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Subject: Very Active, Productive Clan! Here Today, Ready For Tomorrow!

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

These monsters believe that they are superior, yet I believe we won the war, did we not? *Takes hit*

  • 09.03.2011 8:07 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.


Posted by: NUMANUMA585
I'm shocked by his intelligence, for if he never told me if France was not a race, I would have always presumed that.
This is due to your inferior brain capacity, human.

  • 09.03.2011 8:07 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: NUMANUMA585
*Takes Hit* Elites will be Elites, anyone interested in another cigar?
Yes please, old bean.

  • 09.03.2011 8:07 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: NUMANUMA585
*Takes Hit* Elites will be Elites, anyone interested in another cigar?

If you would, please.

*Phone rings* - Oh, sorry gents. Be back in a tick.

  • 09.03.2011 8:07 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.


Posted by: MrNuke
These monsters believe that they are superior, yet I believe we won the war, did we not? *Takes hit*
You can't win a war that you run away from like a schoolgirl running from a mouse.

  • 09.03.2011 8:08 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: AOD Ghost555

Posted by: NUMANUMA585
*Takes Hit* Elites will be Elites, anyone interested in another cigar?

If you would, please.

*Phone rings* - Oh, sorry gents. Be back in a tick.
Right o, chap.

  • 09.03.2011 8:08 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: matman25402

Posted by: MrNuke
These monsters believe that they are superior, yet I believe we won the war, did we not? *Takes hit*
You can't win a war that you run away from like a schoolgirl running from a mouse.
Need I mention Sierra 117's part in the war?

  • 09.03.2011 8:09 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

*Hands AOD/Nuke a cigar* Take your time ol' bean. You know what was the best part of the Human-Covenant War, when the Elites joined our side cause they believed in "The Great Journey."

[Edited on 09.03.2011 8:09 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2011 8:09 PM PDT

Spoiler Alert Your Prophets are going to let the Brute stake over as the Security presence in the Covenant and there will be an Uprising where your petty Council will be eliminated and you will be forced to forge an alliance with the humans as your home planet is destroyed by Brutes.

  • 09.03.2011 8:09 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: lK r a Z i i
and this is why threads get locked...
And why, good sir, might this get locked? We are having a civilized conversation. Save the Elite, of course...

  • 09.03.2011 8:09 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.


Posted by: lK r a Z i i
and this is why threads get locked...
You're alive! Will you accept or run away like the others?

  • 09.03.2011 8:10 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: NUMANUMA585
*Hands AOD/Nuke a cigar* Take your time ol' bean. You know what was the best part of the Human-Covenant War, when the Elites joined our side cause they believed in "The Great Journey."
Oh, I must agree. As Halo stated, their planet did get destroyed by their own.

  • 09.03.2011 8:10 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.


Posted by: MrNuke

Posted by: lK r a Z i i
and this is why threads get locked...
And why, good sir, might this get locked? We are having a civilized conversation. Save the Elite, of course...
Typical Elites...

  • 09.03.2011 8:10 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Yes, typical Elites.

  • 09.03.2011 8:11 PM PDT

Indeed

  • 09.03.2011 8:11 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I must say, I do enjoy a good discussion. *Takes hit from cigar*

  • 09.03.2011 8:12 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.


Posted by: MrNuke

Posted by: matman25402

Posted by: MrNuke
These monsters believe that they are superior, yet I believe we won the war, did we not? *Takes hit*
You can't win a war that you run away from like a schoolgirl running from a mouse.
Need I mention Sierra 117's part in the war?
I'm talking about Clans, not canonical events. But if you meant MCP0 John II7, he fell to me like every UNSC division before, and every one to come.

  • 09.03.2011 8:12 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

*RE-enters room and takes his seat*

Sorry for the delay, gents. But it appears I've made another 5 million dollars in royalties.

What had occured whilst I was away?

  • 09.03.2011 8:12 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: AOD Ghost555
*RE-enters room and takes his seat*

Sorry for the delay, gents. But it appears I've made another 5 million dollars in royalties.

What had occured whilst I was away?
Oh, just the Elite going on another rant.

  • 09.03.2011 8:13 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: matman25402

Posted by: MrNuke

Posted by: matman25402

Posted by: MrNuke
These monsters believe that they are superior, yet I believe we won the war, did we not? *Takes hit*
You can't win a war that you run away from like a schoolgirl running from a mouse.
Need I mention Sierra 117's part in the war?
I'm talking about Clans, not canonical events. But if you meant MCP0 John II7, he fell to me like every UNSC division before, and every one to come.
Good sir, I meant the individual himself! Not some clan imitation.

  • 09.03.2011 8:14 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

Welcome back old chap! And congratulations on your royalties, you missed nothing much, Elites are being typical Elites.

  • 09.03.2011 8:14 PM PDT

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.

SPOILER ALERT: He most likely hasn't watch the trailer for Halo 4, to see that the Chief survived. *Takes Hit*

[Edited on 09.03.2011 8:15 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2011 8:14 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Yes, congratulations on the royalties. I would be recieving *Gates a page* Oh, hold on a tick.

  • 09.03.2011 8:15 PM PDT