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I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

I remember you announced Pimps at Sea last year around this time...what's with the delay? Youz bungiez of teh gei 1337 n00bs! WTF y isn't ther pimping seas yet OMG WTF?!

  • 03.31.2006 7:25 PM PDT
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We get to pimp ho's and get a canoe, sweet, that pwns oblivion

  • 03.31.2006 7:28 PM PDT
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If this is An april fools joke good one! Awsome you really had me going! If this is for real.... WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING??????????????????????

  • 03.31.2006 7:30 PM PDT
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I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

This is jsut more evidence of His Noodliness. It is obvious that Bungie is under the influence of the Flying Spaghetti Mosnter, and that they have been brainswashed by his Noodly Appendage into making an entire game about His Chosen People, the pirates.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Argh!

  • 03.31.2006 7:31 PM PDT
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you have got to be kidding, there is no way ya'll go from halo to something that should've been on super nintendo, I don't believe you, you are bluffing.

  • 03.31.2006 7:31 PM PDT
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you have got to be kidding, there is no way ya'll go from halo to something that should've been on super nintendo, I don't believe you, you are bluffing.
Thank you Captain obvious, you really should make that though, lol. I was almost crying from the laughter.

  • 03.31.2006 7:34 PM PDT
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Love the update Frankie. The best part was reading the achievements and seeing one of them as "You're rich biatch!".

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we want ninja hes the only one that can fix playlist its boring without him bungie needs more ninjas

  • 03.31.2006 7:47 PM PDT
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It's march 31st... er, april 1st soon. A bungie game wouldn't look like that, you guys know better =). Also, if that is "just" one quarter of the world, then... well, you know what he said about lighting a few updates ago? He said their next project had good lighting

"It had one thrilling aspect related to lighting conditions that made us all go 'ooooh!'"

... this has no lighting at all, unless the thing that made them go oooh was no lighting at all.... then it's understandable. Also, having grunts in the wrong game and time isn't very bungie like. Conclusion: APRIL FOOLS HHAHAHAH!!!! =) =) =)! YAAAYY
(April fools tip: switch the morning newspaper with yesturdays newspaper)

Now to get to what I was going to say, since Frankie fooled us in to thinking it's Pimps at Sea that's their next project... that means it isn't!!! Hehe, my strange logic.

Nice update Frankie, and nice music clip, i'm defianatly buying it the soundtrack =)

P.S. exkuze ma por spalin

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  • 03.31.2006 7:48 PM PDT
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Is it sad that I want Pimps at Sea more than Halo 3?

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wow this is retarted...... This game looks like -blam!-. Why bungie, do you do this. Im pretty sure this is a bluff because if you don't release Halo 3, so many ppl are going to rebel against your company, and not buy any of your other games.

  • 03.31.2006 8:02 PM PDT
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You had me going at the start of the update.....

  • 03.31.2006 8:10 PM PDT
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OFMGEE FRANKE YUO LEFFT WHOT URE TRU NECKT PRAWJECT IS

  • 03.31.2006 8:11 PM PDT
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OMG, i want Pimps at Sea SO much more than Halo3. I mean OMG how better can a game get?????????????????????????LMFAO.

  • 03.31.2006 8:13 PM PDT
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LoL! I pray this is a joke, when i was reading my jaw slowly dropped in awe of the -blam!-ness. :-)

  • 03.31.2006 8:16 PM PDT
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For everyone that is still oblivious about the next Bungie game. It is code-named Forerunner. Please believe me, it was noted in Game Informer magazine (Page 18 of Issue 156) as Bungie's next big project. It is some how going to be related to the Forerunners (i.e. those flying metal things that built the Halo rings). It will feature 4 man co-op over Xbox Live and a MODIFIED halo 2 engine. This is sure to be a great game. Sorry Bungie, but not everything can stay a secret. :)

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sorry 2 burst ur bubble, but the forerunnners were the ancient race that died out when they activated the rings the sentinals are the flying things.

  • 03.31.2006 8:21 PM PDT

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  • 03.31.2006 8:28 PM PDT
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wow, you had me very excited for a second there Frankie, I should've been more conscious of the date. Not cool dude, not cool.

  • 03.31.2006 8:37 PM PDT
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You guys are all silly thinking that those screen shots are just April Fools jokes. Today is March 31! April Fool's is tomorrow! Which means that Pimps At Sea is totally legit! It makes my mouth water! I can't wait to see a playable version at E3!

  • 03.31.2006 8:40 PM PDT

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Is it sad that I want Pimps at Sea more than Halo 3?


Nay, lubber! I be e'en wit ye on that score.

  • 03.31.2006 8:40 PM PDT
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Haha. Very funny Frankie. When I first read the caption for the update my eyes got big and my insides squealed with joy. Then I read the article and saw that you were talking about Pimps At Sea and that it was a joke I laughed and said with a smirk on my face "You're such a dick Frankie."

  • 03.31.2006 8:47 PM PDT
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Seriously ChickenNWaffles. Do you really believe everything you read? Especially in a Game Informer magazine. Do you know how many so-called "leaks" have gotten out about Bungie's next project? Too many to count. If I were you I wouldn't be so gullible next time I read something in a magazine.

  • 03.31.2006 9:08 PM PDT

are you kidding me with this? Is this some end of the week boredom joke that you all thought would be hysterical? I mean its a fairly elaborate piece of humor but com'on guys, you can't be serious, can you? ONP officially sucks a$$. geez....

So i posted this comment then realized that it is close enough to APRIL FOOLS and since that date actually falls on a saturday, kudos for a good gag for fools day. That makes a little more sense. For the first time you had me doubting Bungie, is was an unnerving and scary experience. Please don't do it again. Announce the freakin ONP already...Talk about anti-climatic.

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  • 03.31.2006 9:10 PM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

Yay Apr 1st

  • 03.31.2006 9:15 PM PDT