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please bring back the fun weekly what's update, you know with questions from noobs.

  • 03.31.2006 5:36 PM PDT

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -Aristotle

It never fails, every year people make a fool out of themselves becuase of your annual April fool's Joke :)

  • 03.31.2006 5:37 PM PDT
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I cant wait to buy Pimps at Sea!

  • 03.31.2006 5:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Johnrap
"Something about Bungie's next project. Something big."

Is this it? Or did I just embarass myself?


Actually this pic was used on the 07/22/05, 06/10/05 and 02/24/05 updates. Click the Previous Stories button on the main page for older major news.

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  • 03.31.2006 5:38 PM PDT
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You better be joking about the next project...

  • 03.31.2006 5:40 PM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
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I laughed so hard reading that movie script that I squirted some tears of frivolity. That was truly hilarious.

How does Noguchi contain his angry encumbrance in front of the camera? I'm convinced that he must have special powers since he seems like such a pleasant guy in every picture he's in. :)

  • 03.31.2006 5:40 PM PDT

It's like looking through a microscope at a cell culture and seeing a thousand dancing hamsters!

LOL!

If Bungie actually made Pimps at Sea, I would defentley buy it.

  • 03.31.2006 5:40 PM PDT
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STFU LOSER

  • 03.31.2006 5:40 PM PDT

Get Marathon Here
Get Marathon 2 and Infinity Here

Posted by: Gost Flamed
Those are not the best graphics at all and it doseint look like i would give frankie and them much respect after they pullled this off there probally going to have another update tommawor saying April fools and there going to end up getting everyone mad they already got me mad.


What? Do you have any idea how long P@S has been in the works? This game is going to put every RPG to shame, I mean come on, just look at the Achivements list!

And what do you mean the graphics suck? You must be blind dude, and sad, this update made you "mad"? Looks like somone needs a -blam!-slap.

  • 03.31.2006 5:42 PM PDT

Dirt hurts

That game is going to look so sweet on my HDTV ...*LOL*...

  • 03.31.2006 5:42 PM PDT
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What crap! Wheres the action?!?! I don't want to be "slapping some ho's". BS.. some dissapointment... Keeping a secret like this... -.-

  • 03.31.2006 5:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gost Flamed
Those are not the best graphics at all


If they aren't does it really matter? Gamepley is much more important, and Pimps At Sea is going to have the best gameplay ever.

  • 03.31.2006 5:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Frankie

If only everyone were as skilled as you, we wouldn’t need to dedicate so many resources as we do to stopping cheaters. Players that can sense when their opponent is reaching for the standby button and can then kill them to dust is the wave of the future.

I vote april fools. it would be too suspicous to post that on april first.

  • 03.31.2006 5:46 PM PDT
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Sweeet! Now i have to run out and get a 360! I was anticipating Halo 3, But now that i see those screenshots i completely forgot about Halo 3.
BTW, The Halo movie is gonna be sweet. Freddie Prinze Jr. and Ryan Seacrest are a match long overdue on the big screen and them with Halo is gonna be the greatest thing ever!
Does anyone else smell an Oscar...?

  • 03.31.2006 5:46 PM PDT
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PIMPS AT SEA Will be the pwnage I tell thee and thee's GRANDFATHER 1337 Fo sho. The graphics are a personal highlight of mine.

  • 03.31.2006 5:48 PM PDT
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I have one question for you guys at bungie. Do you guys have the 'Havok' engine integrated throught the game so we can see those highly detailed sprites fall to the ground realistically, because thats what matters.

  • 03.31.2006 5:48 PM PDT

Finish The Fight

'07

If Frankie isn't serious about the Pimps at Sea game, I'd still like to see them make it. I would seriously buy it. Bungie should make it on the side and offer it as a free/cheap download.

Was this the big project Frankie has been gettin us pumped up for?

  • 03.31.2006 5:49 PM PDT
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You guys at Bungie should be working on how to stop cheaters or Halo 3 not Pimps At Sea or whatever stupid -blam!- that is

  • 03.31.2006 5:50 PM PDT

MY XBOX DIED THAT'S WHY.

I'm terribly dissapointed. I didn't see any screen shots of the "biotchy barracuda-toofed" mermaids ANYWHERE!!!

WTH!? :(

  • 03.31.2006 5:59 PM PDT
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This is very humorous. Does the ho-toscoping indicate bust size when your reticle turns red?

  • 03.31.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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OMG i am so glad they weren't working on Halo 3 that whole time this games looks 10 times better. Those graphics are awsome and the gameplay sounds fun. thans Bungie

  • 03.31.2006 6:02 PM PDT
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very nice april fools joke we all know you are working on halo 3

  • 03.31.2006 6:03 PM PDT