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Is this a joke... we all know the new project has to do with the number 3 and a large ring like object along with a few alien species...

  • 04.01.2006 5:26 AM PDT

Even though this would be stupid marketing it'd be funny if they released "Pimps at Sea" but in actuality when you put the disc in the 360 it was their actual next project. Like I sadi though, that would be stupid marketing.

  • 04.01.2006 6:05 AM PDT
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This is just some sick twisted joke right?

  • 04.01.2006 6:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: halojaxx3
Youre kidding right, look at the graphics man it's just s*cks
But why the grunt in the ingame screen, well i think it's a hint to Halo 3 ;)


You have to be the dumbest son of a -blam!-...

Do you HONESTLY think they've spent months on a game like that? It's a screen shot from Roller Coaster Tycoon, moron. : /

  • 04.01.2006 6:44 AM PDT
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Well your "secret" is out. IGN got the scoop from a MS insider. LOL. And since MS is your daddy then that makes it official. Halo 3 is going to be released next year which means you have to be working on it now because it takes a couple of years to make a blockbuster game. WOW that is such a surprise. I mean I can't believe MS is making you guys do this it's not like that game is a system seller or anything. It's not like the XBOX360 has powerhouse competition from PLAYSTATION 3 coming up. Please for the love of christ make is so you can play the story cooperatively on LIVE. Good Luck!! I know you guys will do a good job.

  • 04.01.2006 6:45 AM PDT

Australia always gets left behind

Right on time, just like every year. although not as funny as your previous jokes

  • 04.01.2006 6:56 AM PDT
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Ha ha ha! A quarter of the game...

Anyway, ONP must stand for something, (Obviously not Pimps at Sea) so now there's going to be even more speculation... hoy.
Anyway, it was teh rox!

  • 04.01.2006 7:14 AM PDT
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I didn't get it. That was a joke or for real or secret pointout (in someway) for Bungie's new project?

  • 04.01.2006 7:18 AM PDT

herp a durr derpdurderrrrp

Posted by: DDRmaster
Ha ha ha! A quarter of the game...

Anyway, ONP must stand for something, (Obviously not Pimps at Sea) so now there's going to be even more speculation... hoy.
Anyway, it was teh rox!


You're an idiot. ONP stands for Our Next Project. If you could read, you'd know this. : /

  • 04.01.2006 7:24 AM PDT

He said to use Tucker's imagination, but I didn't have his, I only had mine. So I used my imagination to pretend like I had Tucker's, and look what I came up with!

Is it my imagination or is the Pimps at Sea game an April Fools Joke? (I think it is the latter.)

  • 04.01.2006 7:28 AM PDT

Send me out with a bang...

Sad thing is I would have bought this game... lmao. Pimps AT SEA! I mean what could go wrong!

lol Anyways this is one of the better apirl fools jokes going around. Most are annoying or poorly thought out... Loved the achievements!

Um... wow that's all I got! Keep up the good work on Hal... err I mean your next project :)

  • 04.01.2006 7:50 AM PDT
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I hate you Frankie.

  • 04.01.2006 7:53 AM PDT
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I am simply suprised that more people didn't pick up on the ONP being part of the April Fools joke. I can't imagine a game like they described ever being very sucessful.

  • 04.01.2006 8:01 AM PDT

"You ever wonder what's up there"
"Like what"
"Maybe someone up there was wondering what it's like here"
"I guess, do you think will ever meet them"
"I hope so, don't you...?"

- The proof there's intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't visited Earth.

Join the Sangheili Empire, the last of the surviving Sangheili...

When are you going to tell us this is an April Fools Day joke. Keep working on Halo 3. That will be you're real next generation game NOT Pimps at Sea. If It's taking the place of Halo 3 I DEFINATLY WONT BUY IT!!!!!! (I probably wouldn't anyways).

  • 04.01.2006 8:02 AM PDT

herp a durr derpdurderrrrp

Posted by: XxMasterElitexX
When are you going to tell us this is an April Fools Day joke. Keep working on Halo 3. That will be you're real next generation game NOT Pimps at Sea. If It's taking the place of Halo 3 I DEFINATLY WONT BUY IT!!!!!! (I probably wouldn't anyways).


Do you honestly believe this is their next project? Really, dude. Think before you type.

  • 04.01.2006 8:20 AM PDT

agent grunty!

yay, Pimps at Sea.
Nice update Frankie.
Happy April FOOLS.

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 8:25 AM PDT

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from constipation, does that mean the 5th one enjoys it???

Nice pimp grunt. Thanks great update. Can't wait for Halo 3 and the Vol. 2 soundtrack.

[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 8:29 AM PDT
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OMG YES PIMPS AT SEA I SMELL A TITLE GREATER THAN HALO 3 COULD EVER BE! LAWL IM SOOOOO READY !11!1



ZOMG KITTENS MEW MEW

  • 04.01.2006 8:29 AM PDT
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hahahaha! I love the horribly ugly grunt with wig.

  • 04.01.2006 8:48 AM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

That was an awesome movie script.

  • 04.01.2006 9:15 AM PDT
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Let the name of Freddie Prince Jr never be mentioned in the same conversation as the MC.

So, when's the actual release date for the book?

  • 04.01.2006 9:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: dipsy 1337
Thanks frankie
And we all love you!
Thanks for the April fools update.

I hope the soundtrack wans't April Fools. That is my favorite clip out of the HAL0 2 game.

  • 04.01.2006 9:56 AM PDT

Posted by: sickNasty inc
hey i cant wait till halo 3 but the whole pimps at sea joke was never funny and certainly isnt funny now. its a tired, old ass joke that really needs to stop. seriously guys get over it, your not comedians, you make games for a living. it always was corny, and its corny now. if you have nothing to say about halo 3 then don't say anything. if you want to make tired and stupid jokes, then don't waste our time on the weekly update. cyah


HERE HERE!!! THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

not funny at all, get over yourselves.

  • 04.01.2006 10:14 AM PDT
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Looks like dump. I do on the other hand love the grunt ho. I've always had a fetish.

  • 04.01.2006 10:18 AM PDT

I am a Floodian

Oh I pray so hard that pimps at sea is an april fools joke, please, please, please be a joke.

  • 04.01.2006 10:18 AM PDT