that recent up date to the 360 mikes because i couldnt stand it any more i thought my mike was busted !

  • 04.03.2006 4:21 PM PDT

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  • 04.03.2006 4:43 PM PDT
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So, ummmm...........March 2007 Bungie?

  • 04.03.2006 7:35 PM PDT

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pimps at sea would be a cool game. im being honest. is it so wrong that i would actually be excited to dress up my very own pimp pirate?

  • 04.03.2006 10:40 PM PDT
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Frankie, we know you guys must be working hard over there, but how soon will we see evidence of the law enforcement in matchmaking. If it's 2 weeks, I'll wait to play 2 weeks (or at least I'll try), a month, next year, whenever. I hopped on to play a couple rounds with a friend of mine in Texas (I live in PA), it's the only time a bunch of us get to chat and we love to play Halo. Three times in a row we faced cheaters. Two of those were just spawn killing mods. The other was some punk who had host, and'd standbye as soon as we'd get close to tieing their team. It's just getting unreal. I faced cheaters earlier today and yesterday too. Everyone just does whatever they want, it's anarchy. Why shouldn't we all start bridging to avoid getting modded. Or to actually win a round ourselves (not that I advocate cheating, I'll suicide in slayer if I know the teammates I got matched with are cheating). Is this fun? To want to enjoy a game of Halo but we sit with our ears against our xbox's to hear if it's loading a new map that we could be modded on, and try to back out quick enough? We report and we report, we send emails to h2cheats@microsoft.com, I have them on my hotmail "favorite contacts". I hope they're familiar over there by now with the Judge Dredd Cheat Report. Someone's gotta take a stand to these scum that just ruin the game for everyone else. Could one truly invite a friend to go out and buy a subscription to xbox live, just to be annoyed every other game by the time they get into level 30s. I've played a lot of games of Team Slayer (nearing 2000) and it's constant, what can we do further as a community, please comfort us with details of what you guys are doing, let us know we're not alone in this struggle. We need the bungie angel of death to come down on these bas-tards.

Thank you,
Discomfitter

p.s. please acknowledge you got this somehow, and that it's not just a needle in the haystack of mail, thank you. I know you guys are busy, but it's just getting sad at the frequency of these incidents, in more than just slayer. Skirmish, Double Team, 6on6, everywhere.

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Posted by: True
So, ummmm...........March 2007 Bungie?

Answear the guy!!! Its eaiser to tell us all (your fans AND customers) what your next project is and how its coming along.What stage for example.

  • 04.04.2006 6:38 AM PDT
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I don't know if i'm the only one but what are you guys talking about. there is nothing on the update about an image. i didn't get the april fools joke.i just checked today maybe it's because of that.

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Posted by: mR ChuFly
I don't know if i'm the only one but what are you guys talking about. there is nothing on the update about an image. i didn't get the april fools joke.i just checked today maybe it's because of that.


Yeah you needed to see it on april 1st.There was a ''screenshot'' of ''pimps at sea.''

  • 04.04.2006 9:16 AM PDT
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Wow Marty, from one musician to another... Your awesome. Believe it or not my bands going in that direction with music, we are talking what we can out of the Tool type rock music and throwing cello and piano and synthetic beats in it. Do you use drumagog?* pardon the spelling, and do you use pro tools or qbase, or are you using all the crazy good old stuff and going tape on this album? The last album sounded really compressed and that new sample u gave us didn’t; it was Awesome I'm getting it! :)

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Posted by: Connor098
Posted by: True
So, ummmm...........March 2007 Bungie?

Answear the guy!!! Its eaiser to tell us all (your fans AND customers) what your next project is and how its coming along.What stage for example.


It's not really up to Bungie. Microsoft as a few first party titles for the 360 that they would the public to focus their attention on.
If they give word that Halo 3 will be released on September 12 (random date), then almost everyone in the xbox community would be looking forward to that release, instead of focusing on the current titles that comming out between now and then. This would hurt overall revenue.
Remember something about business. It's always all about $$$

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Posted by: V1per
It's always all about $$$


Well, to Microsoft at least. My dad worked there, so I know first-hand.

[Edited on 4/4/2006]

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Posted by: DDRmaster
Posted by: V1per
It's always all about $$$


Well, to Microsoft at least. My dad worked there, so I know first-hand.


ooooh your dad worked there wow! arent you cool! so what? your dad worked at microsoft so now you think you know everything about it? that's like saying you know everything about cars because your dad is a mechanic its people like you that makes the hamster population go down, because every time you say something like that, a hamster dies of testicular cancer.

  • 04.05.2006 12:58 PM PDT