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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

it's 9am on april 1st here so april fool jokes are fine

  • 03.31.2006 11:00 PM PDT
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I feel like crying, Bungie, you got me good.

  • 03.31.2006 11:01 PM PDT

ODST: Sniper. Third floor, left.
ODST 2: Here. *raises sniper rifle* Lemme give em' my welcome to Earth gift basket.

BAD@$$!

Posted by: Kyri0s
I'm defintately not buying that game. It sounds really stupid. Sorry. I was expecting something with better graphics too. Wow! Just. Wow! The graphics look like s**t.


I've never been afraid of someone's ignorance before...but...dear God...It's mind-boggeling.

  • 03.31.2006 11:21 PM PDT
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That's okay Bungie, I can just stretch out Oblivion until the release of "Forerunner", your next game

  • 03.31.2006 11:22 PM PDT
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Youre kidding right, look at the graphics man it's just s*cks
But why the grunt in the ingame screen, well i think it's a hint to Halo 3 ;)

  • 03.31.2006 11:41 PM PDT
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dear santa... bring me that game... with halo 3... so i can laugh at that game while playing halo 3...

  • 03.31.2006 11:49 PM PDT

ODST: Sniper. Third floor, left.
ODST 2: Here. *raises sniper rifle* Lemme give em' my welcome to Earth gift basket.

BAD@$$!

But seriously I would laugh my ass off if I woke up tomorrow and I looked at the Forums and saw... New Mombasa, Halo PC, Halo Xbox, Pimps at Sea. I would laugh soooooooo hard! roflmaopimp!

  • 03.31.2006 11:58 PM PDT
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At the risk of sounding like an annoying fan with hate mail...

WTF!!!11!!! Come on BUNGIE!!! Joo R t3h suk!!!

I wantz new info on t3h ONP!!! We all kno itz about t3h Arbyter and the four runners so just come out and say it!!! PS I sold my copy of Halo2 so I could afford t3h 360 so I don't care about my rank. Even tho I'm a legit lvl 40.

End useless ranting... ahh now thats how you spell relief.

  • 04.01.2006 12:03 AM PDT
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Give Marty a jumping double high-five (high-low, preferably) and get back to work on Pimps at Sea.
Those scripts are about as legit as my level 100. Even something so simple as a concept doodle flood "grabber form" wouldn't look like a hand unless the script was written by Dr. Suess. Nobody uses the word balletic unless it's in a satirical fashion. You can't walk on a conceptual moving space cruiser, no matter how good your balance is, because the roation/grav system would throw you off. Chief wouldn't say he's going in just to kick some ass because that ain't his style.
Instead, he'd do this sort of barely-visible head-twitch thing, chamber a round in his BR, and say, "I need to get inside."
Or "Pop the trunk. I need to slap some hoes."
And I knew that after just the first paragraph. If you believed otherwise, shame on you!

  • 04.01.2006 12:07 AM PDT
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hey i cant wait till halo 3 but the whole pimps at sea joke was never funny and certainly isnt funny now. its a tired, old ass joke that really needs to stop. seriously guys get over it, your not comedians, you make games for a living. it always was corny, and its corny now. if you have nothing to say about halo 3 then don't say anything. if you want to make tired and stupid jokes, then don't waste our time on the weekly update. cyah

  • 04.01.2006 12:19 AM PDT
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OMg NOOOBS This is obviously a joke DUH!

some of you guys are like Im not buy that game Some of you are just plain stupid!

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 12:21 AM PDT
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Please Bungie, for the love of all that is good and holy in the world, tell us you didn't realize it wasn't the first of April.

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 12:26 AM PDT

bah. Reading the words "something big about our next project" totally made me forget the date. I crapped my pants and clicked on it at inhuman speed.

:/

  • 04.01.2006 12:40 AM PDT
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9oi

  • 04.01.2006 12:50 AM PDT
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Hahahahaha, I love the people who were taking it seriously, that was funnier to read than the joke itself.
but seriously, i cant even count the number of times bungie has said that they have big news over something, then it turn out to be really small piece of information about anything, i've had quite enough of the "big news" bungie has every 2 weeks. i would like to hear something real!

  • 04.01.2006 12:53 AM PDT


I want spinners on my capstans biatch! And cannons that fire out whole islands to land on other ships and sink them! A flying sloop would be cool too... or maybe a blunderbuss that only works for me.. talk about sweet! Da hoes is gonna be wet when they see my ass rapin all dem sunday sailors and lootin dere gold, natch. My crew gonna own yo ass. Bring it on!

  • 04.01.2006 1:07 AM PDT

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Posted by: Kyri0s
I'm defintately not buying that game. It sounds really stupid. Sorry. I was expecting something with better graphics too. Wow! Just. Wow! The graphics look like s**t.


ROFL!!! funniest quote evar!! Like Frankie said, it is already April 1st somewhere in the world. April 1st is a great day for game announcements!

ROFL!!!

  • 04.01.2006 1:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: goldhawk
Ha, can't wait to pimp my boat.

roflmao funny

oh AND ONE MORE THING tHANKS FRANKIE NOW WE KNOW P@S IS


bull ****

  • 04.01.2006 1:34 AM PDT
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hahah, great update. love the grunt ho on the corner there.

  • 04.01.2006 2:33 AM PDT
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Can you delete your own posts completely?

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 3:54 AM PDT
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wow, that wasn't very enjoyable, getting me a physiked for some news about next product then an april's fools joke. Not much fun at all, for example bungie team, this is how it felt:

Fat Cat - " Hey guys! your all getting a pay rise! "
Bungie -" Wow! really?! "
Fat Cat - " Yup, here's how much more your earning in this envelope:
Testing Teams - instead of your standard salaries, we're giving you two onions and a pistacio nut!
.net admin!, you are now being treated with an anual salary of 3 garden shruberies, with an extra mint plant for Achronos! :)
and of course, our beloved development team, for you, we've pulled the plugs out, and instead of your anual cash revenues, we're hiring previous British prime minister Margeret Thatcher, and an earlier, more alive version of Barry White to come rub their asses all over your faces and finest china!
Bungie - " ............................ "

I didn't like it :(

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 4:18 AM PDT
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Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

im afariad ive never heard of pimpa at sea before, and what i see of it, it is a STUPID waste of bungie's time

  • 04.01.2006 4:41 AM PDT
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Dude! Frankie! That was AWESOME! I absolutly loved your update! Especially the part where you said, we cant officially accounce the game, then you go and say it's Pimps At Sea: Avast Me -blam!-es! That was really good!! But I dont think ANYONE else read that part, where you said you coundlt officially announce it yet! But yeah! lol Great update none the less, I would buy the game in a heartbeat if it actually came out! I would buy a 360 just for that! Oh and cheers to Marty! that was freaking awesome! I loved the little snippet of music!! I'm gonna go buy Vol. 2 as soon as it comes out!

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 4:47 AM PDT
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That was the worst experience of my life I actually thought for a few seconds bungie actually was givin us proper info. sigh....

  • 04.01.2006 4:52 AM PDT

Heh. Not my idea for the april fools prank, but hey..

  • 04.01.2006 5:23 AM PDT